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| − | The following is a '''list of [[Chalkboard gag|chalkboard gags]]''' seen on '''[[The Simpsons]]'''. | |
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| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] == | + | == [[Season 1]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not waste chalk}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|3}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|4}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not burp in class}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|6}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|7}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|8}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I did not see Elvis}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|10}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|11}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|12}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|13}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7G01}} |
| | + | }} |
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| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | + | == [[Season 2]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |1 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |December 17, [[1989]] | + | {{TRsT|14|2}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]] | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}} |
| − | |2 | + | {{TRs|7F03|2}} |
| − | |January 14, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not waste chalk | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} |
| − | |[[Bart the Genius]] | + | {{TBT|15}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |3 | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} |
| − | |January 21, 1990 | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} |
| − | |I will not skateboard in the halls | + | {{TB|7F02}} |
| − | |[[Homer's Odyssey]] | + | {{TRsT|17|2}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |4 | + | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}} |
| − | |January 28, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} |
| − | |I will not burp in class | + | {{TRs|7F01|2}} |
| − | |[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]] | + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}} |
| − | |5 | + | {{TBT|18}} |
| − | |February 4, 1990 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |''no gag - shortened opening due to time'' | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} |
| − | |[[Bart the General]] | + | {{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TB|7F05}} |
| − | |6 | + | {{TBT|19}} |
| − | |February 11, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not instigate revolution | + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} |
| − | |[[Moaning Lisa]] | + | {{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|7F08}} |
| − | |7 | + | {{TBT|20}} |
| − | |February 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not draw naked ladies in class | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} |
| − | |[[Call of the Simpsons]] | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TB|7F07}} |
| − | |8 | + | {{TBT|21}} |
| − | |February 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I did not see Elvis | + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} |
| − | |[[The Telltale Head]] | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|7F06}} |
| − | |9 | + | {{TBT|22}} |
| − | |March 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |''no gag - shortened opening due to time'' | + | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} |
| − | |[[Life on the Fast Lane]] | + | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TB|7F09}} |
| − | |10 | + | {{TBT|23}} |
| − | |March 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} |
| − | |[[Homer's Night Out]] | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|7F10}} |
| − | |11 | + | {{TBT|24}} |
| − | |April 15, 1990 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |Garlic gum is not funny | + | {{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}} |
| − | |[[The Crepes of Wrath]] | + | {{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" | + | {{TB|7F11}} |
| − | |12 | + | {{TBT|25}} |
| − | |April 29, 1990 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |They are laughing at me, not with me | + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} |
| − | |[[Krusty Gets Busted]] | + | {{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" | + | {{TB|7F12}} |
| − | |13 | + | {{TBT|26}} |
| − | |May 13, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom | + | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} |
| − | |[[Some Enchanted Evening]] | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} |
| − | |} | + | {{TB|7F13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|27}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|28}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|29}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|30}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|31}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|33}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|34}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|35}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F22}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] == | + | == [[Season 3]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|36}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not a dentist}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F24}} |
| | + | {{TBT|37}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|38}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|7F23}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|39|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|8F03|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} |
| | + | {{TBT|40}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|41}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|43}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|44}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not fake rabies}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|45}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|46}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|47}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|48}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not carve gods}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|50}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not spank others}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|52}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not aim for the head}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F13}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|53|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|8F15|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} |
| | + | {{TBT|54}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|55}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|56}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Funny noises are not funny}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|57}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not spin the turtle}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|58}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not snap bras}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|59}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not fake seizures}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|8F23}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 4]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |14 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |October 11, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TBT|60}} |
| − | |I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')'' | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart Gets an F]] | + | {{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} |
| − | |15 | + | {{TB|8F24}} |
| − | |October 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TBT|61}} |
| − | |Tar is not a plaything | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Simpson and Delilah]] | + | {{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} |
| − | |16 | + | {{TB|8F18}} |
| − | |October 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TBT|62}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror]] | + | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| + | ''(Done as a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}} |
| − | |17 | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} |
| − | |November 1, 1990 | + | {{TB|9F01}} |
| − | |I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") | + | {{TBT|63}} |
| − | |[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TB|I will not prescribe medication}} |
| − | |18 | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}} |
| − | |November 8, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|9F02}} |
| − | |I will not trade pants with others | + | {{TRsT|65|2}} |
| − | |[[Dancin' Homer]] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} |
| − | |19 | + | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} |
| − | |November 15, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TRs|9F03|2}} |
| − | |I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) '' | + | {{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Dead Putting Society]] | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|66}} |
| − | |20
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |November 22, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
| + | {{TB|I will not teach others to fly}} |
