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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 17, [[1989]]}} | {{TableBody|December 17, [[1989]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 14, [[1990]]}} | {{TableBody|January 14, [[1990]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E02.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E02.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not waste chalk}} | {{TableBody|I will not waste chalk}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 21, 1990}} | {{TableBody|January 21, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E03.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E03.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | {{TableBody|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 28, 1990}} | {{TableBody|January 28, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E04.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E04.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not burp in class}} | {{TableBody|I will not burp in class}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 4, 1990}} | {{TableBody|February 4, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the General]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the General]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 11, 1990}} | {{TableBody|February 11, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not instigate revolution}} | {{TableBody|I will not instigate revolution}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 18, 1990}} | {{TableBody|February 18, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} | {{TableBody|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 25, 1990}} | {{TableBody|February 25, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not see Elvis}} | {{TableBody|I did not see Elvis}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 18, 1990}} | {{TableBody|March 18, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 25, 1990}} | {{TableBody|March 25, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} | {{TableBody|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 15, 1990}} | {{TableBody|April 15, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Garlic gum is not funny}} | {{TableBody|Garlic gum is not funny}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 29, 1990}} | {{TableBody|April 29, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E12.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E12.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|They are laughing at me, not with me}} | {{TableBody|They are laughing at me, not with me}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 13, 1990}} | {{TableBody|May 13, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E13.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E13.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TableBody|I will not encourage others to fly}} | {{TableBody|I will not encourage others to fly}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an F]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an F]]"|2}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} | ||
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{{TableBody|October 18, 1990}} | {{TableBody|October 18, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Tar is not a plaything}} | {{TableBody|Tar is not a plaything}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|October 25, 1990}} | {{TableBody|October 25, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|I will not Xerox my butt}} | {{TableBody|I will not Xerox my butt}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}} | {{TableBody|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 8, 1990}} | {{TableBody|November 8, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not trade pants with others}} | {{TableBody|I will not trade pants with others}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 15, 1990}} | {{TableBody|November 15, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | {{TableBody|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|20}} |
{{TableBody|November 22, 1990}} | {{TableBody|November 22, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | {{TableBody|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 6, 1990}} | {{TableBody|December 6, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not drive the principal's car}} | {{TableBody|I will not drive the principal's car}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 20, 1990}} | {{TableBody|December 20, 1990}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} | {{TableBody|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} | ||
{{TableBody|2[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|2[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|23}} |
{{TableBody|January 10, [[1991]]}} | {{TableBody|January 10, [[1991]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not sell school property}} | {{TableBody|I will not sell school property}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|24}} |
{{TableBody|January 24, 1991}} | {{TableBody|January 24, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 31, 1991}} | {{TableBody|January 31, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not get very far with this attitude}} | {{TableBody|I will not get very far with this attitude}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|26}} |
{{TableBody|February 7, 1991}} | {{TableBody|February 7, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} | {{TableBody|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 14, 1991}} | {{TableBody|February 14, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not belch the national anthem}} | {{TableBody|I will not belch the national anthem}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|28}} |
{{TableBody|February 21, 1991}} | {{TableBody|February 21, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} | {{TableBody|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 7, 1991}} | {{TableBody|March 7, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not sell school property}} | {{TableBody|I will not sell school property}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|30}} |
{{TableBody|March 28, 1991}} | {{TableBody|March 28, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | {{TableBody|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Old Money]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Old Money]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|31}} |
{{TableBody|April 11, 1991}} | {{TableBody|April 11, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} | {{TableBody|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|32}} |
{{TableBody|April 25, 1991}} | {{TableBody|April 25, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|33}} |
{{TableBody|May 2, 1991}} | {{TableBody|May 2, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not do anything bad ever again}} | {{TableBody|I will not do anything bad ever again}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|34}} |
{{TableBody|May 9, 1991}} | {{TableBody|May 9, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|35}} |
{{TableBody|July 11, 1991}} | {{TableBody|July 11, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|September 19, 1991}} | {{TableBody|September 19, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not a dentist}} | {{TableBody|I am not a dentist}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|September 26, 1991}} | {{TableBody|September 26, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Spitwads are not free speech}} | {{TableBody|Spitwads are not free speech}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|38}} |
{{TableBody|October 3, 1991}} | {{TableBody|October 3, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TableBody|High explosives and school don't mix}} | {{TableBody|High explosives and school don't mix}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|40}} |
{{TableBody|October 17, 1991}} | {{TableBody|October 17, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|October 24, 1991}} | {{TableBody|October 24, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}} | {{TableBody|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|42}} |
{{TableBody|October 31, 1991}} | {{TableBody|October 31, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|43}} |
{{TableBody|November 7, 1991}} | {{TableBody|November 7, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} | {{TableBody|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|44}} |
{{TableBody|November 14, 1991}} | {{TableBody|November 14, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not fake rabies}} | {{TableBody|I will not fake rabies}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|45}} |
{{TableBody|November 21, 1991}} | {{TableBody|November 21, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} | {{TableBody|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 5, 1991}} | {{TableBody|December 5, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} | {{TableBody|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|47}} |
{{TableBody|December 26, 1991}} | {{TableBody|December 26, 1991}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} | {{TableBody|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|48}} |
{{TableBody|January 9, [[1992]]}} | {{TableBody|January 9, [[1992]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not carve gods}} | {{TableBody|I will not carve gods}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|49}} |
{{TableBody|January 23, 1992}} | {{TableBody|January 23, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|50}} |
{{TableBody|February 6, 1992}} | {{TableBody|February 6, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not spank others}} | {{TableBody|I will not spank others}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|51}} |
{{TableBody|February 13, 1992}} | {{TableBody|February 13, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|52}} |
{{TableBody|February 20, 1992}} | {{TableBody|February 20, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TableBody|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} | {{TableBody|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|54}} |
{{TableBody|March 12, 1992}} | {{TableBody|March 12, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} | {{TableBody|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|55}} |
{{TableBody|March 26, 1992}} | {{TableBody|March 26, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} | {{TableBody|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|56}} |
{{TableBody|April 9, 1992}} | {{TableBody|April 9, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Funny noises are not funny}} | {{TableBody|Funny noises are not funny}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Black Widower]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Black Widower]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|57}} |
