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This article is about the son of God. For the bum, see Jesus (The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson).

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Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Divine Hair: Brown Occupation: Previously: Carpenter Relatives: Father: God Mother: Virgin Mary Cousin: John the Baptist First mentioned: "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" First appearance: "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Voiced by: Hank Azaria Nancy Cartwright[1] Dan Castellaneta[2] v • d • e • h

Jesus Christ is the son of God.

History[edit]

When Ned Flanders said he was going to be the nicest man the world had ever seen, he looked at a photo of Jesus hanging on the wall and said "I said 'man', not 'man-God'."^[3]

Jesus featured in the comic book Easy to Believe Tales which Comic Book Guy sold to Bart, claiming that Bart smudged it.^[4]

God told Homer that his son went down to Earth once, and said, "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatized and depressed.^[5]

After Mrs. Glick died, she was seen dancing in Heaven with Jesus.^[6]

Ned Flanders showed a picture of Jesus to Homer and his parents to tell them that Jesus is watching them.^[7]

When Bart tried to sleep he heard that Ned told his kids that Jesus loves all the children of the world. Rod and Todd then asked Ned if it's true that Jesus even loves Bart Simpson, and if so, doesn't Jesus have to draw the line somewhere?^[8]

Whether created by gas fume intoxication or an actual spiritual message, a vision of Jesus appears to be plotting against the Flanders Family while they inhale toxic gas fumes put out by the RVs parked at the Simpsons residence next door.^[9]

Jesus was in the mockumentary Jesus Christ Superstorm. Later, he showed up to Homer when he was learning cursive handwriting. He gave Homer a thumbs up.^[10]

A statue of Jesus was seen in the Our Lady of Eternity church.^[11]

Jesus appeared in a dream Bart had where he told Bart that he was trying very hard to forgive him. Jesus then turned a log into a sign that said "LOVE" and bat Bart up with it. Later, in the film Bart's Not Dead, Jesus told Bart to tell the people what he had witnessed and, if they doubted him, to viciously attack their character.^[12]

Jesus was among the other forms that Loki had taken.^[13]

A statue of "Kool-Aid Jesus", which was Jesus Christ inside the Kool-Aid Man, was on display at the Museum of Loft-Based Transgressive Progressivism in Capital City.^[14]

Non-canon[edit]

Bart as Baby Jesus

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

The Simpsons once took part in a re-telling of the Christmas story, with Bart cast as Baby Jesus.^[1]

Andrew Shue played Jesus Christ in Bethlehem 90210.^[15]

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

Jesus Christ[edit]

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Jesus Christ Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message Yearbook 199 The Invasion Before Christmas, The Springfield Jobs and Heaven Won't Wait Premium Heavenly Swing Set 30 1 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Gold Mystery Box 60 A Simpsons Christmas Special and Abe's in Toyland Premium (Happy Holidays Mystery Box) 1 Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale Santa's Wonderland 1 Holiday Whodunnit Last Minute Gifts 150 Treehouse of Horror XXXIV and The Mayflower Maple Bowl Premium Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 188012 Premium Characters, Premium Male, Spiritualists, Nerds JesusChrist Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 3 150 October 8, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Spy on Pontius Pilate 60m 105, 26 Heavenly Swing Set Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday 4h 260, 70 Heavenly Swing Set Joy to the Weird Pt. 1 Heal the B.S. 4h 260, 70 Rigellian Christmas Spaceship Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Cast Judgement 8h 420, 105 Heavenly Swing Set Joy to the Weird Pt. 3 Have Dinner With Mother Mary 12h 600, 150 Heavenly Swing Set Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Raid Dad's Blood of the Covenant Cabinet 24h 1,000, 225 Heavenly Swing Set Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling

Baby Jesus[edit]

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Baby Jesus Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 150 Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale, Holiday Whodunnit, A Christmas Peril and Heaven Won't Wait Premium Baby Jesus' House 1 Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Gold Mystery Box Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 239004 Youngster, Premium Male, Premium Characters, Good People BabyJesus Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 4 150 October 15, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Set a High Score at Whack a Real Mole 10m 26, 7 Whack A Real Mole Overload on Sugar 30m 60, 15 The Candy Shoppe Sneak an Ice Cream 30m 60, 15 Ice Cream Truck The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 1 Go on a Field Trip 60m 105, 26 Cypress Creek Elementary Get a Haircut 60m 105, 26 Curl Up and Dye or Hairy Shearers or Jake's Unisex Hair Palace or Brown House Catch a Movie 2h 175, 40 Big T Theatre Ride the Carousel 2h 175, 40 Boardwalk Carousel Learn by Fun 4h 260, 70 Childrarium Put Coins on the Rails 4h 260, 70 Springfield Union Station Get Fit and Educated 4h 260, 70 Springfield Gymdandee Split a Fancy Mac and Cheese 4h 260, 70 Le Petite Appétit Play With Interactive Exhibits 4h 260, 70 KidZone Elite Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Walk on Water 4h 260, 70 Look for Rats 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Get Caught in Webs 8h 420, 105 Big Bug House Buy a House 8h 420, 105 Baby Jesus' House Get Brainfreeze 8h 420, 105 Pinkbeardy Yogurt Attend Wizarding School 8h 420, 105 Magic Academy Turn Sippy Cups to Wine Glasses 12h 600, 150 The Gilded Truffle or Luigi's or The Pimento Grove or Brown House Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Attend a Toga Party 24h 1,000, 225 Springfield University or The Snub Club or Draggle Rock or Stu's Disco or Brown House Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling

MMA Jesus[edit]

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MMA Jesus Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 150 Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Premium Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 273004 Adult, Premium Characters, Premium Male MMAJesus Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 5 150 October 22, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Work on Holy Ground Game 60m 105, 26 Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church Help Out at Church 4h 260, 70 First Church of Springfield or Mega Church or Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House Holy War Throwdown Pt. 2 Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 260, 70 $ Casino Drink and Babysit 4h 260, 70 The Boiled Potato Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 350, 90 Springfield Medical Center Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Pose for New Stained Glass Window 8h 420, 105 Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Have a Holy War Throwdown 12h 1,200, 300 Jesus Christ Holy War Throwdown Pt. 4 Have a Holy War Throwdown 12h 600, 150 Jesus Christ Not Owned Holy War Throwdown Pt. 4 Avoid Answering Theological Questions 12h 600, 150 First Church of Springfield or Mega Church or Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Train and Bless 24h 1,000, 225 Holy War Throwdown Pt. 1 Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Jesus was the founder of Christianity and one of the most well-known people in the world. It is uncertain when he lived, but many historians believe that Jesus died in the year 33. Jesus is a symbol of the Christian religion and stands for values such as peace and loving one's neighbors.

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]

External links[edit]

• Jesus Christ at Wikipedia

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