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The '''Male Golem''' (also known as the '''Golem of Prague''') was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
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The '''Male Golem''', also known as the '''Golem of Prague''', was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
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The Golem was created by a Jewish priest in the 17th century to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the {{W|Tsar}}". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of [[Krusty the Clown]].
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The Golem was seen in the attic of the [[Simpson House]].<ref>"[[The Color Yellow]]"</ref>
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== Non-canon ==
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{{Noncanon}}
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In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the [[Old New Synagogue]] in [[Prague]]. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a {{W|czar}}. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of [[Krusty the Clown]]. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at [[The Laugh Stop]].
  
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[[Bart]] found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall. Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when he gave it a command to "Kick [[Homer]]'s balls" and the Golem kicked holes in the walls instead of kicking Homer in the crotch.
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One day, after a recording of ''{{Krusty show}}'', [[Bart]] went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his [[Krusty Brand Alarm Clock]]. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken [[Homer]], the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money.
  
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Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill [[Principal Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth. After some growling while it found its voice, the Golem told of how he hated killing people, proving Lisa right.
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[[Lisa]] realizes that Bart was the one who made the Golem hospitalize the bullies and confronted Bart about it. Lisa then put a scroll telling the Golem to speak into his mouth. After coming to life, the Golem told Bart and Lisa that he felt bad about all the murders and maimings he had done. Eventually, the Golem started driving Bart crazy with his talking so Bart sent him to school to use [[Principal Skinner]] as a yo-yo, eventually cutting him in half.
  
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[[Marge]] and Lisa created a [[Female Golem]] out of [[Play-Doh]] to be the Golem's mate. Lisa put a scroll into the Female Golem's mouth with "Live" written on it. The Female Golem then came to life, and she and the Male Golem got married in a Jewish wedding after bribing off the Springfield Police to ignore the murders the Male Golem had committed.
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At dinner one night, [[Marge]] and Lisa decide that the Golem is very neurotic and a relationship could help him. The Simpsons then build a [[Female Golem]] out of [[Play-Doh]] and bring her to life. When she starts speaking, and complaining about her dress, Homer went to kill her and try again, but the Male Golem said that she was perfect. The two Golems decided to get married, which was officiated by [[Rabbi Krustofsky]]. During the wedding, [[Chief Wiggum]], [[Eddie]], and [[Lou]] busted in to arrest the Golem for his crimes. However, Chief Wiggum was persuaded to drop the charges with access to a free latke bar.<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"</ref>
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
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*The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons' loft in "[[The Color Yellow]]".
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*The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons' attic in "[[The Color Yellow]]".
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*The Golem bears a very strong resemblance to the Golem of the three silent ''{{W2|The Golem|1915 film}}'' movies, which were made in Germany and came out in 1915, 1917 and 1920.
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*The Golem is a parody of the Golem from the 1915 film ''{{W2|The Golem|1915 film}}''.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XVII}}
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XVII|(You Gotta Know When to Golem)}}
 
*{{ep|The Color Yellow}}
 
*{{ep|The Color Yellow}}
 
*{{ep|The Book Job|(picture)}}
 
*{{ep|The Book Job|(picture)}}
 
*{{ep|Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass|([[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass/Gags|opening sequence]])}}
 
*{{ep|Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass|([[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass/Gags|opening sequence]])}}
 
*{{bk|Bart Simpson's Guide to Life}}
 
*{{bk|Bart Simpson's Guide to Life}}
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== References ==
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{{Reflist}}
  
 
{{THOH characters|XVII=yes}}
 
{{THOH characters|XVII=yes}}

Latest revision as of 07:24, October 1, 2024


"Finally! I can talk! This is the voice I've got? Sounds like I should be selling egg creams in Brighton Beach."
―the Male Golem[src]
Male Golem
Golem.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Fictional
Age: Ca. 400
Hair: Clay
Occupation: Does whatever he is commanded
Relatives: Wife: Female Golem
First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
Voiced by: Richard Lewis
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The Male Golem, also known as the Golem of Prague, was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

History[edit]

The Golem was seen in the attic of the Simpson House.[1]

Non-canon[edit]

Donut Homer.png The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the Old New Synagogue in Prague. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a czar. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of Krusty the Clown. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at The Laugh Stop.

One day, after a recording of The Krusty the Clown Show, Bart went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his Krusty Brand Alarm Clock. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken Homer, the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money.

Lisa realizes that Bart was the one who made the Golem hospitalize the bullies and confronted Bart about it. Lisa then put a scroll telling the Golem to speak into his mouth. After coming to life, the Golem told Bart and Lisa that he felt bad about all the murders and maimings he had done. Eventually, the Golem started driving Bart crazy with his talking so Bart sent him to school to use Principal Skinner as a yo-yo, eventually cutting him in half.

At dinner one night, Marge and Lisa decide that the Golem is very neurotic and a relationship could help him. The Simpsons then build a Female Golem out of Play-Doh and bring her to life. When she starts speaking, and complaining about her dress, Homer went to kill her and try again, but the Male Golem said that she was perfect. The two Golems decided to get married, which was officiated by Rabbi Krustofsky. During the wedding, Chief Wiggum, Eddie, and Lou busted in to arrest the Golem for his crimes. However, Chief Wiggum was persuaded to drop the charges with access to a free latke bar.[2]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

  • The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons' attic in "The Color Yellow".
  • The Golem is a parody of the Golem from the 1915 film The Golem.

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ↑ "The Color Yellow"
  2. ↑ "Treehouse of Horror XVII"


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