| Praisin' Liaison
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Praisin' Liaison is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update. It requires Rachel Jordan to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us!
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Yay!
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Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor.
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Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die.
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I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha!
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| Task: "Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours.
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Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark
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Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice.
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I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy.
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Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing.
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Help me fix my hair.
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| Task: "Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair". The job takes 60 minutes.
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I've got my hair and my tenor.
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Now all I need is a bass backup singer.
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Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark
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Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song.
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Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here.
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And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper.
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Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together.
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Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way.
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| Task: "Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned.
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I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you.
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That's fair. More than fair.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark
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I brought two of Springfield's most different people together.
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I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it.
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Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs.
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| Task: "Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 3 hours.
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The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield.
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You can perform it at my bar.
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No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it.
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Really? Guess I'll never understand artists.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark
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Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people.
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The "Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship".
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That's nice. Except why does "Ned" come before "Moe"? Why not "Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship"?
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"Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship" is much better.
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I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum!
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| Task: "Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 3 hours.
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Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo.
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Too bad. I just learned my part.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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