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United Parasites

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United Parasites
United Parasites.png
Location Information
Town: Springfield
Use: Talent management company
Employees: Slick manager
First appearance: "Yokel Hero"

United Parasites is a talent management company in Springfield. The slick manager works for them.


After Cletus fired Homer as his manager, he went to United Parasites to sign on with the slick manager. Cletus' picture was then put on the wall, with the other clients of the slick manager.

After Cletus quit the music business, another man saw the slick manager about becoming a client. However, he left the office.

The slick manager also worked as a manager for Drederick Tatum, George Takei, Chazz Busby, Laney Fontaine, Vladimir Putin, Rainier Wolfcastle, Barack Obama, Alaska Nebraska, Mexican Duffman, Scuzzo, Tootsie Childs, Krusty the Clown, Gritty, Bert and Ernie, the Pope, Jay G, Llewellyn Sinclair, Rachel Jordan and Miss Springfield, Conor McGregor, and Lady Gaga.