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{{TBT|1}} | {{TBT|1}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}} |
{{TBT|2}} | {{TBT|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E02.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not waste chalk}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} |
{{TBT|3}} | {{TBT|3}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 21, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E03.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} |
{{TBT|4}} | {{TBT|4}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 28, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E04.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not burp in class}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} |
{{TBT|5}} | {{TBT|5}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 4, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}} |
{{TBT|6}} | {{TBT|6}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 11, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|7}} | {{TBT|7}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 18, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} |
{{TBT|8}} | {{TBT|8}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 25, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not see Elvis}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} |
{{TBT|9}} | {{TBT|9}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 18, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}} |
{{TBT|10}} | {{TBT|10}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 25, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} |
{{TBT|11}} | {{TBT|11}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 15, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} |
{{TBT|12}} | {{TBT|12}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 29, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E12.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} |
{{TBT|13}} | {{TBT|13}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 13, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E13.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TRsT|14|2}} | {{TRsT|14|2}} | ||
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}} | {{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F03.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} |
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an F]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an F]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} |
{{TBT|15}} | {{TBT|15}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 18, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} |
{{TBT|16}} | {{TBT|16}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 25, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}} |
{{TRsT|17|2}} | {{TRsT|17|2}} | ||
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}} | {{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}} |
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}} |
{{TBT|18}} | {{TBT|18}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 8, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|19}} | {{TBT|19}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 15, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} |
{{TBT|20}} | {{TBT|20}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 22, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} |
{{TBT|21}} | {{TBT|21}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 6, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} |
{{TBT|22}} | {{TBT|22}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 20, 1990}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|2[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|23}} | {{TBT|23}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} |
{{TBT|24}} | {{TBT|24}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 24, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} |
{{TBT|25}} | {{TBT|25}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 31, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} |
{{TBT|26}} | {{TBT|26}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 7, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} |
{{TBT|27}} | {{TBT|27}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 14, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} |
{{TBT|28}} | {{TBT|28}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 21, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} |
{{TBT|29}} | {{TBT|29}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 7, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]"}} |
{{TBT|30}} | {{TBT|30}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 28, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} |
{{TBT|31}} | {{TBT|31}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 11, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} |
{{TBT|32}} | {{TBT|32}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 25, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}} |
{{TBT|33}} | {{TBT|33}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 2, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} |
{{TBT|34}} | {{TBT|34}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 9, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} |
{{TBT|35}} | {{TBT|35}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|July 11, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|36}} | {{TBT|36}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 19, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not a dentist}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} |
{{TBT|37}} | {{TBT|37}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 26, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} |
{{TBT|38}} | {{TBT|38}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 3, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}} |
{{TRsT|39|2}} | {{TRsT|39|2}} | ||
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}} | {{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}} |
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} |
{{TBT|40}} | {{TBT|40}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 17, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} |
{{TBT|41}} | {{TBT|41}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 24, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} |
{{TBT|42}} | {{TBT|42}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 31, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}} |
{{TBT|43}} | {{TBT|43}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 7, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} |
{{TBT|44}} | {{TBT|44}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 14, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not fake rabies}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} |
{{TBT|45}} | {{TBT|45}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 21, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} |
{{TBT|46}} | {{TBT|46}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 5, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} |
{{TBT|47}} | {{TBT|47}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 26, 1991}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|48}} | {{TBT|48}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not carve gods}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} |
{{TBT|49}} | {{TBT|49}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 23, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}} |
{{TBT|50}} | {{TBT|50}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 6, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not spank others}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} |
{{TBT|51}} | {{TBT|51}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 13, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}} |
{{TBT|52}} | {{TBT|52}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 20, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not aim for the head}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}} |
{{TRsT|53|2}} | {{TRsT|53|2}} | ||
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}} | {{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} |
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} |
{{TBT|54}} | {{TBT|54}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 12, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} |
{{TBT|55}} | {{TBT|55}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 26, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|56}} | {{TBT|56}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 9, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Funny noises are not funny}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}} |
{{TBT|57}} | {{TBT|57}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 23, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not spin the turtle}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} |
{{TBT|58}} | {{TBT|58}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 7, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not snap bras}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} |
