- Not to be confused with 'Zerz.
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'Zertz is an all-desert restaurant in Springfield.
The Simpson family drove past it when they were looking for Mattress King.
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During the open night mic at 'Zertz, Homer performed using a bass guitar. Lisa introduced him as the original "Ace of Bass". While playing, his name instead said "Homer Simpson, Ass of Bass". Bart and Lisa, as well as customers, all laughed at this. After failing to pull his name down, his trousers fell down.