| Scat Brat
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Scat Brat is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in part of The Buck Stops Here content update. It requires the STEM Conference Hotel to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark
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Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.
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This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect?
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Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.
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Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect!
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| Task: "Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark
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Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz.
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Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!
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Yeah, but that "guy" is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks.
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Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!
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Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.
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You're right — you're a double threat!
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Now I think you know what you're up against.
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Task: "Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark
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MY BREAKIN' HEART...
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Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!
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I CAN TAKE THE 'B-' TRAIN...
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That's an obvious parody!
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KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND...
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Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely.
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| Task: "Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark
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It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park.
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My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships.
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And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.
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| Task: "Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark
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Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you!
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You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself.
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Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!
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Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.
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Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.
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Haw—huh?
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You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it.
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Task: "Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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