{{TBT|59}} | {{TBT|59}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|August 27, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not fake seizures}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|60}} | {{TBT|60}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 24, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} |
{{TBT|61}} | {{TBT|61}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 1, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|62}} | {{TBT|62}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 8, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} |
{{TBT|63}} | {{TBT|63}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 15, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not prescribe medication}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}} |
{{TBT|64}} | {{TBT|64}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 29, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}} |
{{TRsT|65|2}} | {{TRsT|65|2}} | ||
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}} | {{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} |
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} |
{{TBT|66}} | {{TBT|66}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 5, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not teach others to fly}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} |
{{TBT|67}} | {{TBT|67}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 12, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} |
{{TBT|68}} | {{TBT|68}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 19, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A burp is not an answer}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} |
{{TBT|69}} | {{TBT|69}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 3, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Teacher is not a leper}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} |
{{TBT|70}} | {{TBT|70}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 17, 1992}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} |
{{TBT|71}} | {{TBT|71}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not eat things for money}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} |
{{TBT|72}} | {{TBT|72}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 21, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} |
{{TBT|73}} | {{TBT|73}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 4, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} |
{{TBT|74}} | {{TBT|74}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 11, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|75}} | {{TBT|75}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 18, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}} |
{{TBT|76}} | {{TBT|76}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 11, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|77}} | {{TBT|77}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 1, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} |
{{TBT|78}} | {{TBT|78}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 15, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Front]]"}} |
{{TBT|79}} | {{TBT|79}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 29, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} |
{{TBT|80}} | {{TBT|80}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 6, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} |
{{TBT|81}} | {{TBT|81}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 13, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|82}} | {{TBT|82}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 30, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} |
{{TBT|83}} | {{TBT|83}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 7, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} |
{{TBT|84}} | {{TBT|84}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 14, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}} |
{{TBT|85}} | {{TBT|85}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 21, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}} |
{{TBT|86}} | {{TBT|86}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 28, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}} |
{{TBT|87}} | {{TBT|87}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 4, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}} |
{{TBT|88}} | {{TBT|88}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 11, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}} |
{{TBT|89}} | {{TBT|89}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 18, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}} |
{{TBT|90}} | {{TBT|90}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 9, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|91}} | {{TBT|91}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 16, 1993}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} |
{{TBT|92}} | {{TBT|92}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} |
{{TBT|93}} | {{TBT|93}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 3, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} |
{{TBT|94}} | {{TBT|94}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 10, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} |
{{TBT|95}} | {{TBT|95}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 17, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}} |
{{TBT|96}} | {{TBT|96}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 24, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|97}} | {{TBT|97}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 17, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} |
{{TBT|98}} | {{TBT|98}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 31, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} |
{{TBT|99}} | {{TBT|99}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 14, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} |
{{TBT|100}} | {{TBT|100}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 28, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} |
{{TBT|101}} | {{TBT|101}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 5, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} |
{{TBT|102}} | {{TBT|102}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 12, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} |
{{TBT|103}} | {{TBT|103}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 19, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|104}} | {{TBT|104}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 4, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} |
{{TBT|105}} | {{TBT|105}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 11, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} |
{{TBT|106}} | {{TBT|106}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 25, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} |
{{TBT|107}} | {{TBT|107}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 2, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} |
{{TBT|108}} | {{TBT|108}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 9, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}} |
{{TBT|109}} | {{TBT|109}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 30, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}} |
{{TBT|110}} | {{TBT|110}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 6, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} |
{{TBT|111}} | {{TBT|111}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 13, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} |
{{TBT|112}} | {{TBT|112}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 27, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} |
{{TBT|113}} | {{TBT|113}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 4, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} |
{{TBT|114}} | {{TBT|114}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 18, 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} |
{{TBT|115}} | {{TBT|115}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} |
{{TBT|116}} | {{TBT|116}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 22, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} |
{{TBT|117}} | {{TBT|117}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 5, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} |
{{TBT|118}} | {{TBT|118}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 12, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} |
{{TBT|119}} | {{TBT|119}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 19, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} |
{{TBT|120}} | {{TBT|120}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 26, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will remember to take my medication}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]"}} |
{{TBT|121}} | {{TBT|121}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 5, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}} |
{{TBT|122}} | {{TBT|122}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 19, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} |