{{TableBody|April 23, 1992}} | {{TableBody|April 23, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not spin the turtle}} | {{TableBody|I will not spin the turtle}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|58}} |
{{TableBody|May 7, 1992}} | {{TableBody|May 7, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not snap bras}} | {{TableBody|I will not snap bras}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|59}} |
{{TableBody|August 27, 1992}} | {{TableBody|August 27, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|60}} |
{{TableBody|September 24, 1992}} | {{TableBody|September 24, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} | {{TableBody|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|61}} |
{{TableBody|October 1, 1992}} | {{TableBody|October 1, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} | {{TableBody|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|62}} |
{{TableBody|October 8, 1992}} | {{TableBody|October 8, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not defame New Orleans}} | {{TableBody|I will not defame New Orleans}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|63}} |
{{TableBody|October 15, 1992}} | {{TableBody|October 15, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not prescribe medication}} | {{TableBody|I will not prescribe medication}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}} | {{TableBody|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|64}} |
{{TableBody|October 29, 1992}} | {{TableBody|October 29, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|I will not bury the new kid}} | {{TableBody|I will not bury the new kid}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|66}} |
{{TableBody|November 5, 1992}} | {{TableBody|November 5, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not teach others to fly}} | {{TableBody|I will not teach others to fly}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|67}} |
{{TableBody|November 12, 1992}} | {{TableBody|November 12, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not bring sheep to class}} | {{TableBody|I will not bring sheep to class}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|68}} |
{{TableBody|November 19, 1992}} | {{TableBody|November 19, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|A burp is not an answer}} | {{TableBody|A burp is not an answer}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|69}} |
{{TableBody|December 3, 1992}} | {{TableBody|December 3, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Teacher is not a leper}} | {{TableBody|Teacher is not a leper}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|70}} |
{{TableBody|December 17, 1992}} | {{TableBody|December 17, 1992}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}} | {{TableBody|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|71}} |
{{TableBody|January 14, [[1993]]}} | {{TableBody|January 14, [[1993]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not eat things for money}} | {{TableBody|I will not eat things for money}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|72}} |
{{TableBody|January 21, 1993}} | {{TableBody|January 21, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}} | {{TableBody|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|73}} |
{{TableBody|February 4, 1993}} | {{TableBody|February 4, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} | {{TableBody|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} | ||
{{TableBody|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} | {{TableBody|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|74}} |
{{TableBody|February 11, 1993}} | {{TableBody|February 11, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} | {{TableBody|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|75}} |
{{TableBody|February 18, 1993}} | {{TableBody|February 18, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Goldfish don't bounce}} | {{TableBody|Goldfish don't bounce}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Duffless]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Duffless]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|76}} |
{{TableBody|March 11, 1993}} | {{TableBody|March 11, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} | {{TableBody|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|77}} |
{{TableBody|April 1, 1993}} | {{TableBody|April 1, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one is interested in my underpants}} | {{TableBody|No one is interested in my underpants}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|78}} |
{{TableBody|April 15, 1993}} | {{TableBody|April 15, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not sell miracle cures}} | {{TableBody|I will not sell miracle cures}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Front]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Front]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|79}} |
{{TableBody|April 29, 1993}} | {{TableBody|April 29, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} | {{TableBody|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|80}} |
{{TableBody|May 6, 1993}} | {{TableBody|May 6, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | {{TableBody|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|81}} |
{{TableBody|May 13, 1993}} | {{TableBody|May 13, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|82}} |
{{TableBody|September 30, 1993}} | {{TableBody|September 30, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} | {{TableBody|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|83}} |
{{TableBody|October 7, 1993}} | {{TableBody|October 7, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} | {{TableBody|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|84}} |
{{TableBody|October 14, 1993}} | {{TableBody|October 14, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|85}} |
{{TableBody|October 21, 1993}} | {{TableBody|October 21, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Rosebud]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Rosebud]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|86}} |
{{TableBody|October 28, 1993}} | {{TableBody|October 28, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|87}} |
{{TableBody|November 4, 1993}} | {{TableBody|November 4, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|88}} |
{{TableBody|November 11, 1993}} | {{TableBody|November 11, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|89}} |
{{TableBody|November 18, 1993}} | {{TableBody|November 18, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|90}} |
{{TableBody|December 9, 1993}} | {{TableBody|December 9, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} | {{TableBody|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|91}} |
{{TableBody|December 16, 1993}} | {{TableBody|December 16, 1993}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} | {{TableBody|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|92}} |
{{TableBody|January 6, [[1994]]}} | {{TableBody|January 6, [[1994]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} | {{TableBody|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|93}} |
{{TableBody|February 3, 1994}} | {{TableBody|February 3, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | {{TableBody|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|94}} |
{{TableBody|February 10, 1994}} | {{TableBody|February 10, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} | {{TableBody|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|95}} |
{{TableBody|February 17, 1994}} | {{TableBody|February 17, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|96}} |
{{TableBody|February 24, 1994}} | {{TableBody|February 24, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|97}} |
{{TableBody|March 17, 1994}} | {{TableBody|March 17, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not delightfully saucy}} | {{TableBody|I am not delightfully saucy}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|98}} |
{{TableBody|March 31, 1994}} | {{TableBody|March 31, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} | {{TableBody|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|99}} |
{{TableBody|April 14, 1994}} | {{TableBody|April 14, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} | {{TableBody|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|100}} |
{{TableBody|April 28, 1994}} | {{TableBody|April 28, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}} | {{TableBody|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|101}} |
{{TableBody|May 5, 1994}} | {{TableBody|May 5, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} | {{TableBody|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|102}} |
{{TableBody|May 12, 1994}} | {{TableBody|May 12, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} | {{TableBody|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|103}} |
{{TableBody|May 19, 1994}} | {{TableBody|May 19, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|104}} |
{{TableBody|September 4, 1994}} | {{TableBody|September 4, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} | {{TableBody|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|105}} |
{{TableBody|September 11, 1994}} | {{TableBody|September 11, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one is interested in my underpants}} | {{TableBody|No one is interested in my underpants}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|106}} |
{{TableBody|September 25, 1994}} | {{TableBody|September 25, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not use abbrev.}} | {{TableBody|I will not use abbrev.}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|107}} |
{{TableBody|October 2, 1994}} | {{TableBody|October 2, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.}} | {{TableBody|I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|108}} |
{{TableBody|October 9, 1994}} | {{TableBody|October 9, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|109}} |
{{TableBody|October 30, 1994}} | {{TableBody|October 30, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|110}} |
{{TableBody|November 6, 1994}} | {{TableBody|November 6, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not send lard through the mail}} | {{TableBody|I will not send lard through the mail}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|111}} |
{{TableBody|November 13, 1994}} | {{TableBody|November 13, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} | {{TableBody|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|112}} |
{{TableBody|November 27, 1994}} | {{TableBody|November 27, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} | {{TableBody|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|113}} |