| − | |I will not do that thing with my tongue | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} |
| − | |[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]] | + | {{TB|9F05}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|67}} |
| − | |21 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |December 6, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}} |
| − | |I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December) | + | {{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} |
| − | |[[Bart the Daredevil]] | + | {{TB|9F06}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|68}} |
| − | |22 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |December 20, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990] | + | {{TB|A burp is not an answer}} |
| − | |I will not pledge allegiance to Bart | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} |
| − | |[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]] | + | {{TB|9F07}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|69}} |
| − | |23 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |January 10, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|Teacher is not a leper}} |
| − | |I will not sell school property | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} |
| − | |[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]] | + | {{TB|9F08}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|70}} |
| − | |24 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |January 24, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}} |
| − | |I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)'' | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} |
| − | |[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]] | + | {{TB|9F09}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|71}} |
| − | |25 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |January 31, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will not eat things for money}} |
| − | |I will not get very far with this attitude | + | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} |
| − | |[[The Way We Was]] | + | {{TB|9F10}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|72}} |
| − | |26 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |February 7, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}} |
| − | |I will not make flatulent noises in class | + | {{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} |
| − | |[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]] | + | {{TB|9F11}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|73}} |
| − | |27 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |February 14, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} |
| − | |I will not belch the national anthem | + | {{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} |
| − | |[[Principal Charming]] | + | {{TB|9F12}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|74}} |
| − | |28 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} |
| − | |I will not sell land in [http:///index.php?title=Florida&action=edit&redlink=1 Florida] | + | {{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} |
| − | |[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]] | + | {{TB|9F13}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|75}} |
| − | |29 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |March 7, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}} |
| − | |I will not sell school property | + | {{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}} |
| − | |[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]] | + | {{TB|9F14}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|76}} |
| − | |30 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |March 28, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} |
| − | |I will not grease the monkey bars | + | {{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} |
| − | |[[Old Money]] | + | {{TB|9F15}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|77}} |
| − | |31 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |April 11, 1991 | + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} |
| − | |I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment | + | {{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} |
| − | |[[Brush with Greatness]] | + | {{TB|9F17}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|78}} |
| − | |32 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |April 25, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|"[[The Front]]"}} |
| − | |[[Lisa's Substitute]] | + | {{TB|9F16}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|79}} |
| − | |33 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |May 2, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} |
| − | |I will not do anything bad ever again | + | {{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} |
| − | |[[The War of the Simpsons]] | + | {{TB|9F18}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EFF8F7" | + | {{TBT|80}} |
| − | |34 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |May 9, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} |
| − | |I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)'' | + | {{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} |
| − | |[[Three Men and a Comic Book]] | + | {{TB|9F20}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|81}} |
| − | |35 | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |July 11, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} |
| − | |I will not sleep through my education | + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}} |
| − | |[[Blood Feud]] | + | {{TB|9F19}} |
| − | |} | + | }} |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 5]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|82}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|9F21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|83}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|9F22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|90}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|91}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|92}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|93}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|94}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|97}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|98}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|99}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|100}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones |
| | + | ''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|101}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|102}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|103}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F20}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] == | + | == [[Season 6]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|104}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|105}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|1F17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|106}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F33}} |
| | + | {{TBT|107}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|110}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|111}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|112}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|113}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|114}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|115}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|116}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|117}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|118}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|119}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|120}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will remember to take my medication}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|122}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|123}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|124}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|125}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F32}} |
| | + | {{TBT|126}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|127}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|128}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|2F16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 7]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |36
| + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_19&action=edit&redlink=1 September 19], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|129}} |
| − | |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Dentist&action=edit&redlink=1 dentist]
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Stark Raving Dad]] | + | {{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} |
| − | |37 | + | {{TB|2F20}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TBT|130}} |
| − | |Spitwads are not [http:///index.php?title=Free_speech&action=edit&redlink=1 free speech] | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]] | + | {{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | + | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} |
| − | |38
| + | {{TB|2F17}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_3&action=edit&redlink=1 October 3], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TBT|131}} |
| − | |Nobody likes [http:///index.php?title=Sunburn&action=edit&redlink=1 sunburn] slappers
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[When Flanders Failed]] | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} |
| − | |39
| + | {{TB|3F01}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_10&action=edit&redlink=1 October 10], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|132}} |