{{TBT|123}} | {{TBT|123}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 9, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} |
{{TBT|124}} | {{TBT|124}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 16, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} |
{{TBT|125}} | {{TBT|125}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 30, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|126}} | {{TBT|126}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 7, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} |
{{TBT|127}} | {{TBT|127}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 14, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} |
{{TBT|128}} | {{TBT|128}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 21, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|129}} | {{TBT|129}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 17, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} |
{{TBT|130}} | {{TBT|130}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 24, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} |
{{TBT|131}} | {{TBT|131}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 1, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} |
{{TBT|132}} | {{TBT|132}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 8, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} |
{{TBT|133}} | {{TBT|133}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 15, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} |
{{TBT|134}} | {{TBT|134}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 29, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}} |
{{TBT|135}} | {{TBT|135}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 5, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|136}} | {{TBT|136}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 19, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|137}} | {{TBT|137}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 26, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} |
{{TBT|138}} | {{TBT|138}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 3, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} |
{{TBT|139}} | {{TBT|139}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 17, 1995}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} |
{{TBT|140}} | {{TBT|140}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|141}} | {{TBT|141}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 14, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}} |
{{TBT|142}} | {{TBT|142}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 4, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|143}} | {{TBT|143}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 11, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}} |
{{TBT|144}} | {{TBT|144}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 18, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}} |
{{TBT|145}} | {{TBT|145}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 25, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}} |
{{TBT|146}} | {{TBT|146}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 17, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}} |
{{TBT|147}} | {{TBT|147}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 24, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}} |
{{TBT|148}} | {{TBT|148}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 31, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}} |
{{TBT|149}} | {{TBT|149}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 14, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|150}} | {{TBT|150}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 28, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}} |
{{TBT|151}} | {{TBT|151}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 5, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}} |
{{TBT|152}} | {{TBT|152}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 19, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}} |
{{TBT|153}} | {{TBT|153}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 19, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}} |
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{{TBT|154}} | {{TBT|154}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 27, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}} |
{{TBT|155}} | {{TBT|155}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 3, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} |
{{TBT|156}} | {{TBT|156}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 10, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} |
{{TBT|157}} | {{TBT|157}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 17, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}} |
{{TBT|158}} | {{TBT|158}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 24, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}} |
{{TBT|159}} | {{TBT|159}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 1, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}} |
{{TRsT|160|2}} | {{TRsT|160|2}} | ||
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}} | {{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}} |
{{TBT|161}} | {{TBT|161}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 29, 1996}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}} |
{{TBT|162}} | {{TBT|162}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]"}} |
{{TBT|163}} | {{TBT|163}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 12, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The truth is not out there}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} |
{{TBT|164}} | {{TBT|164}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 19, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|165}} | {{TBT|165}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 2, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}} |
{{TBT|166}} | {{TBT|166}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 7, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} |
{{TBT|167}} | {{TBT|167}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 9, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}} |
{{TBT|168}} | {{TBT|168}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 16, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}} |
{{TBT|169}} | {{TBT|169}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 23, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}} |
{{TBT|170}} | {{TBT|170}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 2, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}} |
{{TBT|171}} | {{TBT|171}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 16, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]"}} |
{{TBT|172}} | {{TBT|172}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 6, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}} |
{{TBT|173}} | {{TBT|173}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 13, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} |
{{TBT|174}} | {{TBT|174}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 20, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|175}} | {{TBT|175}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 27, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}} |
{{TBT|176}} | {{TBT|176}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 4, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}} |
{{TBT|177}} | {{TBT|177}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 11, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}} |
{{TBT|178}} | {{TBT|178}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 18, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|179}} | {{TBT|179}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 21, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|180}} | {{TBT|180}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 28, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}} |
{{TBT|181}} | {{TBT|181}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 19, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} |
{{TBT|182}} | {{TBT|182}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 26, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}} |
{{TBT|183}} | {{TBT|183}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 2, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} |
{{TBT|184}} | {{TBT|184}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 9, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}} |
{{TBT|185}} | {{TBT|185}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 16, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}} |
{{TBT|186}} | {{TBT|186}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 23, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not tease Fatty}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} |
{{TBT|187}} | {{TBT|187}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 7, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} |
{{TBT|188}} | {{TBT|188}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 21, 1997}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} |
