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Luann Van Houten

Artwork of Luann from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information

Gender:	Female ♀
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Blue
Relatives:	Son: Milhouse Van Houten Husband and Cousin: Kirk Van Houten Mother: Nana Sophie Mussolini Father: Unnamed Half-brother: Bastardo Sister: Unnamed
First appearance:	"Homer Defined"
Voiced by:	Maggie Roswell

Luann Van Houten (née Mussolini) is the wife of Kirk Van Houten and the mother of Milhouse Van Houten. She has been married to Kirk twice, getting divorced once, due to an argument that they had at Homer and Marge's dinner party.^[1]

Biography

Luann Van Houten originated from Tuscany, Italy, showing she is Italian-American, as her mother is Italian. She was born in Shelbyville, however moved to Springfield at a young age.^[2] She was born on December 1, 1970 – 1980. She lacks the stereotypically exaggerated mannerisms associated with most other Italian-Americans in Springfield, such as Fat Tony, or the chef Luigi. When she was a child, she went to "Camp Land-A-Man" (which basically served as a finishing school) with Marge, Patty and Selma, Helen Lovejoy, and Cookie Kwan.^[3]

Luann was married to Kirk for several years and bore Milhouse. Their marriage was unhappy and, after an argument over a game of Pictionary, she leaves Kirk after he angrily remarks after previously drawing it and she drew a far better version of dignity that it is no wonder that he can't draw "dignity", since he gave it up when he married her. Although Kirk found the new liberty of a single life tough, Luann uses her new found freedom to live life on the fast lane.^[1] Luann began dating American Gladiator Pyro shortly after her divorce with Kirk, but was caught cheating on him with his best friend, Gyro.^[4]

In Apu's bachelor years, she had been one of his bachelorettes.^[5] It is once revealed Luann had also gone out with Disco Stu, disco dancing. As well, she also admits she had begun a relationship with Captain McCallister. Otto revealed that he used to date her.^[6] At some point while she was still married to Kirk, she slept with Dr. Hibbert at a key party.^[7] Despite rekindling, she and Kirk still have issues.

When the Van Houtens are on the verge of reuniting, Bart and Milhouse hatch a scheme to get them to separate again (because Milhouse enjoyed both of them fighting over him). The scheme backfires, and nearly results in the separation of Homer and Marge. Bart and Milhouse try another hapless scheme by attempting to push a mannequinned version of Bart over a waterfall. Since then, they are often seen together.^[8] After some years, they decide to marry again. Their honeymoon goes wrong since they fall from their ship and are lost in an island. When they are rescued, they go back to Springfield.

Kirk, Luann and Milhouse all have similar appearances. Bart once asked Kirk and Luann if they are siblings.^[9]

Non-canon

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Luann
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlocks with	Unlock message	Yearbook
	150	Level 37 Premium	Cracker Factory		30
60	Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Women Mystery Box)
Technical Information	ID	Groups		Internal Name
Technical Information	`4001`	Premium Characters, Premium Female, Investorettes, Parents, Barflies, Adult, Wives, Moms	`Luann`

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Go Skating	10m	26, 7	Simpsons' Skating Rink
Make Mommy Meals for Milhouse	60m	105, 26	Van Houten House	Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1
Dine at Truffle	2h	175, 40	Gilded Truffle
Go to Moe's	4h	260, 70	Moe's Tavern	Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2
Drink at Moe's Brewing Co.	4h	260, 70	Moe's Brewing Co.
Drink Colorful Booze	4h	260, 70	Ye Olde Magick Shoppe
Overpay for Sex on the Beach	4h	260, 70	Smooches on the Beach
Stay at the Swelldorado	4h	260, 70	Swelldorado
Try to Win at Blackjack	4h	260, 70	$ Casino
Enjoy a Night Without Kids	4h	260, 70	Resort Hotel
Drink and Babysit	4h	260, 70	The Boiled Potato
Spy on Kids	4h	260, 70	Giant Ferris Wheel
Attend Coffee Meetup	4h	260, 70	Jittery Joe's Coffee
Establish Squatter's Rights	4h	260, 70	Parasite House
Shop for Cider	4h	260, 70	Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Obtain Anxiety Medication	6h	350, 90	Springfield Medical Center
Run the Cracker Factory	8h	420, 105	Cracker Factory	Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1 Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 5
Dance the Señor Burns	8h	420, 105	Chez Guevara
Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit	12h	600, 150	Van Houten House	Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3
Enjoy a Night at the Theater	12h	600, 150	Springfield Playhouse
Complain About Electric Buzzing	12h	600, 150	The Buzzing Sign Diner
Dress up in the Flag	16h	750, 200
Try On Sexy Costumes	16h	750, 200	Springfield Costume Shop
Ride in the MegaGlobe	24h	1,000, 225		Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3
Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store	24h	1,000, 225	Kevin's Kindling

