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| | == History == | | == History == |
| − | The Golem was created by a Jewish priest (date unknown, but at least several centuries ago) to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the {{w|Tsar}}". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of [[Krusty the Clown]]. | + | The Golem was created by a Jewish priest in the 17th century to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the {{w|Tsar}}". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of [[Krusty the Clown]]. |
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| − | [[Bart]] found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall. Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when it kicked [[Homer]] in the crotch after Bart had given it a written command to "Kick Homer's walls". | + | [[Bart]] found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall. Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when he gave it a command to "Kick [[Homer]]'s balls" and the Golem kicked holes in the walls instead of kicking Homer in the crotch. |
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| | Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill [[Principal Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth. After some growling while it found its voice, the Golem told of how he hated killing people, proving Lisa right. | | Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill [[Principal Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth. After some growling while it found its voice, the Golem told of how he hated killing people, proving Lisa right. |
The Golem was created by a Jewish priest in the 17th century to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the Tsar". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of Krusty the Clown.
