Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)
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"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)"
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Song Information
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"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" is a song by Quilloughby and Lisa Simpson. The extended version can be heard during the end credits of the episode.
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Quilloughby:
- Every day I try to smile,
- But can't help but frown.
- Every day I draw my bath,
- And pray I will drown.
- I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
- Turn back inside and pray for my death.
- 'Cause everyone is horrid,
- Except me and possibly you.
- Lisa:
- Possibly me.
- Quilloughby and Lisa:
- Oh, everyone is horrid,
- Quilloughby:
- And my dear,
- I fear you are, too.
- Quilloughby and Lisa:
- Ohhh.
Extended version[edit]
- Quilloughby:
- Every day I try to smile,
- But can't help but frown.
- Every day I draw my bath,
- And pray I will drown.
- I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
- Turn back inside and pray for my death.
- 'Cause everyone is horrid,
- Except me and possibly you.
- Oh, everyone is horrid,
- And my dear,
- I fear you are, too.
- Lisa:
- Has everyone always,
- Made you so weary?
- Quilloughby:
- Let me tell you a tale,
- To answer your query.
- In Manchester the people were loyal and kind,
- And I hated them. (Someone should've sedated them)
- They lack subtlety and nuance,
- I definitely knew once I was five.
- There was no point to their lives.
- 'Cause everyone is horrid,
- Except me and possibly you.
- Lisa:
- Possibly me.
- Quilloughby and Lisa:
- Oh, everyone is horrid,
- Quilloughby:
- And my dear,
- I fear you are, too.
- Quilloughby and Lisa:
- Ohhh.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" was released on music streaming and purchasing websites on May 11, 2021.[1]
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