{{TBT|189}} | {{TBT|189}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}} |
{{TBT|190}} | {{TBT|190}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 11, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}} |
{{TBT|191}} | {{TBT|191}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 8, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} |
{{TBT|192}} | {{TBT|192}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 15, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}} |
{{TBT|193}} | {{TBT|193}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 22, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} |
{{TBT|194}} | {{TBT|194}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 1, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} |
{{TBT|195}} | {{TBT|195}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 8, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|196}} | {{TBT|196}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 22, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I was told not to do this}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} |
{{TBT|197}} | {{TBT|197}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 29, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} |
{{TBT|198}} | {{TBT|198}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 5, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}} |
{{TBT|199}} | {{TBT|199}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 19, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}} |
{{TBT|200}} | {{TBT|200}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 26, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} |
{{TBT|201}} | {{TBT|201}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 3, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}} |
{{TBT|202}} | {{TBT|202}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 10, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|203}} | {{TBT|203}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 17, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|204}} | {{TBT|204}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|August 23, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}} |
{{TBT|205}} | {{TBT|205}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 20, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} |
{{TBT|206}} | {{TBT|206}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 27, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}} |
{{TBT|207}} | {{TBT|207}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 25, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} |
{{TBT|208}} | {{TBT|208}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 8, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}} |
{{TBT|209}} | {{TBT|209}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 15, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]"}} |
{{TBT|210}} | {{TBT|210}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 22, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} |
{{TBT|211}} | {{TBT|211}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 6, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} |
{{TBT|212}} | {{TBT|212}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 20, 1998}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} |
{{TBT|213}} | {{TBT|213}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} |
{{TBT|214}} | {{TBT|214}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 17, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} |
{{TBT|215}} | {{TBT|215}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 31, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} |
{{TBT|216}} | {{TBT|216}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 7, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} |
{{TBT|217}} | {{TBT|217}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 14, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hillbillies are people too}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} |
{{TBT|218}} | {{TBT|218}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 21, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} |
{{TBT|219}} | {{TBT|219}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 28, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|220}} | {{TBT|220}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 28, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It does not suck to be you}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}} |
{{TRsT|221|2}} | {{TRsT|221|2}} | ||
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}} | {{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I cannot absolve sins}} |
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface}} |
{{TBT|222}} | {{TBT|222}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 11, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} |
{{TBT|223}} | {{TBT|223}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 25, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} |
{{TBT|224}} | {{TBT|224}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 2, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} |
{{TBT|225}} | {{TBT|225}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 9, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} |
{{TBT|226}} | {{TBT|226}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 16, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'm so very tired}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|227}} | {{TBT|227}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 26, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} |
{{TBT|228}} | {{TBT|228}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 3, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Pork is not a verb}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} |
{{TBT|229}} | {{TBT|229}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 24, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not the last Don}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} |
{{TBT|230}} | {{TBT|230}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 31, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}} |
{{TBT|231}} | {{TBT|231}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 7, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} |
{{TBT|232}} | {{TBT|232}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 14, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} |
{{TBT|233}} | {{TBT|233}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 21, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} |
{{TBT|234}} | {{TBT|234}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 28, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I can't see dead people}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} |
{{TBT|235}} | {{TBT|235}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB||December 19, 1999}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}} |
{{TBT|236}} | {{TBT|236}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} |
{{TBT|237}} | {{TBT|237}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 16, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will stop phoning it in}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}} |
{{TBT|238}} | {{TBT|238}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 23, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} |
{{TBT|239}} | {{TBT|239}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 6, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} |
{{TBT|240}} | {{TBT|240}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 13, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My suspension was not mutual}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} |
{{TBT|241}} | {{TBT|241}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 20, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A belch is not an oral report}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} |
{{TBT|242}} | {{TBT|242}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 27, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} |
{{TBT|243}} | {{TBT|243}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 19, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} |
{{TBT|244}} | {{TBT|244}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 9, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} |
{{TBT|245}} | {{TBT|245}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 30, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} |
{{TBT|246}} | {{TBT|246}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 7, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|247}} | {{TBT|247}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 14, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|248}} | {{TBT|248}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 21, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|249}} | {{TBT|249}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 1, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}} |
{{TBT|250}} | {{TBT|250}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 5, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} |
