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Live Through Your Kid

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"Live Through Your Kid"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Kevin Michael Richardson
Chris Edgerly
Fletcher Sheridan
Rick Logan
Greg Whipple[1]
Characters: Earl Woods
Sports dads
Length: 1:10
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Rob LaZebnik
Appearance(s): "E My Sports"

"Live Through Your Kid" is a song sung by Earl Woods and other sports fathers in Homer's dream.

Lyrics[edit]

Man 1:
Never wanted Roland-Garros.
Man 2
Never made it to the show.
Man 3:
Never won the Stanley Cup trophy,
For five years in a row.
All:
There's nothing in our lives that we ever really did.
Except made our child a superstar,
And lived through our kid.
Live, live through your kid.
Wake him up at 5:00.
Live, live through your kid.
It's the only way to feel alive.
Man 3:
Strap him to a hockey stick,
While he is still asleep in bed.
Man 4:
Build a scary dragon to fire tennis balls,
Right at his head.
Man 2:
There's no training that's too tortuous,
Or cruel to play this game.
Earl Woods:
Because when they win at Pebble Beach,
You share in the fame.
All:
Live, live through your kid,
Homeschooled by his mom.
Live, live through your kid,
They'll surely come to hate you,
But that's later on.
Man 5:
There is absolutely nothing like,
Living through your kid.

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