| − | |High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart the Murderer]]
| + | {{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} |
| − | |40
| + | {{TB|3F02}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_17&action=edit&redlink=1 October 17], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|133}} |
| − | |I will not squeak [http:///index.php?title=Chalk&action=edit&redlink=1 chalk]''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer Defined]]
| + | {{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} |
| − | |41 | + | {{TB|3F03}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TBT|135}} |
| − | |I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Like Father, Like Clown]] | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | + | {{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} |
| − | |42
| + | {{TB|3F05}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|137}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror II]]
| + | {{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} |
| − | |43 | + | {{TB|3F08}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_7&action=edit&redlink=1 November 7], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|138}} |
| − | |"Bart Bucks" are not [http:///index.php?title=Legal_tender&action=edit&redlink=1 legal tender]
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Lisa's Pony]]
| + | {{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} |
| − | |44 | + | {{TB|3F31}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | + | {{TBT|139}} |
| − | |I will not fake [http:///index.php?title=Rabies&action=edit&redlink=1 rabies]
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Saturdays of Thunder]] | + | {{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} |
| − | |45
| + | {{TB|3F07}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | {{TBT|140}} |
| − | |Underwear should be worn on the inside
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Flaming Moe's]]
| + | {{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
| + | {{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}} |
| − | |46
| + | {{TB|3F10}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_5&action=edit&redlink=1 December 5], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
| + | }} |
| − | |The Christmas Pageant does not stink
| |
| − | |[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |47 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_26&action=edit&redlink=1 December 26], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991] | |
| − | |I will not torment the emotionally frail | |
| − | |[[I Married Marge]]
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| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
| |
| − | |48
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
| |
| − | |I will not carve [http:///index.php?title=Deity&action=edit&redlink=1 gods] | |
| − | |[[Radio Bart]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |49 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Lisa the Greek]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | |
| − | |50 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_6&action=edit&redlink=1 February 6], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | |
| − | |I will not spank others | |
| − | |[[Homer Alone]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |51 | |
| − | |[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Bart the Lover]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | |
| − | |52 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Beanball&action=edit&redlink=1 aim for the head]''(In this episode, a major character was [http:///index.php?title=Hit_by_pitch&action=edit&redlink=1 hit in the head by a pitch] during a baseball game.)'' | |
| − | |[[Homer at the Bat]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |53 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Vomiting&action=edit&redlink=1 barf] unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')'' | |
| − | |[[Separate Vocations]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
| |
| − | |54
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
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| − | |I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
| |
| − | |[[Dog of Death]]
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| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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| − | |55 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
| |
| − | |I will not conduct my own [http:///index.php?title=Fire_drill&action=edit&redlink=1 fire drills] | |
| − | |[[Colonel Homer]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
| |
| − | |56
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_9&action=edit&redlink=1 April 9], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
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| − | |Funny noises are not funny
| |
| − | |[[Black Widower]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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| − | |57
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
| |
| − | |I will not spin the [http:///index.php?title=Turtle&action=edit&redlink=1 turtle] | |
| − | |[[The Otto Show]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #F7F0F5" | |
| − | |58
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_7&action=edit&redlink=1 May 7], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
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| − | |I will not snap [http:///index.php?title=Brassiere&action=edit&redlink=1 bras]
| |
| − | |[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |59 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=August_27&action=edit&redlink=1 August 27], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
| |
| − | |I will not fake [http:///index.php?title=Seizure&action=edit&redlink=1 seizures]
| |
| − | |[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 8]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Thumbnail}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|155}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|3F23}} |
| | + | {{TBT|156}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|4F03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|160}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|4F01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|163}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The truth is not out there}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|3G01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|164}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|4F08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|166}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|3G03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|173}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|4F16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] == | + | == [[Season 9]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Thumbnail}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|181}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|3G02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|183}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|184}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|186}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not tease Fatty}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|187}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|188}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|191}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F23}} |
| | + | {{TBT|193}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|194}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|196}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I was not told to do this}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|197}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|3G04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|198}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|200}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|202}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|203}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|5F18}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 10]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |60 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|205}} |
| − | |This punishment is not boring and pointless | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Kamp Krusty]] | + | {{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} |
| − | |61 | + | {{TB|5F21}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_01&action=edit&redlink=1 October 01], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|207}} |
| − | |My name is not "[http:///index.php?title=Jack_Kevorkian&action=edit&redlink=1 Dr. Death]" | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[A Streetcar Named Marge]] | + | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} |
| − | |62 | + | {{TB|AABF01}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_08&action=edit&redlink=1 October 08], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|208}} |
| − | |I will not defame [http:///index.php?title=New_Orleans&action=edit&redlink=1 New Orleans]''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)'' | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer the Heretic]] | + | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}} |
| − | |63 | + | {{TB|5F19}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_15&action=edit&redlink=1 October 15], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|209}} |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Prescribe&action=edit&redlink=1 prescribe][http:///index.php?title=Medication&action=edit&redlink=1 medication] | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]] | + | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}} |
