• Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
  • Welcome to Wikisimpsons!


Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Not to be confused with 'Zerz.
Location Information
Town: Springfield
Use: Restaurant
Employees: Squeaky-voiced teen
First appearance: "Covercraft"

'Zertz is an all-desert restaurant in Springfield.


The Simpson family drove past it when they were looking for Mattress King.[1]


BFAS Deleted Scene.png The contents of this article or section are based on a deleted scene found in one of the DVD boxsets. It is considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed.

During the open night mic at 'Zertz, Homer performed using a bass guitar. Lisa introduced him as the original "Ace of Bass". While playing, his name instead said "Homer Simpson, Ass of Bass". Bart and Lisa, as well as customers, all laughed at this. After failing to pull his name down, his trousers fell down.[2]