The blue-haired lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent.
Work
He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.
His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony,[1] Disneyland,[2] the Sea Captain and the Frying Dutchman,[3] Sideshow Bob,[4] Roger Meyers, Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios,[5][6] Movementarians,[7] Bart Simpson[8] and the estates of Charlie Chaplin and Jimmy Durante.[9]
Love Life
Blue-haired lawyer's love life is virtually non-existent, though he was once seen on a date with fellow Republican Lindsey Naegle [10] as well as a date with Cookie Kwan (deleted scene).[11]
Politics
He is a member of the Springfield Republican Party.[12]
Non-canon
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In the The Simpsons Game, he works as The Creator's goon.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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Permanent Tasks
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Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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Go Skating
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10m
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26, 7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart
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60m
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105, 26
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Kwik-E-Mart
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Dine at the Truffle
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2h
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175, 40
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Gilded Truffle
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Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
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4h
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260, 70
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Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
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Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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350, 90
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Springfield Medical Center
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Look Unimpressed
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8h
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260, 70
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9
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Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Attend Church
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12h
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600, 150
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First Church of Springfield
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Enjoy a Night at the Theater
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Playhouse
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Complain About Electric Buzzing
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12h
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600, 150
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The Buzzing Sign Diner
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Deliver Lawsuits to Local Businesses
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Shop
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Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Kevin's Kindling
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Behind the Laughter
- The blue-haired lawyer's voice was inspired by American attorney Roy Cohn.[13] Jim Reardon has said the character design was based on actor Charles Lane.
- In scripts, he's referred to as "Burns's Lawyer".[14]
Appearances
References