| − | |64 | + | {{TB|AABF02}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_29&action=edit&redlink=1 October 29], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
| + | {{TBT|210}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror III]]
| + | {{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} |
| − | |65 | + | {{TB|AABF03}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|211}} |
| − | |I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")'' | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[:Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]] | + | {{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} |
| − | |66 | + | {{TB|AABF04}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|212}} |
| − | |I will not teach others to fly | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Marge Gets a Job]] | + | {{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} |
| − | |67 | + | {{TB|AABF05}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|213}} |
| − | |I will not bring [http:///index.php?title=Sheep&action=edit&redlink=1 sheep] to class | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[New Kid on the Block]] | + | {{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} |
| − | |68 | + | {{TB|AABF06}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|214}} |
| − | |A burp is not an answer | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Mr. Plow]] | + | {{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} |
| − | |69 | + | {{TB|AABF07}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|215}} |
| − | |Teacher is not a [http:///index.php?title=Leprosy&action=edit&redlink=1 leper] | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Lisa's First Word]] | + | {{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} |
| − | |70 | + | {{TB|AABF08}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] | + | {{TBT|216}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 Coffee] is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)'' | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer's Triple Bypass]] | + | {{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} |
| − | |71 | + | {{TB|AABF09}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|217}} |
| − | |I will not eat things for money | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Marge vs. the Monorail]] | + | {{TB|Hillbillies are people too}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} |
| − | |72 | + | {{TB|AABF11}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_21&action=edit&redlink=1 January 21], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|218}} |
| − | |I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Selma's Choice]] | + | {{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} |
| − | |73 | + | {{TB|AABF10}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|219}} |
| − | |The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s [http:///index.php?title=Toupee&action=edit&redlink=1 toupée] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Frisbee&action=edit&redlink=1 frisbee] | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Brother from the Same Planet]] | + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} |
| − | |74 | + | {{TB|AABF12}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|220}} |
| − | |I will not call the principal "spud head" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[I Love Lisa]] | + | {{TB|It does not suck to be you}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}} |
| − | |75 | + | {{TB|AABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TRsT|221|2}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Goldfish&action=edit&redlink=1 Goldfish] don't bounce | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Duffless]] | + | {{TB|I cannot absolve sins}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} |
| − | |76 | + | {{TRs|AABF14|2}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |Mud is not one of the 4 [http:///index.php?title=Food_guide_pyramid&action=edit&redlink=1 food groups] | + | {{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)}} |
| − | |[[Last Exit to Springfield]] | + | {{TBT|222}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |77 | + | {{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} |
| − | |No one is interested in my [http:///index.php?title=Underpants&action=edit&redlink=1 underpants] | + | {{TB|AABF15}} |
| − | |[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]] | + | {{TBT|223}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |78 | + | {{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_15&action=edit&redlink=1 April 15], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} |
| − | |I will not sell [http:///index.php?title=Patent_medicine&action=edit&redlink=1 miracle cures] | + | {{TB|AABF16}} |
| − | |[[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]] | + | {{TBT|224}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |79 | + | {{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} |
| − | |I will return the [http:///index.php?title=Guide_dog&action=edit&redlink=1 seeing-eye dog] | + | {{TB|AABF17}} |
| − | |[[Whacking Day]] | + | {{TBT|225}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |80 | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} |
| − | |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] | + | {{TB|AABF18}} |
| − | |[[Marge in Chains]] | + | {{TBT|226}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |81 | + | {{TB|I'm so very tired}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}} |
| − | |I will not charge admission to the bathroom | + | {{TB|AABF20}} |
| − | |[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]] | + | }} |
| − | |} | |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 11]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|227}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|AABF23}} |
| | + | {{TBT|228}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Pork is not a verb}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|AABF22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|229}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not the last Don}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|AABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|231}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|AABF19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|232}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|233}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|234}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I can't see dead people}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF05}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|235|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|BABF07|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}} |
| | + | {{TBT|236}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|237}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will stop phoning it in}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|238}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|239}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|240}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My suspension was not mutual}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|241}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|A belch is not an oral report}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|242}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|243}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|244}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|245}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|246}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|247}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|248}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF19}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] == | + | == [[Season 12]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|250}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|251}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|252}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|253}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|254}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|255}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF03}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|256|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|CABF06|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} |
| | + | {{TBT|257}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|BABF22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|258}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|259}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|260}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|261}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|262}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|263}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|264}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|265}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|266}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|267}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|268}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|269}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|CABF17}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 13]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |82
| + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
| + | {{TBT|271}} |
| − | |I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'') | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]] | + | {{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} |
