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The Devil Wears Blue
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| The Devil Wears Blue
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The Devil Wears Blue is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 38 content update. It requires the Blue-Haired Lawyer to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!
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Mmm...Grey!
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Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.
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Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!
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I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!
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THEN DON'T!
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| Task: "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 30 minutes.
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Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.
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It's just brain-freeze, dad.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about a local business, ripe for a lawsuit?
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Were you just hiding in the bushes?
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No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!
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And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.
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And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
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No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.
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I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father faking an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's hard-earned cash.
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That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.
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Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -
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Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.
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See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.
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| Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House, requires Homer, and takes 12 hours.
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So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?
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That's right, 30%!
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...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.
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I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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As legal council, I recommend you head to your nearest unsanitary dining establishment .
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Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.
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French fries?
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No, cockroaches.
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes.
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.
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I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.
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What?! I heard that!
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You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.
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Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.
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Blast. Foiled by foil!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.
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People usually regret saying that to me.
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All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.
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WOO HOO!!
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...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground.
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D'oh!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 3 hours.
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*thump* D'OH!
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What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one of those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.
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No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... choked on one of your pretzels.
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Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn't pickle, I don't serve it.
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Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?
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If I may interject, my client appears to have choked on a food product served in your establishment.
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I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The dip n' trip. The choke n' sue.
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Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now – two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?
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This won't be the last you see of us!
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Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.
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...
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Your autograph.
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Just write your name.
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Can I sign with an X?
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| Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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I cannot believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At full price.
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Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger behind a velvet rope.
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I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.
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I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.
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That's the spirit – we don't need him. There are plenty of fat slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.
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Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day.
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Task: "Make Apu Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?
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Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom.
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My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue you for intimidation.
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Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife.
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Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart – booze and fried food, day in and day out.
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He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in life are to be rich and lazy.
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Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water.
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I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpson's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500.
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You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are.
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Door slam - $1,000.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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That's it! If Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies.
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We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself.
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Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man.
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I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp 'N' Blow for a meal...
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Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries.
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Task: "Make Homer Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch...
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Oh lawyers – one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hand.
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You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears.
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Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners.
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I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!
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Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!
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| Task: "Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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While I was hiding in the bushes, I overheard those business owners convince Homer to blow me off.
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I ought to sue him for everything he's worth...
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...which apparently is negative $10,000.
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| Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?
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Not to mention my humorless bench ads!
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Ooh... I like your nasal accent.
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How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be.
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But Mr. Burns, what about me?!
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You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all."
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Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane.
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Excellent. You're hired.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride". The job requires the Blue-Haired Lawyer and takes 16 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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