{{TableBody|December 4, 1994}} | {{TableBody|December 4, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | {{TableBody|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|114}} |
{{TableBody|December 18, 1994}} | {{TableBody|December 18, 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} | {{TableBody|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|115}} |
{{TableBody|January 8, [[1995]]}} | {{TableBody|January 8, [[1995]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}} | {{TableBody|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|116}} |
{{TableBody|January 22, 1995}} | {{TableBody|January 22, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}} | {{TableBody|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|117}} |
{{TableBody|February 5, 1995}} | {{TableBody|February 5, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} | {{TableBody|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 12, 1995}} | {{TableBody|February 12, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} | {{TableBody|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|119}} |
{{TableBody|February 19, 1995}} | {{TableBody|February 19, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} | {{TableBody|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|120}} |
{{TableBody|February 26, 1995}} | {{TableBody|February 26, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will remember to take my medication}} | {{TableBody|I will remember to take my medication}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|121}} |
{{TableBody|March 5, 1995}} | {{TableBody|March 5, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|122}} |
{{TableBody|March 19, 1995}} | {{TableBody|March 19, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not strut around like I own the place}} | {{TableBody|I will not strut around like I own the place}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|123}} |
{{TableBody|April 9, 1995}} | {{TableBody|April 9, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | {{TableBody|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|124}} |
{{TableBody|April 16, 1995}} | {{TableBody|April 16, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} | {{TableBody|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|125}} |
{{TableBody|April 30, 1995}} | {{TableBody|April 30, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Nerve gas is not a toy}} | {{TableBody|Nerve gas is not a toy}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|126}} |
{{TableBody|May 7, 1995}} | {{TableBody|May 7, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} | {{TableBody|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|127}} |
{{TableBody|May 14, 1995}} | {{TableBody|May 14, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} | {{TableBody|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|128}} |
{{TableBody|May 21, 1995}} | {{TableBody|May 21, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|129}} |
{{TableBody|September 17, 1995}} | {{TableBody|September 17, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} | {{TableBody|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|130}} |
{{TableBody|September 24, 1995}} | {{TableBody|September 24, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}} | {{TableBody|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|131}} |
{{TableBody|October 1, 1995}} | {{TableBody|October 1, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | {{TableBody|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|132}} |
{{TableBody|October 8, 1995}} | {{TableBody|October 8, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} | {{TableBody|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|133}} |
{{TableBody|October 15, 1995}} | {{TableBody|October 15, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The boys' room is not a water park}} | {{TableBody|The boys' room is not a water park}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|134}} |
{{TableBody|October 29, 1995}} | {{TableBody|October 29, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|135}} |
{{TableBody|November 5, 1995}} | {{TableBody|November 5, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | {{TableBody|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|136}} |
{{TableBody|November 19, 1995}} | {{TableBody|November 19, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|137}} |
{{TableBody|November 26, 1995}} | {{TableBody|November 26, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} | {{TableBody|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|138}} |
{{TableBody|December 3, 1995}} | {{TableBody|December 3, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}} | {{TableBody|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|139}} |
{{TableBody|December 17, 1995}} | {{TableBody|December 17, 1995}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} | {{TableBody|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|140}} |
{{TableBody|January 7, [[1996]]}} | {{TableBody|January 7, [[1996]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} | {{TableBody|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Team Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Team Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|141}} |
{{TableBody|January 14, 1996}} | {{TableBody|January 14, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|142}} |
{{TableBody|February 4, 1996}} | {{TableBody|February 4, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|143}} |
{{TableBody|February 11, 1996}} | {{TableBody|February 11, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|144}} |
{{TableBody|February 18, 1996}} | {{TableBody|February 18, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|145}} |
{{TableBody|February 25, 1996}} | {{TableBody|February 25, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|146}} |
{{TableBody|March 17, 1996}} | {{TableBody|March 17, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|147}} |
{{TableBody|March 24, 1996}} | {{TableBody|March 24, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|148}} |
{{TableBody|March 31, 1996}} | {{TableBody|March 31, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|149}} |
{{TableBody|April 14, 1996}} | {{TableBody|April 14, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|150}} |
{{TableBody|April 28, 1996}} | {{TableBody|April 28, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|151}} |
{{TableBody|May 5, 1996}} | {{TableBody|May 5, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|152}} |
{{TableBody|May 19, 1996}} | {{TableBody|May 19, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|153}} |
{{TableBody|May 19, 1996}} | {{TableBody|May 19, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|154}} |
{{TableBody|October 27, 1996}} | {{TableBody|October 27, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|155}} |
{{TableBody|November 3, 1996}} | {{TableBody|November 3, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} | {{TableBody|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|156}} |
{{TableBody|November 10, 1996}} | {{TableBody|November 10, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}} | {{TableBody|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|157}} |
{{TableBody|November 17, 1996}} | {{TableBody|November 17, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|158}} |
{{TableBody|November 24, 1996}} | {{TableBody|November 24, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|159}} |
{{TableBody|December 1, 1996}} | {{TableBody|December 1, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|161}} |
{{TableBody|December 29, 1996}} | {{TableBody|December 29, 1996}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|162}} |
{{TableBody|January 5, [[1997]]}} | {{TableBody|January 5, [[1997]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|163}} |
{{TableBody|January 12, 1997}} | {{TableBody|January 12, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The truth is not out there}} | {{TableBody|The truth is not out there}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|164}} |
{{TableBody|January 19, 1997}} | {{TableBody|January 19, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not licensed to do anything}} | {{TableBody|I am not licensed to do anything}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|165}} |
{{TableBody|February 2, 1997}} | {{TableBody|February 2, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|166}} |
{{TableBody|February 7, 1997}} | {{TableBody|February 7, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} | {{TableBody|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|167}} |
{{TableBody|February 9, 1997}} | {{TableBody|February 9, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|168}} |
{{TableBody|February 16, 1997}} | {{TableBody|February 16, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|169}} |
{{TableBody|February 23, 1997}} | {{TableBody|February 23, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|170}} |
{{TableBody|March 2, 1997}} | {{TableBody|March 2, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|171}} |
{{TableBody|March 16, 1997}} | {{TableBody|March 16, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|172}} |
{{TableBody|April 6, 1997}} | {{TableBody|April 6, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|173}} |
{{TableBody|April 13, 1997}} | {{TableBody|April 13, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | {{TableBody|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|174}} |
{{TableBody|April 20, 1997}} | {{TableBody|April 20, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|175}} |
{{TableBody|April 27, 1997}} | {{TableBody|April 27, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|176}} |
{{TableBody|May 4, 1997}} | {{TableBody|May 4, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|177}} |
{{TableBody|May 11, 1997}} | {{TableBody|May 11, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|178}} |
{{TableBody|May 18, 1997}} | {{TableBody|May 18, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|179}} |
{{TableBody|September 21, 1997}} | {{TableBody|September 21, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|180}} |
{{TableBody|September 28, 1997}} | {{TableBody|September 28, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|181}} |
{{TableBody|October 19, 1997}} | {{TableBody|October 19, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}} | {{TableBody|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|182}} |
{{TableBody|October 26, 1997}} | {{TableBody|October 26, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|183}} |
{{TableBody|November 2, 1997}} | {{TableBody|November 2, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}} | {{TableBody|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|184}} |