| − | |83 | + | {{TB|CABF22}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_07&action=edit&redlink=1 October 07], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|272}} |
| − | |The cafeteria [http:///index.php?title=Deep_frying&action=edit&redlink=1 deep fryer] is not a toy | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Cape Feare]] | + | {{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} |
| − | |84
| + | {{TB|CABF20}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|273}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer Goes to College]] | + | {{TB|Fun does not have a size}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} |
| − | |85
| + | {{TB|CABF18}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_21&action=edit&redlink=1 October 21], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
| + | {{TBT|274}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]] | + | {{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | + | {{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} |
| − | |86 | + | {{TB|CABF21}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_28&action=edit&redlink=1 October 28], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|275}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror IV]] | + | {{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} |
| − | |87 | + | {{TB|DABF02}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_04&action=edit&redlink=1 November 04], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
| + | {{TBT|279}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Marge on the Lam]]
| + | {{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | + | {{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} |
| − | |88 | + | {{TB|DABF04}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|280}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart's Inner Child]]
| + | {{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} |
| − | |89
| + | {{TB|DABF06}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|281}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
| + | {{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | + | {{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} |
| − | |90 | + | {{TB|DABF07}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_09&action=edit&redlink=1 December 09], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993] | + | {{TBT|283}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=All_work_and_no_play_makes_Jack_a_dull_boy&action=edit&redlink=1 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy]
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Last Temptation of Homer]] | + | {{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} |
| − | |91 | + | {{TB|DABF08}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
| + | {{TBT|288}} |
| − | |I will not say "[[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]" just to get applause
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]] | + | {{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} |
| − | |92 | + | {{TB|DABF14}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_06&action=edit&redlink=1 January 06], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | + | }} |
| − | |I am not authorized to fire [http:///index.php?title=Substitute_teacher&action=edit&redlink=1 substitute teachers] | |
| − | |[[Homer the Vigilante]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |93 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_03&action=edit&redlink=1 February 03], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |My homework was not stolen by [http:///index.php?title=The_Fugitive_(1993_film)&action=edit&redlink=1 a one-armed man]
| |
| − | |[[Bart Gets Famous]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
| |
| − | |94
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_10&action=edit&redlink=1 February 10], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |I will not go near the [http:///index.php?title=Kindergarten&action=edit&redlink=1 kindergarten] turtle | |
| − | |[[Homer and Apu]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |95
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |
| − | |96 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_24&action=edit&redlink=1 February 24], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Deep Space Homer]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |97
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_17&action=edit&redlink=1 March 17], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
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| − | |I am not delightfully saucy
| |
| − | |[[Homer Loves Flanders]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |
| − | |98 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_31&action=edit&redlink=1 March 31], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 Organ transplants] are best left to the professionals
| |
| − | |[[Bart Gets an Elephant]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |99
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_14&action=edit&redlink=1 April 14], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |The [http:///index.php?title=Pledge_of_Allegiance&action=edit&redlink=1 Pledge of Allegiance] does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"
| |
| − | |[[Burns' Heir]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
| |
| − | |100 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_28&action=edit&redlink=1 April 28], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |I will not celebrate meaningless [http:///index.php?title=Milestone&action=edit&redlink=1 milestones]''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])'' | |
| − | |[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |101 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_05&action=edit&redlink=1 May 05], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |There are plenty of businesses like [http:///index.php?title=There%27s_No_Business_Like_Show_Business_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 show business] | |
| − | |[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
| |
| − | |102
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_12&action=edit&redlink=1 May 12], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |I will not re-transmit without the express permission of [http:///index.php?title=Major_League_Baseball&action=edit&redlink=1 Major League Baseball] | |
| − | |[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |103 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |Five days is not too long to [http:///index.php?title=Gun_politics_in_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 wait for a gun]
| |
| − | |[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]
| |
| − | |}
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| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 14]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|294}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Fish do not like coffee}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|DABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|296}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|DABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|300}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|EABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|301}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|EABF06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|302}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|EABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|310}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|EABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|312}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|EABF16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] == | + | == [[Season 15]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|319}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|FABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|327}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|FABF08}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 16]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |104
| + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_04&action=edit&redlink=1 September 04], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| + | {{TBT|339}} |
| − | |Beans are neither [http:///index.php?title=Beans,_Beans,_the_Musical_Fruit&action=edit&redlink=1 a fruit nor musical] (This takes us back to "Whacking Day")
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart of Darkness]]
| + | {{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} |
| − | |105
| + | {{TB|FABF22}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| + | {{TBT|346}} |
| − | |No one is interested in my [http:///index.php?title=Underpants&action=edit&redlink=1 underpants]
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Lisa's Rival]] | + | {{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | + | {{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} |
| − | |106 | + | {{TB|GABF05}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | + | {{TBT|355}} |
| − | |I will not use [http:///index.php?title=Abbreviation&action=edit&redlink=1 abbrev.] | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]] | + | {{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} |
| − | |107 | + | {{TB|GABF15}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_02&action=edit&redlink=1 October 02], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | + | }} |
| − | |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Reincarnation&action=edit&redlink=1 reincarnation] of [http:///index.php?title=Sammy_Davis,_Jr.&action=edit&redlink=1 Sammy Davis Jr.] | |