{{TBT|251}} | {{TBT|251}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 12, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} |
{{TBT|252}} | {{TBT|252}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 19, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} |
{{TBT|253}} | {{TBT|253}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 26, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} |
{{TBT|254}} | {{TBT|254}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 3, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} |
{{TBT|255}} | {{TBT|255}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 10, 2000}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} |
{{TRsT|256|2}} | {{TRsT|256|2}} | ||
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}} | {{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} |
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} |
{{TBT|257}} | {{TBT|257}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} |
{{TBT|258}} | {{TBT|258}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 14, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} |
{{TBT|259}} | {{TBT|259}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 4, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} |
{{TBT|260}} | {{TBT|260}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 11, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} |
{{TBT|261}} | {{TBT|261}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 18, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} |
{{TBT|262}} | {{TBT|262}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 25, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} |
{{TBT|263}} | {{TBT|263}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 4, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|264}} | {{TBT|264}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 11, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}} |
{{TBT|265}} | {{TBT|265}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 1, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} |
{{TBT|266}} | {{TBT|266}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 29, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} |
{{TBT|267}} | {{TBT|267}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 6, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} |
{{TBT|268}} | {{TBT|268}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 13, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} |
{{TBT|269}} | {{TBT|269}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 20, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|270}} | {{TBT|270}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 6, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}} |
{{TBT|271}} | {{TBT|271}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 11, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} |
{{TBT|272}} | {{TBT|272}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 18, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} |
{{TBT|273}} | {{TBT|273}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 2, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Fun does not have a size}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} |
{{TBT|274}} | {{TBT|274}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 9, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} |
{{TBT|275}} | {{TBT|275}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 16, 2001}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} |
{{TBT|276}} | {{TBT|276}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}} |
{{TBT|277}} | {{TBT|277}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 20, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|278}} | {{TBT|278}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 27, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}} |
{{TBT|279}} | {{TBT|279}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 10, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} |
{{TBT|280}} | {{TBT|280}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 17, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} |
{{TBT|281}} | {{TBT|281}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 24, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} |
{{TBT|282}} | {{TBT|282}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 10, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}} |
{{TBT|283}} | {{TBT|283}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 17, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} |
{{TBT|284}} | {{TBT|284}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 31, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|285}} | {{TBT|285}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 7, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}} |
{{TBT|286}} | {{TBT|286}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 21, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}} |
{{TBT|287}} | {{TBT|287}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 28, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I Am Furious Yellow]]"}} |
{{TBT|288}} | {{TBT|288}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 5, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} |
{{TBT|289}} | {{TBT|289}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 12, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}} |
{{TBT|290}} | {{TBT|290}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 19, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}} |
{{TBT|291}} | {{TBT|291}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 22, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|292}} | {{TBT|292}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 3, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}} |
{{TBT|293}} | {{TBT|293}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 10, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}} |
{{TBT|294}} | {{TBT|294}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 17, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Fish do not like coffee}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} |
{{TBT|295}} | {{TBT|295}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 24, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}} |
{{TBT|296}} | {{TBT|296}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 1, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} |
{{TBT|297}} | {{TBT|297}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 15, 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}} |
{{TBT|298}} | {{TBT|298}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}} |
{{TBT|299}} | {{TBT|299}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 12, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}} |
{{TBT|300}} | {{TBT|300}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 2, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} |
{{TBT|301}} | {{TBT|301}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 9, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} |
{{TBT|302}} | {{TBT|302}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 16, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}} |
{{TBT|303}} | {{TBT|303}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 16, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}} |
{{TBT|304}} | {{TBT|304}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 2, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Born-Again]]"}} |
{{TBT|305}} | {{TBT|305}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 9, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}} |
{{TBT|306}} | {{TBT|306}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 16, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}} |
{{TBT|307}} | {{TBT|307}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 30, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}} |
{{TBT|308}} | {{TBT|308}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 13, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}} |
{{TBT|309}} | {{TBT|309}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 27, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}} |
{{TBT|310}} | {{TBT|310}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 4, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Old Yeller Belly]]"}} |
{{TBT|311}} | {{TBT|311}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 11, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}} |
{{TBT|312}} | {{TBT|312}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 18, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart of War]]"}} |
{{TBT|313}} | {{TBT|313}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 18, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|314}} | {{TBT|314}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 2, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}} |
{{TBT|315}} | {{TBT|315}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 9, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}} |
