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Lives of the Saints Comics

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Lives of the Saints Comics
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Comic Information
Genre: Religious
First appearance: "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"

Lives of the Saints Comics is a religious comic that Bart once read in a lesson at St. Jerome's Catholic School.


In the comic book Bart read, St. Sebastian preached Christianity to the Romans so the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows. But he survived the arrows and throw the arrows back to the Romans and killed them. A Roman soldier said then at he wish he'd gone to more orgies before he died. Bart then said that this stuff is great and it's way better than the comics he gets at the dentist, Dr. Shapiro vs. Plaque-Ula.