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| 270
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"Treehouse of Horror XII"
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Clancy Wiggum
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In the House of Whacks segment, Chief Wiggum is on the phone, explaining that the Robocops want to know where their pension money went. They shoot at Wiggum, but only hits his chair and the phone. They stop when Wiggum gives them "metallic donuts".
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| Willie
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In the Wiz Kids segment, Groundskeeper Willie rides an enchanted lawn mower and yells at it, because it hovers above the grass instead of cutting it.
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| Bart, Smithers and Burns
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In the Wiz Kids segment, Montymort feeds Slithers a rabbit followed by a scene where Bart is in the bathroom combing out Germans from his hair.
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| 271
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"The Parent Rap"
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Homer and Marge
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Marge and Homer try to have sex in the dark, but they can't due to the wooden stock attached to them. Marge turns on the lights and says that it's not gonna work tonight.
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| Homer and Marge
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Homer tries to take off Marge's wooden stock by attaching chains between it and the car while Marge is tied to a tree. Homer speeds up, the ties break and Marge flies through the air and lands in the trashcan. The second attempt succeeds, but Homer crashes the car into the house. The scene ends with Homer telling Marge to do the same to him and his wooden stock.
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| Bart and Lisa
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Bart and Lisa watch a fight between Dr. Bonebrake and Rumblina on TV and Bart makes comments about Rumblinas wedding dress. The scene ends with The Preacher entering the fight.
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| 272
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"Homer the Moe"
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Lenny, Carl, Barney, Moe, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa
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In Homer's garage, Lenny plays "Devil's Advocate" pinball machine. Moe is outside, asking for Homer who rolls out under the garage door. Moe explains that he's changing his bar back to how it was but catches the smell of beer and Lenny and enters the garage to find Carl and Barney sitting at the bar. Moe points out that it's illegal to run a bar in a private residence but Homer explains that he's running a hunting club and shows Moe a book explaining the law. Moe reads in the book and points out that they must in fact engage in hunting. Homer says they will do it tomorrow. Lisa rebels against it, but Homer makes her shut up and continue her work at cutting the lemons.
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| 273
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"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
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Gloria, Burns and Homer
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A waitress serves Jell-O shots to Gloria, Burns and Homer. Burns is almost chokes due to "sharp edges".
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| 274
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"The Blunder Years"
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Homer, Lenny, Carl and Captain McCallister
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Young Homer, Young Lenny and Young Carl cross a train bridge and Lenny puts a coin on the track. Homer listens to the tracks, he hears a train coming and is almost run over by it. Due to the coin, the train is derailed and falls into the lake. McCallister swims away sitting on a log, saying "It feels so right."
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| 275
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"She of Little Faith"
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Marge, Ned, Kearney, Helen Lovejoy, Agnes, Reverend Lovejoy, Jasper, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Eddie and Hassan Jay Salam
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After boarding up the damages to the church caused by Homer and Bart's model rocket (which is labelled HJS), Reverend Lovejoy annonces the culprit: Hassan Jay Salam who is being arrested by the police outside the church. Hassan says that he loves America and asks the police to call his cousin Casey Kasem.
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| Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and The Rich Texan
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Inside the church, Bart notices a Skybox currently occupied by The Rich Texan. He proclaims to be closer to God than Bart will ever be.
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| 276
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"Brawl in the Family"
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Homer, Marge and Amber
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Amber tells Marge the reason why she tracked down Homer: Her 14 carat ring. Marge notices it has a heart-shaped red diamond.
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| Ginger, Rod, Todd and Ned
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Ned tells Ginger his plans for their day: Church, a brisk power walk and a movie about church.
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| 277
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"Sweets and Sour Marge"
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Bart and Milhouse
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Bart and Milhouse look into "Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Strange New Feelings" trying to find out why Bugs Meany is taking long showers. They are disgusted when they find out the answer.
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| 278
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"Jaws Wired Shut"
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Marge and a Demolition Derby official
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Marge compares the thrill of excitement of the Demolition Derby to being inside the washer with an unbalanced load. An official tells Marge that they don't just let a house wife in the derby but then sees her entry form. He is very impressed because she filled in everything, including her e-mail address (which start with "bartsmom16".
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| 279
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"Half-Decent Proposal"
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Artie Ziff, Captain McCallister and three of Ziff's assistants
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Lisa plays mini golf on Artie's boat "The PaZIFFic Princess". The ball goes into the hole only because the boat captain (McCallister) makes the boat tilt. He tells Lisa that she is now 6 under par.