| − | |[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |
| − | |108
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_09&action=edit&redlink=1 October 09], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |109
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_30&action=edit&redlink=1 October 30], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror V]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |110
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |I will not send [http:///index.php?title=Lard&action=edit&redlink=1 lard] through the mail
| |
| − | |[[Bart's Girlfriend]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |111
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Dissection&action=edit&redlink=1 dissect] things unless instructed
| |
| − | |[[Lisa on Ice]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |112
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Whittling&action=edit&redlink=1 whittle] hall passes out of soap
| |
| − | |[[Homer Badman]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |113
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_04&action=edit&redlink=1 December 04], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
| |
| − | |My homework was not stolen by a [http:///index.php?title=The_Fugitive_(1993_film)&action=edit&redlink=1 one-armed man]''(this is from 1F11)''
| |
| − | |[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |114 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994] | |
| − | |[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "[http:///index.php?title=Morphing&action=edit&redlink=1 morph]" if you squeeze him hard enough | |
| − | |[[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons)|Fear of Flying]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |115
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the [http:///index.php?title=Principal_(school)&action=edit&redlink=1 principal]
| |
| − | |[[Homer the Great]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |116
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_22&action=edit&redlink=1 January 22], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |'Bagman' is not a legitimate [http:///index.php?title=Career&action=edit&redlink=1 career] choice
| |
| − | |[[And Maggie Makes Three]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
| − | |117
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_05&action=edit&redlink=1 February 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Cursive&action=edit&redlink=1 Cursive writing] does not mean what I [http:///index.php?title=Profanity&action=edit&redlink=1 think it does]
| |
| − | |[[Bart's Comet]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |118 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_12&action=edit&redlink=1 February 12], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |Next time it could be me on the [http:///index.php?title=Scaffolding&action=edit&redlink=1 scaffolding] | |
| − | |[[Homie the Clown]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |119
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_19&action=edit&redlink=1 February 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995] | |
| − | |I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person | |
| − | |[[Bart vs. Australia]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |120
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I will remember to take my [http:///index.php?title=Medication&action=edit&redlink=1 medication]
| |
| − | |[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |121
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_05&action=edit&redlink=1 March 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[A Star Is Burns]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |122
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I will not strut around like I own the place
| |
| − | |[[Lisa's Wedding]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |123
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |The [http:///index.php?title=Good_Humor&action=edit&redlink=1 Good Humor] man can only be pushed so far
| |
| − | |[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |124
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_16&action=edit&redlink=1 April 16], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Power_of_attorney&action=edit&redlink=1 power of attorney] over [http:///index.php?title=First_grade&action=edit&redlink=1 first graders]
| |
| − | |[[The PTA Disbands]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |125
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Nerve_agent&action=edit&redlink=1 Nerve gas] is not a toy
| |
| − | |[['Round Springfield]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |
| − | |126
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
| |
| − | |[[The Springfield Connection]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |127 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |The [http:///index.php?title=First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution&action=edit&redlink=1 First Amendment] does not cover burping
| |
| − | |[[Lemon of Troy]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
| |
| − | |128
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
| |
| − | |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 17]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|357}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|GABF18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|366}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|367}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF04}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|371|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife promo 3.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|HABF08|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} |
| | + | {{TBT|372}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|376}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|377}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|378}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] == | + | == [[Season 18]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|381}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|383}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|HABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|387}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|390}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Little Big Girl]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|394}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|397}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF13}} |
| | + | {{TBT|398}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF12}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|Airdate|width=110px}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| + | {{TBT|July 27, 2007}} |
| − | |129
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| + | {{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}} |
| − | |I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
| + | }} |
| − | |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |130
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
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| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Bewitched&action=edit&redlink=1 Bewitched]" does not promote [http:///index.php?title=Satanism&action=edit&redlink=1 Satanism]
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| − | |[[Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)|Radioactive Man]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
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| − | |131
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_01&action=edit&redlink=1 October 01], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
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| − | |No one wants to hear from my armpits
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| − | |[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |132
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_08&action=edit&redlink=1 October 08], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
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| − | |I am not a lean mean [http:///index.php?title=Spit&action=edit&redlink=1 spitting] machine
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| − | |[[Bart Sells His Soul]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
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| − | |133
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_15&action=edit&redlink=1 October 15], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
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| − | |The [http:///index.php?title=Bathroom&action=edit&redlink=1 boys' room] is not a water park
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| − | |[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |134
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_29&action=edit&redlink=1 October 29], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
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| − | |135
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=List_of_school_pranks&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage | |
| − | |[[King-Size Homer]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |136 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Mother Simpson]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |137
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995] | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Wedgie&action=edit&redlink=1 Wedgies] are unhealthy for children and other living things | |
| − | |[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |138
