St. Sebastian

"St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."

―Lives of the Saints Comics

St. Sebastian

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Occupation: Roman soldier First appearance: "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.

History

Ned Flanders dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade.

Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse so he toke her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.

Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he eat St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

In the waiting room of heaven St. Peter was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."

Behind the Laughter

The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Andrea Mantegna's St. Sebastian.

Gallery

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  Image for June in the Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar

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  Ned Flanders dress up as St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade

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  St. Sebastian in the "Catholic Saints Soup" from Ned Flanders' Personal Hell

Appearances

• Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls)
• Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" (Lives of the Saints Comics)
• Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" (Ned Flanders' Personal Hell)
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Heaven Swipes Right)
• Episode – "Better Off Ned" (Christian Pride Parade)
• Merchandise – The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar (June)

External links

• St. Sebastian at Wikipedia

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