{{TBT|316}} | {{TBT|316}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 16, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}} |
{{TBT|317}} | {{TBT|317}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 23, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}} |
{{TBT|318}} | {{TBT|318}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 30, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}} |
{{TBT|319}} | {{TBT|319}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 7, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} |
{{TBT|320}} | {{TBT|320}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 14, 2003}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}} |
{{TBT|321}} | {{TBT|321}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]"}} |
{{TBT|322}} | {{TBT|322}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 11, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]"}} |
{{TBT|323}} | {{TBT|323}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 25, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}} |
{{TBT|324}} | {{TBT|324}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 8, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}} |
{{TBT|325}} | {{TBT|325}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 15, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}} |
{{TBT|326}} | {{TBT|326}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 22, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}} |
{{TBT|327}} | {{TBT|327}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 14, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} |
{{TBT|328}} | {{TBT|328}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 21, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}} |
{{TBT|329}} | {{TBT|329}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 28, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}} |
{{TBT|330}} | {{TBT|330}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 18, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}} |
{{TBT|331}} | {{TBT|331}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 25, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Catch 'Em if You Can]]"}} |
{{TBT|332}} | {{TBT|332}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 2, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|333}} | {{TBT|333}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 9, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}} |
{{TBT|334}} | {{TBT|334}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 16, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}} |
{{TBT|335}} | {{TBT|335}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 23, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|336}} | {{TBT|336}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 7, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}} |
{{TBT|337}} | {{TBT|337}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 14, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}} |
{{TBT|338}} | {{TBT|338}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 21, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}} |
{{TBT|339}} | {{TBT|339}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 5, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} |
{{TBT|340}} | {{TBT|340}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 12, 2004}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}} |
{{TBT|341}} | {{TBT|341}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}} |
{{TBT|342}} | {{TBT|342}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 30, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}} |
{{TBT|343}} | {{TBT|343}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 6, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}} |
{{TBT|344}} | {{TBT|344}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 13, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}} |
{{TBT|345}} | {{TBT|345}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 20, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}} |
{{TBT|346}} | {{TBT|346}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 6, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} |
{{TBT|347}} | {{TBT|347}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 13, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}} |
{{TBT|348}} | {{TBT|348}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 20, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|349}} | {{TBT|349}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 3, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}} |
{{TBT|350}} | {{TBT|350}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 17, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}} |
{{TBT|351}} | {{TBT|351}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 1, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}} |
{{TBT|352}} | {{TBT|352}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 1, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}} |
{{TBT|353}} | {{TBT|353}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 8, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}} |
{{TBT|354}} | {{TBT|354}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 8, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}} |
{{TBT|355}} | {{TBT|355}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 15, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|356}} | {{TBT|356}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 15, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]"}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|357}} | {{TBT|357}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 11, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} |
{{TBT|358}} | {{TBT|358}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 18, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}} |
{{TBT|359}} | {{TBT|359}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 25, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}} |
{{TBT|360}} | {{TBT|360}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 6, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}} |
{{TBT|361}} | {{TBT|361}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 13, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}} |
{{TBT|362}} | {{TBT|362}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 20, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}} |
{{TBT|363}} | {{TBT|363}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 27, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}} |
{{TBT|364}} | {{TBT|364}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 11, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}} |
{{TBT|365}} | {{TBT|365}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 18, 2005}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}} |
{{TBT|366}} | {{TBT|366}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} |
{{TBT|367}} | {{TBT|367}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 29, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} |
{{TBT|368}} | {{TBT|368}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 26, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}} |
{{TBT|369}} | {{TBT|369}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 12, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}} |
{{TBT|370}} | {{TBT|370}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 19, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}} |
{{TRsT|371|2}} | {{TRsT|371|2}} | ||
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}} | {{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}} |
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} |
{{TBT|372}} | {{TBT|372}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 2, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Million Dollar Abie]]"}} |
{{TBT|373}} | {{TBT|373}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 9, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]"}} |
{{TBT|374}} | {{TBT|374}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 23, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}} |
{{TBT|375}} | {{TBT|375}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 30, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}} |
{{TBT|376}} | {{TBT|376}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 7, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} |
{{TBT|377}} | {{TBT|377}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 14, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} |
{{TBT|378}} | {{TBT|378}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 21, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}} |
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{{TBT|379}} | {{TBT|379}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 10, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}} |
{{TBT|380}} | {{TBT|380}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 17, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}} |
{{TRsT|381|2}} | {{TRsT|381|2}} | ||
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}} | {{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}} |