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a [http:///index.php?title=Clip_show&action=edit&redlink=1 clip show])''
| |
| − | |[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |139
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
| |
| − | |I will stop talking about the [http:///index.php?title=Off-color_humor&action=edit&redlink=1 twelve inch pianist] | |
| − | |[[Marge Be Not Proud]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |140
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |I am not certified to remove [http:///index.php?title=Asbestos&action=edit&redlink=1 asbestos]
| |
| − | |[[Team Homer]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |141
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Two Bad Neighbors]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |142
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |143
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Bart the Fink]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |144
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |145
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Homer the Smithers]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |146
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_17&action=edit&redlink=1 March 17], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Day the Violence Died]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |147
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_24&action=edit&redlink=1 March 24], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[A Fish Called Selma]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |148
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_31&action=edit&redlink=1 March 31], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Bart on the Road]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |149
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_14&action=edit&redlink=1 April 14], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |150
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_28&action=edit&redlink=1 April 28], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |151
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_05&action=edit&redlink=1 May 05], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Much Apu About Nothing]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |152
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Homerpalooza]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
| |
| − | |153
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 19]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|401}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|402}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|404}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|406}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|407}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|JABF17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|409}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|410}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|413}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF06}} |
| | + | {{TBT|417}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|419}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF12}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] == | + | == [[Season 20]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|422}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Teacher's diet is working}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF15}} |
| | + | {{TBT|423}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|425}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|427}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|428}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|429}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|KABF22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|430}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please promo.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent |
| | + | ''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|431}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|432}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|434}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|435}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|437}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|438}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|441}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|LABF12}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|width="100%" class="wikitable"
| + | ==[[Season 21]]== |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|[[Chalkboard gag]]
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |154 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_27&action=edit&redlink=1 October 27], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|442}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror VII]] | + | {{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} |
| − | |155 | + | {{TB|LABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|443}} |
| − | |I did not [http:///index.php?title=All_I_Really_Need_to_Know_I_Learned_in_Kindergarten&action=edit&redlink=1 learn everything I need to know from kindergarten] | + | {{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[You Only Move Twice]] | + | {{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}} |
| − | |156 | + | {{TB|LABF15}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|444}} |
| − | |I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]] | + | {{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Homer They Fall]] | + | {{TB|I am not allergic to long division}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} |
| − | |157 | + | {{TB|LABF16}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|446}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Burns, Baby Burns]] | + | {{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} |
| − | |158 | + | {{TB|LABF17}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|447}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart After Dark]] | + | {{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} |
| − | |159 | + | {{TB|LABF18}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|448}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[A Milhouse Divided]] | + | {{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} |
| − | |160 | + | {{TB|LABF19}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|451}} |
| − | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")''''' | + | {{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Lisa's Date with Density]] | + | {{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} |
| − | |161 | + | {{TB|LABF20}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_29&action=edit&redlink=1 December 29], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996] | + | {{TBT|456}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Hurricane Neddy]] | + | {{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} |
| − | |162 | + | {{TB|MABF07}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | + | {{TBT|458}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]] | + | {{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} |
| − | |163 | + | {{TB|MABF08}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | + | {{TBT|459}} |
| − | |The truth is [http:///index.php?title=The_X-Files&action=edit&redlink=1 not out there]''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''[http:///index.php?title=X-Files&action=edit&redlink=1 X-Files]'' parody episode)'' | + | {{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Springfield Files]]
| + | {{TB|This counts as gym and art class}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
| + | {{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} |
| − | |164 | + | {{TB|MABF09}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_19&action=edit&redlink=1 January 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | + | {{TBT|460}} |
| − | |I am not licensed to do anything (referencing [http:///index.php?title=Licence_to_Kill&action=edit&redlink=1 a James Bond movie]) | + | {{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]][[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]] | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}} |
| − | |165 | + | {{TB|MABF14}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | + | {{TBT|462}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Mountain of Madness]] | + | {{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} |
| − | |166 | + | {{TB|MABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | + | {{TBT|463}} |
| − | |I will not hide the teacher's [http:///index.php?title=Fluoxetine&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozac] | + | {{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]] | + | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} |
| − | |167 | + | {{TB|MABF11}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
| + | {{TBT|464}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
| + | {{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
| + | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} |
| − | |168
| + | {{TB|MABF15}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
| + | }} |
| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Homer's Phobia]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_23&action=edit&redlink=1 February 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Brother from Another Series]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[My Sister, My Sitter]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_06&action=edit&redlink=1 April 06], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Grade School Confidential]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |A [http:///index.php?title=Fire_drill&action=edit&redlink=1 fire drill] does not demand a fire
