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Male Golem

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Male Golem
Golem.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Unknown
Age: Over 6,000
Hair: Clay
Occupation: Does whatever he is commanded
Relatives: Wife: Female Golem
First appearance: Treehouse of Horror XVII
Voiced by: Richard Lewis


The Male Golem was a Golem created by a Jewish priest around 6,000 years ago out of clay to deal with people protesting against him. He did whatever was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth. Years later, he ended up in Krusty's possession.

Bart found the Golem when trying to find Krusty to complain about his acid-spitting Krusty alarm clock. He placed a note in the Golem's mouth after being told by Krusty what it could do and told the Golem to come to his house at midnight. It is then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem.

Bart used the Golem to attack the bullies and kill Skinner. Lisa, however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "speak" into its mouth. After growling, it told of how he hated killing people, so Lisa was right.

Marge and Lisa created a Female Golem to be its mate out of Play-Doh and Lisa put a scroll into its mouth with "Live" written on it. The Golem then got married to the Female Golem in a Jewish wedding after bribing off the police for his murders.

Behind the Scenes

  • The statue itself seems to be canon as it was seen in the Simpsons loft in The Color Yellow.

Appearances