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| | |gender = {{Male}} | | |gender = {{Male}} |
| | |hair = Clay | | |hair = Clay |
| − | |age = Over 6,000 | + | |age = Unknown, but at least several centuries |
| | |status = Non-canon | | |status = Non-canon |
| | |job = Does whatever he is commanded | | |job = Does whatever he is commanded |
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| − | The '''Male Golem''' was a {{W|Golem}} created by a Jewish priest around 6,000 years ago out of clay to deal with people protesting against him. He did whatever was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth. Years later, he ended up in [[Krusty]]'s possession. | + | The '''Male Golem''' was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay. |
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| − | [[Bart]] found the Golem when trying to find Krusty to complain about his acid-spitting Krusty alarm clock. He placed a note in the Golem's mouth after being told by Krusty what it could do and told the Golem to come to his house at midnight. It is then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem.
| + | == History == |
| | + | The Golem was created by a Jewish priest (date unknown, but at least several centuries ago) to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the {{w|Tsar}}". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of [[Krusty the Clown]]. |
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| − | Bart used the Golem to attack the bullies and kill [[Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "speak" into its mouth. After growling, it told of how he hated killing people, so Lisa was right. | + | [[Bart]] found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall. Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when it kicked [[Homer]] in the crotch after Bart had given it a written command to "Kick Homer's walls". |
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| − | [[Marge]] and Lisa created a [[Female Golem]] to be its mate out of Play-Doh and Lisa put a scroll into its mouth with "Live" written on it. The Golem then got married to the Female Golem in a Jewish wedding after bribing off the police for his murders.his hair resembles doras. | + | Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill [[Principal Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth. After some growling while it found its voice, the Golem told of how he hated killing people, proving Lisa right. |
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| | + | [[Marge]] and Lisa created a [[Female Golem]] out of {{w|Play-Doh}} to be the Golem's mate. Lisa put a scroll into the Female Golem's mouth with "Live" written on it. The Female Golem then came to life, and she and the Male Golem got married in a Jewish wedding after bribing off the Springfield Police to ignore the murders the Male Golem had committed. |
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| | == Behind the Laughter == | | == Behind the Laughter == |
| − | *The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons loft in [[The Color Yellow]]. | + | *The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons' loft in [[The Color Yellow]]. |
| | + | *The Male Golem's hair resembles that of Dora Marquez, the title character of ''{{w|Dora the Explorer}}''. |
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| | == Appearances == | | == Appearances == |
The Golem was created by a Jewish priest (date unknown, but at least several centuries ago) to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the Tsar". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of Krusty the Clown.