{{TableBody|November 9, 1997}} | {{TableBody|November 9, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not invent Irish dancing}} | {{TableBody|I did not invent Irish dancing}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Star]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Star]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|185}} |
{{TableBody|November 16, 1997}} | {{TableBody|November 16, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|186}} |
{{TableBody|November 23, 1997}} | {{TableBody|November 23, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not tease Fatty}} | {{TableBody|I will not tease Fatty}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|187}} |
{{TableBody|December 7, 1997}} | {{TableBody|December 7, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} | {{TableBody|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|188}} |
{{TableBody|December 21, 1997}} | {{TableBody|December 21, 1997}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}} | {{TableBody|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|189}} |
{{TableBody|January 4, [[1998]]}} | {{TableBody|January 4, [[1998]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|190}} |
{{TableBody|January 11, 1998}} | {{TableBody|January 11, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Carny]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Carny]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|191}} |
{{TableBody|February 8, 1998}} | {{TableBody|February 8, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} | {{TableBody|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|192}} |
{{TableBody|February 15, 1998}} | {{TableBody|February 15, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Das Bus]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Das Bus]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|193}} |
{{TableBody|February 22, 1998}} | {{TableBody|February 22, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Pain is not the cleanser}} | {{TableBody|Pain is not the cleanser}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|194}} |
{{TableBody|March 1, 1998}} | {{TableBody|March 1, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} | {{TableBody|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|195}} |
{{TableBody|March 8, 1998}} | {{TableBody|March 8, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|196}} |
{{TableBody|March 22, 1998}} | {{TableBody|March 22, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I was told not to do this}} | {{TableBody|I was told not to do this}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|197}} |
{{TableBody|March 29, 1998}} | {{TableBody|March 29, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My butt does not deserve a website}} | {{TableBody|My butt does not deserve a website}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|198}} |
{{TableBody|April 5, 1998}} | {{TableBody|April 5, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not demand what I'm worth}} | {{TableBody|I will not demand what I'm worth}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|199}} |
{{TableBody|April 19, 1998}} | {{TableBody|April 19, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Girly Edition]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Girly Edition]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|200}} |
{{TableBody|April 26, 1998}} | {{TableBody|April 26, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|201}} |
{{TableBody|May 3, 1998}} | {{TableBody|May 3, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[King of the Hill]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[King of the Hill]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|202}} |
{{TableBody|May 10, 1998}} | {{TableBody|May 10, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}} | {{TableBody|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|203}} |
{{TableBody|May 17, 1998}} | {{TableBody|May 17, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|204}} |
{{TableBody|August 23, 1998}} | {{TableBody|August 23, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|205}} |
{{TableBody|September 20, 1998}} | {{TableBody|September 20, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} | {{TableBody|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|206}} |
{{TableBody|September 27, 1998}} | {{TableBody|September 27, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|207}} |
{{TableBody|October 25, 1998}} | {{TableBody|October 25, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} | {{TableBody|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|208}} |
{{TableBody|November 8, 1998}} | {{TableBody|November 8, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}} | {{TableBody|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|209}} |
{{TableBody|November 15, 1998}} | {{TableBody|November 15, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} | {{TableBody|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|210}} |
{{TableBody|November 22, 1998}} | {{TableBody|November 22, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not scream for ice cream}} | {{TableBody|I will not scream for ice cream}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|211}} |
{{TableBody|December 6, 1998}} | {{TableBody|December 6, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} | {{TableBody|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|212}} |
{{TableBody|December 20, 1998}} | {{TableBody|December 20, 1998}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} | {{TableBody|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|213}} |
{{TableBody|January 10, [[1999]]}} | {{TableBody|January 10, [[1999]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}} | {{TableBody|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|214}} |
{{TableBody|January 17, 1999}} | {{TableBody|January 17, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} | {{TableBody|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|215}} |
{{TableBody|January 31, 1999}} | {{TableBody|January 31, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} | {{TableBody|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|216}} |
{{TableBody|February 7, 1999}} | {{TableBody|February 7, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} | {{TableBody|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|217}} |
{{TableBody|February 14, 1999}} | {{TableBody|February 14, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Hillbillies are people too}} | {{TableBody|Hillbillies are people too}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|218}} |
{{TableBody|February 21, 1999}} | {{TableBody|February 21, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Grammar is not a time of waste}} | {{TableBody|Grammar is not a time of waste}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|219}} |
{{TableBody|February 28, 1999}} | {{TableBody|February 28, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | {{TableBody|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|220}} |
{{TableBody|March 28, 1999}} | {{TableBody|March 28, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|I cannot absolve sins}} | {{TableBody|I cannot absolve sins}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface}} | {{TableBody|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|222}} |
{{TableBody|April 11, 1999}} | {{TableBody|April 11, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A trained ape could not teach gym}} | {{TableBody|A trained ape could not teach gym}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|223}} |
{{TableBody|April 25, 1999}} | {{TableBody|April 25, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Loose teeth don't need my help}} | {{TableBody|Loose teeth don't need my help}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|224}} |
{{TableBody|May 2, 1999}} | {{TableBody|May 2, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I have neither been there nor done that}} | {{TableBody|I have neither been there nor done that}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|225}} |
{{TableBody|May 9, 1999}} | {{TableBody|May 9, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | {{TableBody|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|226}} |
{{TableBody|May 16, 1999}} | {{TableBody|May 16, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|227}} |
{{TableBody|September 26, 1999}} | {{TableBody|September 26, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Fridays are not "pants optional" }} | {{TableBody|Fridays are not "pants optional" }} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|228}} |
{{TableBody|October 3, 1999}} | {{TableBody|October 3, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Pork is not a verb}} | {{TableBody|Pork is not a verb}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|229}} |
{{TableBody|October 24, 1999}} | {{TableBody|October 24, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not the last Don}} | {{TableBody|I am not the last Don}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|230}} |
{{TableBody|October 31, 1999}} | {{TableBody|October 31, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|231}} |
{{TableBody|November 7, 1999}} | {{TableBody|November 7, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} | {{TableBody|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|232}} |
{{TableBody|November 14, 1999}} | {{TableBody|November 14, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I won't not use no double negatives}} | {{TableBody|I won't not use no double negatives}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|233}} |
{{TableBody|November 21, 1999}} | {{TableBody|November 21, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | {{TableBody|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|234}} |
{{TableBody|November 28, 1999}} | {{TableBody|November 28, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I can't see dead people}} | {{TableBody|I can't see dead people}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|235}} |
{{TableBody||December 19, 1999}} | {{TableBody||December 19, 1999}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} | {{TableBody|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|236}} |
{{TableBody|January 9, [[2000]]}} | {{TableBody|January 9, [[2000]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}} | {{TableBody|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|237}} |
{{TableBody|January 16, 2000}} | {{TableBody|January 16, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will stop phoning it in}} | {{TableBody|I will stop phoning it in}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Faith Off]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Faith Off]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|238}} |