{{TBT|382}} | {{TBT|382}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 5, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}} |
{{TBT|383}} | {{TBT|383}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 12, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} |
{{TBT|384}} | {{TBT|384}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 19, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|385}} | {{TBT|385}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 26, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"}} |
{{TBT|386}} | {{TBT|386}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 10, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}} |
{{TBT|387}} | {{TBT|387}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 17, 2006}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"}} |
{{TBT|388}} | {{TBT|388}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}} |
{{TBT|389}} | {{TBT|389}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 28, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}} |
{{TRsT|390|2}} | {{TRsT|390|2}} | ||
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}} | {{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} |
{{TBT|391}} | {{TBT|391}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 18, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}} |
{{TBT|392}} | {{TBT|392}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 4, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}} |
{{TBT|393}} | {{TBT|393}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 11, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"}} |
{{TBT|394}} | {{TBT|394}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 25, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} |
{{TBT|395}} | {{TBT|395}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 22, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}} |
{{TBT|396}} | {{TBT|396}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 29, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}} |
{{TBT|397}} | {{TBT|397}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 6, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} |
{{TBT|398}} | {{TBT|398}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 13, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}} |
{{TBT|399}} | {{TBT|399}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 20, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}} |
{{TBT|400}} | {{TBT|400}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 20, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}} |
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{{TBT|July 27, 2007}} | {{TBT|July 27, 2007}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}} |
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{{TBT|401}} | {{TBT|401}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 23, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} |
{{TBT|402}} | {{TBT|402}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 30, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} |
{{TBT|403}} | {{TBT|403}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 7, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}} |
{{TBT|404}} | {{TBT|404}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 14, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} |
{{TBT|405}} | {{TBT|405}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 4, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}} |
{{TBT|406}} | {{TBT|406}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 11, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} |
{{TBT|407}} | {{TBT|407}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 18, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} |
{{TBT|408}} | {{TBT|408}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 25, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}} |
{{TBT|409}} | {{TBT|409}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 16, 2007}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} |
{{TBT|410}} | {{TBT|410}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} |
{{TBT|411}} | {{TBT|411}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 27, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}} |
{{TBT|412}} | {{TBT|412}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 17, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}} |
{{TBT|413}} | {{TBT|413}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 2, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}} |
{{TBT|414}} | {{TBT|414}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 9, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"}} |
{{TBT|415}} | {{TBT|415}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 30, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}} |
{{TBT|416}} | {{TBT|416}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 13, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}} |
{{TBT|417}} | {{TBT|417}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 27, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A persons a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} |
{{TBT|418}} | {{TBT|418}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 4, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}} |
{{TBT|419}} | {{TBT|419}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 11, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>(In medieval writing style)}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} |
{{TBT|420}} | {{TBT|420}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 18, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}} |
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{{TBT|421}} | {{TBT|421}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 28, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}} |
{{TBT|422}} | {{TBT|422}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 5, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Teacher's diet is working}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} |
{{TBT|423}} | {{TBT|423}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 19, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} |
{{TBT|424}} | {{TBT|424}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 2, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}} |
{{TBT|425}} | {{TBT|425}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 9, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} |
{{TBT|426}} | {{TBT|426}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 16, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}} |
{{TBT|427}} | {{TBT|427}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 30, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"}} |
{{TBT|428}} | {{TBT|428}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 7, 2008}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} |
{{TBT|429}} | {{TBT|429}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa The Drama Queen]]"}} |
{{TBT|430}} | {{TBT|430}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 15, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} |
{{TBT|431}} | {{TBT|431}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 1, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} |
{{TBT|432}} | {{TBT|432}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 8, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} |
{{TBT|433}} | {{TBT|433}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 15, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}} |
{{TBT|434}} | {{TBT|434}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 17, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} |
{{TBT|435}} | {{TBT|435}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 29, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} |
{{TBT|436}} | {{TBT|436}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 5, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"}} |
{{TBT|437}} | {{TBT|437}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 19, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"}} |
{{TBT|438}} | {{TBT|438}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 26, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} |
{{TBT|439}} | {{TBT|439}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 3, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}} |
{{TBT|440}} | {{TBT|440}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 10, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}} |
{{TBT|441}} | {{TBT|441}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 17, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}} |
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{{TBT|442}} | {{TBT|442}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 27, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} |
{{TBT|443}} | {{TBT|443}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 4, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets a 'Z']]"}} |
{{TBT|444}} | {{TBT|444}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 11, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I am not allergic to long division}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} |