Squirrel Luann

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Squirrel Luann
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlock message	Costume of	Yearbook
	80	Treehouse of Horror 2015 Premium		Luann	30
60	Treehouse of Horror XXVII Premium (Mystery Jack O' Lantern)
65	Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Premium (Halloween Mystery Box)
50	Treehouse of Horror XXIX and XXX Premium (Mystery Jack-O-Lantern)
1	Dog Days Animal Kingdom Mystery Box
Technical Information	ID	Groups			Internal Name
Technical Information	`122009`	N/A	`SquirrelLuann`

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Take an Empowered Selfie	60m	105, 26	Van Houten House
Petition for Women's Rights	4h	260, 70		Cover Squirrel Pt. 1
Drink at Moe's Brewing Co.	4h	260, 70	Moe's Brewing Co.
Show Off Her Squirrel Costume	8h	420, 105		Cover Squirrel Pt. 4
Blog about Feminism	12h	600, 150	Van Houten House
Zumba Her Tail Off	24h	1,000, 225	Van Houten House

Trivia

Luann may have had Kleptomaniacal tendencies, as while fighting with Kirk Van Houten shortly before their divorce, she mentioned that she stole shirts from the church donation bin.^[1]
She was apparently born without eyebrows.^[1]
She also apparently frequently told bedtime stories that were filled with negative vibes about her husband, such as how "rotten" it was to be married by a "loser" or the fact that he carries a change purse.^[1]
According to The Simpsons: Tapped Out dialogue, Luann had a fling with Kearney, then she claims there are too many painful memories implying it was a tough break up.

Appearances

Episode – "Homer Defined"

Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

Episode – "Homer the Heretic"

Episode – "Marge vs. the Monorail"

Episode – "Bart Gets an Elephant"

Episode – "Bart's Girlfriend"

Episode – "Radioactive Man"

Episode – "Bart Sells His Soul"

Episode – "Marge Be Not Proud"

Episode – "Bart After Dark"

Episode – "A Milhouse Divided"

Episode – "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

Episode – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
Episode – "Grade School Confidential"

Episode – "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"

Episode – "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"

Episode – "Lisa Gets an "A""

Episode – "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"

Episode – "Mom and Pop Art"

Episode – "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
Episode – "They Saved Lisa's Brain"

Episode – "Beyond Blunderdome"

Episode – "Grift of the Magi"

Episode – "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"

Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod"

Episode – "She of Little Faith"

Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge"
Episode – "Jaws Wired Shut"

Episode – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"

Episode – "Large Marge"

Episode – "Barting Over"

Episode – "The Bart of War"

Episode – "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"

Episode – "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

Episode – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"

Episode – "The Way We Weren't"

Episode – "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"

Episode – "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"

Episode – "Jazzy and the Pussycats"

– The Simpsons Movie

Episode – "Little Orphan Millie"

Episode – "How the Test Was Won"

Episode – "The Devil Wears Nada"

Episode – "The Blue and the Gray"

Episode – "Homer Scissorhands"

Episode – "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"

Episode – "Replaceable You"

Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"

Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield"

Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"

Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship"

Episode – "Super Franchise Me"

Episode – "Opposites A-Frack"
Episode – "Simpsorama"
Episode – "Blazed and Confused" (mentioned)
Episode – "Covercraft"

Episode – "The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"

Episode – "Fland Canyon" (mentioned)

Episode – "Heartbreak Hotel"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" (Intrusion of the Pod-Y Switchers)

Episode – "Werking Mom"
Episode – "Krusty the Clown"

Episode – "E My Sports"
Episode – "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy"
Episode – "Girl's in the Band"
Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"

Episode – "Woo-Hoo Dunnit?"
Episode – "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

Episode – "The Winter of Our Monetized Content"

Couch gag – "The Fat Blue Line"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Danger Things)
Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast"
Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"
Episode – "Livin La Pura Vida"
Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (A-Gobble-Ypto; The Fourth Thursday After Tomorrow)

– "The Simpsons Guy"
Commercial – "Piggy Bank"
Commercial – "Hit a Homer"
Commercial – "Hard Times"
Comic story – Milhouse's Best Day
Comic story – The Big Kang Theory! (mentioned)
Book – The Marge Book
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Merchandise – Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks) Simpsons Mania!

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↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 ^1.3 ^1.4 "A Milhouse Divided"
↑ "Lemon of Troy"
↑ "The Way We Weren't"
↑ "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
↑ "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
↑ "Moe Letter Blues"
↑ "500 Keys"
↑ "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
↑ "Little Orphan Millie"

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