{{TableBody|January 23, 2000}} | {{TableBody|January 23, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Class clown is not a paid position}} | {{TableBody|Class clown is not a paid position}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|239}} |
{{TableBody|February 6, 2000}} | {{TableBody|February 6, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} | {{TableBody|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|240}} |
{{TableBody|February 13, 2000}} | {{TableBody|February 13, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My suspension was not mutual}} | {{TableBody|My suspension was not mutual}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|241}} |
{{TableBody|February 20, 2000}} | {{TableBody|February 20, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A belch is not an oral report}} | {{TableBody|A belch is not an oral report}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|242}} |
{{TableBody|February 27, 2000}} | {{TableBody|February 27, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} | {{TableBody|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|243}} |
{{TableBody|March 19, 2000}} | {{TableBody|March 19, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} | {{TableBody|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|244}} |
{{TableBody|April 9, 2000}} | {{TableBody|April 9, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} | {{TableBody|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|245}} |
{{TableBody|April 30, 2000}} | {{TableBody|April 30, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} | {{TableBody|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|246}} |
{{TableBody|May 7, 2000}} | {{TableBody|May 7, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} | {{TableBody|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|247}} |
{{TableBody|May 14, 2000}} | {{TableBody|May 14, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | {{TableBody|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|248}} |
{{TableBody|May 21, 2000}} | {{TableBody|May 21, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|249}} |
{{TableBody|November 1, 2000}} | {{TableBody|November 1, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|250}} |
{{TableBody|November 5, 2000}} | {{TableBody|November 5, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | {{TableBody|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|251}} |
{{TableBody|November 12, 2000}} | {{TableBody|November 12, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | {{TableBody|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|252}} |
{{TableBody|November 19, 2000}} | {{TableBody|November 19, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | {{TableBody|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 26, 2000}} | {{TableBody|November 26, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | {{TableBody|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 3, 2000}} | {{TableBody|December 3, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | {{TableBody|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 10, 2000}} | {{TableBody|December 10, 2000}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | {{TableBody|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 7, [[2001]]}} | {{TableBody|January 7, [[2001]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Network TV is not dead}} | {{TableBody|Network TV is not dead}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 14, 2001}} | {{TableBody|January 14, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | {{TableBody|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 4, 2001}} | {{TableBody|February 4, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | {{TableBody|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 11, 2001}} | {{TableBody|February 11, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | {{TableBody|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 18, 2001}} | {{TableBody|February 18, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | {{TableBody|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 25, 2001}} | {{TableBody|February 25, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | {{TableBody|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 4, 2001}} | {{TableBody|March 4, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | {{TableBody|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 11, 2001}} | {{TableBody|March 11, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}} | {{TableBody|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 1, 2001}} | {{TableBody|April 1, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not flush evidence}} | {{TableBody|I will not flush evidence}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 29, 2001}} | {{TableBody|April 29, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Fire is not the cleanser}} | {{TableBody|Fire is not the cleanser}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 6, 2001}} | {{TableBody|May 6, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Genetics is not an excuse}} | {{TableBody|Genetics is not an excuse}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 13, 2001}} | {{TableBody|May 13, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | {{TableBody|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 20, 2001}} | {{TableBody|May 20, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 6, 2001}} | {{TableBody|November 6, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 11, 2001}} | {{TableBody|November 11, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Nobody reads these anymore}} | {{TableBody|Nobody reads these anymore}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 18, 2001}} | {{TableBody|November 18, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} | {{TableBody|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 2, 2001}} | {{TableBody|December 2, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Fun does not have a size}} | {{TableBody|Fun does not have a size}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 9, 2001}} | {{TableBody|December 9, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}} | {{TableBody|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 16, 2001}} | {{TableBody|December 16, 2001}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I do not have a cereal named after me}} | {{TableBody|I do not have a cereal named after me}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 6, [[2002]]}} | {{TableBody|January 6, [[2002]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 20, 2002}} | {{TableBody|January 20, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 27, 2002}} | {{TableBody|January 27, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 10, 2002}} | {{TableBody|February 10, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} | {{TableBody|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 17, 2002}} | {{TableBody|February 17, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The Giving Tree is not a chump}} | {{TableBody|The Giving Tree is not a chump}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 24, 2002}} | {{TableBody|February 24, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} | {{TableBody|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 10, 2002}} | {{TableBody|March 10, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 17, 2002}} | {{TableBody|March 17, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Vampire is not a career choice}} | {{TableBody|Vampire is not a career choice}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 31, 2002}} | {{TableBody|March 31, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 7, 2002}} | {{TableBody|April 7, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 21, 2002}} | {{TableBody|April 21, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Gump Roast]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Gump Roast]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 28, 2002}} | {{TableBody|April 28, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I Am Furious Yellow]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I Am Furious Yellow]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 5, 2002}} | {{TableBody|May 5, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} | {{TableBody|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 12, 2002}} | {{TableBody|May 12, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 19, 2002}} | {{TableBody|May 19, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Frying Game]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Frying Game]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 22, 2002}} | {{TableBody|May 22, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 3, 2002}} | {{TableBody|November 3, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 10, 2002}} | {{TableBody|November 10, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 17, 2002}} | {{TableBody|November 17, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Fish do not like coffee}} | {{TableBody|Fish do not like coffee}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 24, 2002}} | {{TableBody|November 24, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Large Marge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Large Marge]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 1, 2002}} | {{TableBody|December 1, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} | {{TableBody|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|December 15, 2002}} | {{TableBody|December 15, 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 5, [[2003]]}} | {{TableBody|January 5, [[2003]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Special Edna]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Special Edna]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 12, 2003}} | {{TableBody|January 12, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 2, 2003}} | {{TableBody|February 2, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|This school does not need a "regime change"}} | {{TableBody|This school does not need a "regime change"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 9, 2003}} | {{TableBody|February 9, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} | {{TableBody|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 16, 2003}} | {{TableBody|February 16, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Barting Over]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Barting Over]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 16, 2003}} | {{TableBody|February 16, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 2, 2003}} | {{TableBody|March 2, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Born-Again]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Born-Again]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 9, 2003}} | {{TableBody|March 9, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|306}} |