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| 280
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"The Bart Wants What It Wants"
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Rainier Wolfcastle, Greta and two photographers
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Rainier Wolfcastle yells at two paparazzi photographers and threatens to "go Baldwin" on them. Greta explains that the photographers are from the school newspaper. Wolfcastle apologizes and promises to donate money to a charity of their choice - (with emphasis) "a permanent donation".
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| Bart, Greta and Rainier Wolfcastle
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Bart is on the phone with Greta, coughing and lying to her about being sick. Looking in the book Encyclopedia of Lies he tells her that he has tetanus. Greta says that she understands, then hangs up the phone and tells her father that she is not going out tonight. Wolfcastle suggests they do squats instead before watching "Leno".
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| Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie
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After Lisa finds out that Homer and Marge have hidden from her the fact that there are private prep schools in Springfield, Bart tells her that they were just looking out for her, thereby revealing that he also knew about it. Maggie's facial expression suggests that even she knew about it.
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| 281
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"The Lastest Gun in the West"
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Buck McCoy, Sideshow Mel and a stagehand
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Buck McCoy shoots and hits a fire extinguisher and a cue card held by a stagehand.
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| Homer, Marge
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Homer and Marge are in bed, and Homer says that "Little Homer" needs attention and reveals a small doll from under the blanket. Marge complains that he shouldn't bring it to bed.
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| Buck McCoy, cowboys, indians and a three women choir.
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Buck McCoy shows the Simpson Family a movie with himself starring as a singing cowboy.
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| 282
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"The Old Man and the Key"
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Grampa and Zelda
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At Make-Out Point a car is rocking. It is revealed that is just Grampa and Zelda sleeping and snoring in it.
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| 283
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"Tales from the Public Domain"
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Cyclops, Odysseus' friends (played by Apu, Professor Frink, Moe, Lenny and Carl)
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Cyclops is roasting Odysseus and his friends on an open fire. After eating Frink, Odysseus and his friends escape but are still tied to a pole. They jump and land the pole in Cyclops' eye. Cyclops runs away and the five men escape in their ship. Cyclops beg them to come back, promising that he won't eat them. He only needs combing and wiping.
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| Odysseus, Penelope, Dionysus, Zeus and Poseidon
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After Odysseus returns to Penelope, he her that they should rediscover their marital bed, so they start bouncing in it. Penelope tells Odysseus that she has heard about other things to do in the bed, but Odysseus is not convinced it couldn't be betting than bouncing. In heaven, Dionysus is looking down and waiting for them to "do something hot", but Zeus asks him to forget it and instead point him to look at Naiads and Dryads.
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| King Hamlet, the fool (played by Krusty), Ophelia (played by Lisa)
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At dinner, the fool makes a joke about Prince Hamlet, but Hamlet is offended and asks for the fool's beheading. While being taken away by guards, the fool explains that the joke was "a thinker" and that Prince Hamlet will be laughing on the way home. Prince Hamlet says that he is already home. The fool sighs.
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| Prince Hamlet, Claudius, King Hamlet and a musician (played by Otto)
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Hidden in an armor, Prince Hamlet swears to avenge his father and tries to strike Claudius with a morning star, but instead he hits and kills the musician. King Hamlet's ghost appears and complains that Prince Hamlet killed the wrong person. Prince Hamlet responds by saying that from now on, he's a "lean, mean avenging machine". He jumps to the floor, still wearing the armor torso, walks and falls over and says that he bit his tongue. He struggles to get up while King Hamlet's ghost tells the musician's ghost not to have kids. The musician's ghost tells King Hamlet that he has to go to the bathroom. King Hamlet says that he should have gone before he died.
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| 285
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"Weekend at Burnsie's"
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| Chief Wiggum
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Chief Wiggum gets a call from someone who claims that Abraham Lincoln is chasing him with a flame thrower. Chief Wiggum hangs up the phone and says to himself "Gees it's one cuckoo after another. We gotta get an unlisted number." This scene is not present on the Season 13 Blu-ray set.
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| 287
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"I Am Furious (Yellow)"
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| Bart and Homer
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When Bart made a trap so Homer got mad, a cardboard drawing of Patty and Selma who says to Homer, "Your a bad provider Homer", and "Your even fatter upside down", a picture of beer tided to a rope hanging from a tree branch. Homer grabs it but it splis all over the grounds, he let him eating a piece of chocolate. Homer spat it out as it was Butterfinger. He was slightly happy as he had not swallowed it.
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| 288
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"The Sweetest Apu"
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| 289
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"Little Girl in the Big Ten"
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| 290
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"The Frying Game"
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| 291
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"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"
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| Homer, Bart and Lisa
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Bart asks Homer that he can wear Marge's dress, Homer says, "I haven't been a size 6 since your mom". This scene is not present on the Season 13 Blu-ray set.
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