{{TBT|445}} | {{TBT|445}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 18, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}} |
{{TBT|446}} | {{TBT|446}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 15, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} |
{{TBT|447}} | {{TBT|447}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 22, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} |
{{TBT|448}} | {{TBT|448}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 29, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} |
{{TBT|449}} | {{TBT|449}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 13, 2009}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}} |
{{TBT|450}} | {{TBT|450}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}} |
{{TBT|451}} | {{TBT|451}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 10, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} |
{{TBT|452}} | {{TBT|452}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 31, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}} |
{{TBT|453}} | {{TBT|453}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 14, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}} |
{{TBT|454}} | {{TBT|454}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 21, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}} |
{{TBT|455}} | {{TBT|455}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 14, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}} |
{{TBT|456}} | {{TBT|456}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 21, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} |
{{TBT|457}} | {{TBT|457}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 28, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}} |
{{TBT|458}} | {{TBT|458}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 11, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} |
{{TBT|459}} | {{TBT|459}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 18, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This counts as gym and art class}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} |
{{TBT|460}} | {{TBT|460}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 25, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}} |
{{TBT|461}} | {{TBT|461}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 2, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}} |
{{TBT|462}} | {{TBT|462}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 9, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} |
{{TBT|463}} | {{TBT|463}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 16, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} |
{{TBT|464}} | {{TBT|464}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 23, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} |
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{{TBT|465}} | {{TBT|465}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 26, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} |
{{TBT|466}} | {{TBT|466}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 3, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} |
{{TBT|467}} | {{TBT|467}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 10, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not write on the walls<br>''(this is also written over the walls)''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}} |
{{TBT|468}} | {{TBT|468}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 7, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}} |
{{TBT|469}} | {{TBT|469}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 14, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}} |
{{TBT|470}} | {{TBT|470}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 21, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}} |
{{TBT|471}} | {{TBT|471}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 28, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?]]"}} |
{{TBT|472}} | {{TBT|472}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 5, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}} |
{{TBT|473}} | {{TBT|473}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 12, 2010}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} |
{{TBT|474}} | {{TBT|474}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} |
{{TBT|475}} | {{TBT|475}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 16, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}} |
{{TBT|476}} | {{TBT|476}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 23, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} |
{{TBT|477}} | {{TBT|477}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 13, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} |
{{TBT|478}} | {{TBT|478}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 20, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}} |
{{TBT|479}} | {{TBT|479}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 6, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} |
{{TBT|480}} | {{TBT|480}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 13, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} |
{{TBT|481}} | {{TBT|481}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 27, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Love is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}} |
{{TBT|482}} | {{TBT|482}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|April 10, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}} |
{{TBT|483}} | {{TBT|483}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 1, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}} |
{{TBT|484}} | {{TBT|484}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 8, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} |
{{TRsT|485|2}} | {{TRsT|485|2}} | ||
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}} | {{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} |
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} |
{{TBT|486}} | {{TBT|486}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|May 22, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Ned-Liest Catch]]"}} |
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{{TBT|487}} | {{TBT|487}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|September 25, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}} |
{{TBT|488}} | {{TBT|488}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 2, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} |
{{TBT|489}} | {{TBT|489}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 30, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''no gag''}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}} |
{{TBT|490}} | {{TBT|490}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 6, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} |
{{TBT|491}} | {{TBT|491}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 13, 2011}} |
{{TRs||3}} | {{TRs||3}} | ||
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}} | {{TRs|''no gag''|3}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}} |
{{TBT|492}} | {{TBT|492}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 20, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}} |
{{TBT|493}} | {{TBT|493}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|November 27, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}} |
{{TBT|494}} | {{TBT|494}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 4, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} |
{{TBT|495}} | {{TBT|495}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|December 11, 2011}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} |
{{TBT|496}} | {{TBT|496}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} |
{{TBT|497}} | {{TBT|497}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 15, 2012}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} |
{{TBT|498}} | {{TBT|498}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|January 29, 2012}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} |
{{TBT|499}} | {{TBT|499}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|February 12, 2012}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}} |
{{TRsT|500|2}} | {{TRsT|500|2}} | ||
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}} | {{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} |
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|200px]]}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}} |
}} | }} | ||
Line 2,749: | Line 2,749: | ||
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|3}} | {{TBT|3}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|March 1994}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} |
{{TBT|75}} | {{TBT|75}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TB|October 2002}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}} |
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 13:22, March 8, 2012
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
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- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Comics
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