{{TableBody|March 16, 2003}} | {{TableBody|March 16, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 30, 2003}} | {{TableBody|March 30, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 13, 2003}} | {{TableBody|April 13, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|April 27, 2003}} | {{TableBody|April 27, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|310}} |
{{TableBody|May 4, 2003}} | {{TableBody|May 4, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My pen is not a booger launcher}} | {{TableBody|My pen is not a booger launcher}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Old Yeller Belly]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Old Yeller Belly]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|311}} |
{{TableBody|May 11, 2003}} | {{TableBody|May 11, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|312}} |
{{TableBody|May 18, 2003}} | {{TableBody|May 18, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} | {{TableBody|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart of War]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart of War]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 18, 2003}} | {{TableBody|May 18, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 2, 2003}} | {{TableBody|November 2, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|315}} |
{{TableBody|November 9, 2003}} | {{TableBody|November 9, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|316}} |
{{TableBody|November 16, 2003}} | {{TableBody|November 16, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|317}} |
{{TableBody|November 23, 2003}} | {{TableBody|November 23, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|318}} |
{{TableBody|November 30, 2003}} | {{TableBody|November 30, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|319}} |
{{TableBody|December 7, 2003}} | {{TableBody|December 7, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Over forty & single is not funny}} | {{TableBody|Over forty & single is not funny}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|320}} |
{{TableBody|December 14, 2003}} | {{TableBody|December 14, 2003}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 4, [[2004]]}} | {{TableBody|January 4, [[2004]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|322}} |
{{TableBody|January 11, 2004}} | {{TableBody|January 11, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 25, 2004}} | {{TableBody|January 25, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 8, 2004}} | {{TableBody|February 8, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 15, 2004}} | {{TableBody|February 15, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 22, 2004}} | {{TableBody|February 22, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 14, 2004}} | {{TableBody|March 14, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} | {{TableBody|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|328}} |
{{TableBody|March 21, 2004}} | {{TableBody|March 21, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|329}} |
{{TableBody|March 28, 2004}} | {{TableBody|March 28, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|330}} |
{{TableBody|April 18, 2004}} | {{TableBody|April 18, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|331}} |
{{TableBody|April 25, 2004}} | {{TableBody|April 25, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Catch 'Em if You Can]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Catch 'Em if You Can]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|332}} |
{{TableBody|May 2, 2004}} | {{TableBody|May 2, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 9, 2004}} | {{TableBody|May 9, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 16, 2004}} | {{TableBody|May 16, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 23, 2004}} | {{TableBody|May 23, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 7, 2004}} | {{TableBody|November 7, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 14, 2004}} | {{TableBody|November 14, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|338}} |
{{TableBody|November 21, 2004}} | {{TableBody|November 21, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|339}} |
{{TableBody|December 5, 2004}} | {{TableBody|December 5, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} | {{TableBody|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|340}} |
{{TableBody|December 12, 2004}} | {{TableBody|December 12, 2004}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|341}} |
{{TableBody|January 16, [[2005]]}} | {{TableBody|January 16, [[2005]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|342}} |
{{TableBody|January 30, 2005}} | {{TableBody|January 30, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|343}} |
{{TableBody|February 6, 2005}} | {{TableBody|February 6, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|344}} |
{{TableBody|February 13, 2005}} | {{TableBody|February 13, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|345}} |
{{TableBody|February 20, 2005}} | {{TableBody|February 20, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|346}} |
{{TableBody|March 6, 2005}} | {{TableBody|March 6, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} | {{TableBody|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 13, 2005}} | {{TableBody|March 13, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|348}} |
{{TableBody|March 20, 2005}} | {{TableBody|March 20, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|349}} |
{{TableBody|April 3, 2005}} | {{TableBody|April 3, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|350}} |
{{TableBody|April 17, 2005}} | {{TableBody|April 17, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Future-Drama]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Future-Drama]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|351}} |
{{TableBody|May 1, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 1, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|352}} |
{{TableBody|May 1, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 1, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|353}} |
{{TableBody|May 8, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 8, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|354}} |
{{TableBody|May 8, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 8, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|355}} |
{{TableBody|May 15, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 15, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A booger is not a bookmark}} | {{TableBody|A booger is not a bookmark}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|May 15, 2005}} | {{TableBody|May 15, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|357}} |
{{TableBody|September 11, 2005}} | {{TableBody|September 11, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} | {{TableBody|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|358}} |
{{TableBody|September 18, 2005}} | {{TableBody|September 18, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|359}} |
{{TableBody|September 25, 2005}} | {{TableBody|September 25, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|360}} |
{{TableBody|November 6, 2005}} | {{TableBody|November 6, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|361}} |
{{TableBody|November 13, 2005}} | {{TableBody|November 13, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|362}} |
{{TableBody|November 20, 2005}} | {{TableBody|November 20, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[See Homer Run]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[See Homer Run]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|363}} |
{{TableBody|November 27, 2005}} | {{TableBody|November 27, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|364}} |
{{TableBody|December 11, 2005}} | {{TableBody|December 11, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|365}} |
{{TableBody|December 18, 2005}} | {{TableBody|December 18, 2005}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|366}} |
{{TableBody|January 8, [[2006]]}} | {{TableBody|January 8, [[2006]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}} | {{TableBody|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|367}} |
{{TableBody|January 29, 2006}} | {{TableBody|January 29, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}} | {{TableBody|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|368}} |
{{TableBody|February 26, 2006}} | {{TableBody|February 26, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|369}} |
{{TableBody|March 12, 2006}} | {{TableBody|March 12, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|370}} |
{{TableBody|March 19, 2006}} | {{TableBody|March 19, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}} | {{TableBody|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} | {{TableBody|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|372}} |
{{TableBody|April 2, 2006}} | {{TableBody|April 2, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Million Dollar Abie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Million Dollar Abie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|373}} |
{{TableBody|April 9, 2006}} | {{TableBody|April 9, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|374}} |
{{TableBody|April 23, 2006}} | {{TableBody|April 23, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|375}} |
{{TableBody|April 30, 2006}} | {{TableBody|April 30, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|376}} |
{{TableBody|May 7, 2006}} | {{TableBody|May 7, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}} | {{TableBody|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|377}} |
{{TableBody|May 14, 2006}} | {{TableBody|May 14, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}} | {{TableBody|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|378}} |
{{TableBody|May 21, 2006}} | {{TableBody|May 21, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|379}} |
{{TableBody|September 10, 2006}} | {{TableBody|September 10, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|380}} |
{{TableBody|September 17, 2006}} | {{TableBody|September 17, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|382}} |
{{TableBody|November 5, 2006}} | {{TableBody|November 5, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|383}} |
{{TableBody|November 12, 2006}} | {{TableBody|November 12, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|We are not all naked under our clothes}} | {{TableBody|We are not all naked under our clothes}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|384}} |
{{TableBody|November 19, 2006}} | {{TableBody|November 19, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|385}} |
{{TableBody|November 26, 2006}} | {{TableBody|November 26, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|386}} |
{{TableBody|December 10, 2006}} | {{TableBody|December 10, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|387}} |
{{TableBody|December 17, 2006}} | {{TableBody|December 17, 2006}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} | {{TableBody|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|388}} |
{{TableBody|January 7, [[2007]]}} | {{TableBody|January 7, [[2007]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 28, 2007}} | {{TableBody|January 28, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|391}} |
{{TableBody|February 18, 2007}} | {{TableBody|February 18, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Springfield Up]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Springfield Up]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|392}} |
{{TableBody|March 4, 2007}} | {{TableBody|March 4, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|393}} |
{{TableBody|March 11, 2007}} | {{TableBody|March 11, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 25, 2007}} | {{TableBody|March 25, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Global Warming did not eat my homework}} | {{TableBody|Global Warming did not eat my homework}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|395}} |
{{TableBody|April 22, 2007}} | {{TableBody|April 22, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|396}} |
{{TableBody|April 29, 2007}} | {{TableBody|April 29, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|397}} |
{{TableBody|May 6, 2007}} | {{TableBody|May 6, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} | {{TableBody|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|398}} |
{{TableBody|May 13, 2007}} | {{TableBody|May 13, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | {{TableBody|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|399}} |
{{TableBody|May 20, 2007}} | {{TableBody|May 20, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[24 Minutes]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[24 Minutes]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|400}} |
{{TableBody|May 20, 2007}} | {{TableBody|May 20, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
Line 2,190: | Line 2,190: | ||
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|July 27, 2007}} |
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not illegally download this movie}} | {{TableBody|I will not illegally download this movie}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|401}} |
{{TableBody|September 23, 2007}} | {{TableBody|September 23, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}} | {{TableBody|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|402}} |
{{TableBody|September 30, 2007}} | {{TableBody|September 30, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} | {{TableBody|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|403}} |
{{TableBody|October 7, 2007}} | {{TableBody|October 7, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|404}} |
{{TableBody|October 14, 2007}} | {{TableBody|October 14, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}} | {{TableBody|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|405}} |
{{TableBody|November 4, 2007}} | {{TableBody|November 4, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|406}} |
{{TableBody|November 11, 2007}} | {{TableBody|November 11, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|There is no such thing as an [[iPod|iPoddy]]}} | {{TableBody|There is no such thing as an [[iPod|iPoddy]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|407}} |
{{TableBody|November 18, 2007}} | {{TableBody|November 18, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}} | {{TableBody|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|408}} |
{{TableBody|November 25, 2007}} | {{TableBody|November 25, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|409}} |
{{TableBody|December 16, 2007}} | {{TableBody|December 16, 2007}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} | {{TableBody|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|410}} |
{{TableBody|January 6, [[2008]]}} | {{TableBody|January 6, [[2008]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} | {{TableBody|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|411}} |
{{TableBody|January 27, 2008}} | {{TableBody|January 27, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[That '90s Show]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[That '90s Show]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|412}} |
{{TableBody|February 17, 2008}} | {{TableBody|February 17, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|413}} |
{{TableBody|March 2, 2008}} | {{TableBody|March 2, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} | {{TableBody|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Debarted]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Debarted]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|414}} |
{{TableBody|March 9, 2008}} | {{TableBody|March 9, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|415}} |
{{TableBody|March 30, 2008}} | {{TableBody|March 30, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|416}} |
{{TableBody|April 13, 2008}} | {{TableBody|April 13, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|417}} |
{{TableBody|April 27, 2008}} | {{TableBody|April 27, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A persons a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} | {{TableBody|A persons a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|418}} |
{{TableBody|May 4, 2008}} | {{TableBody|May 4, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|419}} |
{{TableBody|May 11, 2008}} | {{TableBody|May 11, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|This punishment is not medieval.<br>(In medieval writing style)}} | {{TableBody|This punishment is not medieval.<br>(In medieval writing style)}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|420}} |
{{TableBody|May 18, 2008}} | {{TableBody|May 18, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|421}} |
{{TableBody|September 28, 2008}} | {{TableBody|September 28, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|422}} |
{{TableBody|October 5, 2008}} | {{TableBody|October 5, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Teacher's diet is working}} | {{TableBody|Teacher's diet is working}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|423}} |
{{TableBody|October 19, 2008}} | {{TableBody|October 19, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|There is no such month as Rocktober}} | {{TableBody|There is no such month as Rocktober}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|424}} |
{{TableBody|November 2, 2008}} | {{TableBody|November 2, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|425}} |
{{TableBody|November 9, 2008}} | {{TableBody|November 9, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} | {{TableBody|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|426}} |
{{TableBody|November 16, 2008}} | {{TableBody|November 16, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|427}} |
{{TableBody|November 30, 2008}} | {{TableBody|November 30, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Prosperity is just around the corner}} | {{TableBody|Prosperity is just around the corner}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|428}} |
{{TableBody|December 7, 2008}} | {{TableBody|December 7, 2008}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} | {{TableBody|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|429}} |
{{TableBody|January 25, [[2009]]}} | {{TableBody|January 25, [[2009]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} | {{TableBody|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa The Drama Queen]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa The Drama Queen]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|430}} |
{{TableBody|February 15, 2009}} | {{TableBody|February 15, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|HDTV is worth every cent}} | {{TableBody|HDTV is worth every cent}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|431}} |
{{TableBody|March 1, 2009}} | {{TableBody|March 1, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}} | {{TableBody|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|432}} |
{{TableBody|March 8, 2009}} | {{TableBody|March 8, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not have fun with educational toys}} | {{TableBody|I will not have fun with educational toys}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|433}} |
{{TableBody|March 15, 2009}} | {{TableBody|March 15, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|434}} |
{{TableBody|March 17, 2009}} | {{TableBody|March 17, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} | {{TableBody|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|435}} |
{{TableBody|March 29, 2009}} | {{TableBody|March 29, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} | {{TableBody|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|436}} |
{{TableBody|April 5, 2009}} | {{TableBody|April 5, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|437}} |
{{TableBody|April 19, 2009}} | {{TableBody|April 19, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} | {{TableBody|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|438}} |
{{TableBody|April 26, 2009}} | {{TableBody|April 26, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} | {{TableBody|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|439}} |
{{TableBody|May 3, 2009}} | {{TableBody|May 3, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|440}} |
{{TableBody|May 10, 2009}} | {{TableBody|May 10, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|441}} |
{{TableBody|May 17, 2009}} | {{TableBody|May 17, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|442}} |
{{TableBody|September 27, 2009}} | {{TableBody|September 27, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} | {{TableBody|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|443}} |
{{TableBody|October 4, 2009}} | {{TableBody|October 4, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Chalkboarding is not torture}} | {{TableBody|Chalkboarding is not torture}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets a 'Z']]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Gets a 'Z']]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|444}} |
{{TableBody|October 11, 2009}} | {{TableBody|October 11, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I am not allergic to long division}} | {{TableBody|I am not allergic to long division}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|445}} |
{{TableBody|October 18, 2009}} | {{TableBody|October 18, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|446}} |
{{TableBody|November 15, 2009}} | {{TableBody|November 15, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I do not have the hots for my mom}} | {{TableBody|I do not have the hots for my mom}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|447}} |
{{TableBody|November 22, 2009}} | {{TableBody|November 22, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass}} | {{TableBody|Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|448}} |
{{TableBody|November 29, 2009}} | {{TableBody|November 29, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} | {{TableBody|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|449}} |
{{TableBody|December 13, 2009}} | {{TableBody|December 13, 2009}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|450}} |
{{TableBody|January 3, [[2010]]}} | {{TableBody|January 3, [[2010]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|451}} |
{{TableBody|January 10, 2010}} | {{TableBody|January 10, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}} | {{TableBody|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|452}} |
{{TableBody|January 31, 2010}} | {{TableBody|January 31, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|453}} |
{{TableBody|February 14, 2010}} | {{TableBody|February 14, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|454}} |
{{TableBody|February 21, 2010}} | {{TableBody|February 21, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|455}} |
{{TableBody|March 14, 2010}} | {{TableBody|March 14, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|456}} |
{{TableBody|March 21, 2010}} | {{TableBody|March 21, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} | {{TableBody|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|457}} |
{{TableBody|March 28, 2010}} | {{TableBody|March 28, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|458}} |
{{TableBody|April 11, 2010}} | {{TableBody|April 11, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} | {{TableBody|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|459}} |
{{TableBody|April 18, 2010}} | {{TableBody|April 18, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|This counts as gym and art class}} | {{TableBody|This counts as gym and art class}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|460}} |
{{TableBody|April 25, 2010}} | {{TableBody|April 25, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}} | {{TableBody|[[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|461}} |
{{TableBody|May 2, 2010}} | {{TableBody|May 2, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag}} | {{TableBody|''no gag}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|462}} |
{{TableBody|May 9, 2010}} | {{TableBody|May 9, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}} | {{TableBody|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|463}} |
{{TableBody|May 16, 2010}} | {{TableBody|May 16, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}} | {{TableBody|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|464}} |
{{TableBody|May 23, 2010}} | {{TableBody|May 23, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|465}} |
{{TableBody|September 26, 2010}} | {{TableBody|September 26, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} | {{TableBody|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|466}} |
{{TableBody|October 3, 2010}} | {{TableBody|October 3, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} | {{TableBody|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|467}} |
{{TableBody|October 10, 2010}} | {{TableBody|October 10, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not write on the walls<br>''(this is also written over the walls)''}} | {{TableBody|I will not write on the walls<br>''(this is also written over the walls)''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[MoneyBART]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[MoneyBART]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|468}} |
{{TableBody|November 7, 2010}} | {{TableBody|November 7, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|469}} |
{{TableBody|November 14, 2010}} | {{TableBody|November 14, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|470}} |
{{TableBody|November 21, 2010}} | {{TableBody|November 21, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|471}} |
{{TableBody|November 28, 2010}} | {{TableBody|November 28, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} | {{TableBody|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|472}} |
{{TableBody|December 5, 2010}} | {{TableBody|December 5, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|473}} |
{{TableBody|December 12, 2010}} | {{TableBody|December 12, 2010}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | {{TableBody|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|474}} |
{{TableBody|January 9, [[2011]]}} | {{TableBody|January 9, [[2011]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|January is not Bart History Month}} | {{TableBody|January is not Bart History Month}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|475}} |
{{TableBody|January 16, 2011}} | {{TableBody|January 16, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|476}} |
{{TableBody|January 23, 2011}} | {{TableBody|January 23, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} | {{TableBody|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|477}} |
{{TableBody|February 13, 2011}} | {{TableBody|February 13, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} | {{TableBody|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|478}} |
{{TableBody|February 20, 2011}} | {{TableBody|February 20, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|479}} |
{{TableBody|March 6, 2011}} | {{TableBody|March 6, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} | {{TableBody|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|480}} |
{{TableBody|March 13, 2011}} | {{TableBody|March 13, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} | {{TableBody|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|481}} |
{{TableBody|March 27, 2011}} | {{TableBody|March 27, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} | {{TableBody|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Love is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Love is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|482}} |
{{TableBody|April 10, 2011}} | {{TableBody|April 10, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|483}} |
{{TableBody|May 1, 2011}} | {{TableBody|May 1, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|484}} |
{{TableBody|May 8, 2011}} | {{TableBody|May 8, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} | {{TableBody|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|}} |
{{TableBody|'''Online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} | {{TableBody|'''Online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|486}} |
{{TableBody|May 22, 2011}} | {{TableBody|May 22, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | {{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|487}} |
{{TableBody|September 25, 2011}} | {{TableBody|September 25, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|488}} |
{{TableBody|October 2, 2011}} | {{TableBody|October 2, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} | {{TableBody|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|489}} |
{{TableBody|October 30, 2011}} | {{TableBody|October 30, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|}} | {{TableBody|}} | ||
{{TableBody|''no gag''}} | {{TableBody|''no gag''}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|490}} |
{{TableBody|November 6, 2011}} | {{TableBody|November 6, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}} | {{TableBody|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|November 13, 2011}} | {{TableBody|November 13, 2011}} | ||
{{TRs||3}} | {{TRs||3}} | ||
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}} | {{TRs|''no gag''|3}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Food Wife]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Food Wife]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|492}} |
{{TableBody|November 20, 2011}} | {{TableBody|November 20, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Book Job]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Book Job]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|493}} |
{{TableBody|November 27, 2011}} | {{TableBody|November 27, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|494}} |
{{TableBody|December 4, 2011}} | {{TableBody|December 4, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} | {{TableBody|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|495}} |
{{TableBody|December 11, 2011}} | {{TableBody|December 11, 2011}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} | {{TableBody|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|496}} |
{{TableBody|January 8, [[2012]]}} | {{TableBody|January 8, [[2012]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} | {{TableBody|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 15, 2012}} | {{TableBody|January 15, 2012}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|We <u>do</u> need no education}} | {{TableBody|We <u>do</u> need no education}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|January 29, 2012}} | {{TableBody|January 29, 2012}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} | {{TableBody|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} | ||
{{TableBody|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} | {{TableBody|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} | ||
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{{TableBody|February 12, 2012}} | {{TableBody|February 12, 2012}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} | {{TableBody|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | ||
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{{TableBody|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}} | {{TableBody|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TableBody|March 1994}} | {{TableBody|March 1994}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} | ||
{{TableBody|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} | {{TableBody|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} | ||
{{TableBody|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} | {{TableBody|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} | ||
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{{TableBody|October 2002}} | {{TableBody|October 2002}} | ||
{{TableBody|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | {{TableBody|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
Revision as of 18:43, February 29, 2012
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
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- 19 The Simpsons Movie
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