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| − | |[[The Canine Mutiny]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_20&action=edit&redlink=1 April 20], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[In Marge We Trust]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Homer's Enemy]]
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| − | |177
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]
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| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==
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| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|#
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| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Airdate
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_21&action=edit&redlink=1 September 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Principal and the Pauper]]
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| − | |181
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |I no longer want my [http:///index.php?title=MTV&action=edit&redlink=1 MTV]''(reference to the lyrics of the [http:///index.php?title=Dire_Straits&action=edit&redlink=1 Dire Straits] song [http:///index.php?title=Money_for_Nothing_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 Money for Nothing], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''
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| − | |[[Lisa's Sax]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |182
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_26&action=edit&redlink=1 October 26], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]
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| − | |183
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |Everyone is tired of that [http:///index.php?title=Richard_Gere&action=edit&redlink=1 Richard Gere][http:///index.php?title=Urban_legend&action=edit&redlink=1 story]
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| − | |[[The Cartridge Family]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |184
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |I did not invent [http:///index.php?title=Irish_dancing&action=edit&redlink=1 Irish dancing]
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| − | |[[Bart Star]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |185
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |186
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |I will not tease Fatty
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| − | |[[Lisa the Skeptic]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |187
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |There was no [http:///index.php?title=Roman_mythology&action=edit&redlink=1 Roman god] named "Fartacus"
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| − | |[[Realty Bites]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |188
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_21&action=edit&redlink=1 December 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rudolph]'s red nose is not alcohol-related
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| − | |[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |189
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[All Singing, All Dancing]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |190
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Bart Carny]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |191
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |Shooting [http:///index.php?title=Paintball&action=edit&redlink=1 paintballs] is not an art form
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| − | |[[The Joy of Sect]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |192
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Das Bus]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |193
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)
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| − | |[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |194
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_01&action=edit&redlink=1 March 01], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Silly_string&action=edit&redlink=1 Silly string] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Nasal_spray&action=edit&redlink=1 nasal spray]
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| − | |[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |195
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_08&action=edit&redlink=1 March 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Lisa the Simpson]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |196
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_22&action=edit&redlink=1 March 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I was told not to do this
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| − | |[[This Little Wiggy]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |197
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_29&action=edit&redlink=1 March 29], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |My butt does not deserve a [http:///index.php?title=Website&action=edit&redlink=1 website]
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| − | |[[Simpson Tide]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |198
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_05&action=edit&redlink=1 April 05], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''
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| − | |[[The Trouble With Trillions]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |199
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_19&action=edit&redlink=1 April 19], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Girly Edition]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |200
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_26&action=edit&redlink=1 April 26], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''
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| − | |[[Trash of the Titans]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_03&action=edit&redlink=1 May 03], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]
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| − | |202
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_10&action=edit&redlink=1 May 10], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I am not the new [http:///index.php?title=Dalai_Lama&action=edit&redlink=1 Dalai Lama]
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| − | |[[Lost Our Lisa]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
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| − | |203
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_17&action=edit&redlink=1 May 17], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I was not the inspiration for "[http:///index.php?title=Cosmo_Kramer&action=edit&redlink=1 Kramer]" ''(This episode aired three days after [http:///index.php?title=The_Finale_(Seinfeld_episode)&action=edit&redlink=1 the last episode] of "[http:///index.php?title=Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Seinfeld]".)''
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| − | |[[Natural Born Kissers]]
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| − | |}
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| − | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==
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| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #bca56a"|#
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=August_23&action=edit&redlink=1 August 23], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Lard of the Dance]]
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| − | |205
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_20&action=edit&redlink=1 September 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&action=edit&redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]
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| − | |[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
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| − | |206
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_27&action=edit&redlink=1 September 27], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Bart the Mother]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |207
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_25&action=edit&redlink=1 October 25], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''
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| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
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| − | |208
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_08&action=edit&redlink=1 November 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |"butt.com" is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&action=edit&redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''
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| − | |[[When You Dish upon a Star]]
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| − | |209
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_15&action=edit&redlink=1 November 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&action=edit&redlink=1 definition of "is"] is
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| − | |[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_22&action=edit&redlink=1 November 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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| − | |I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&action=edit&redlink=1 ice cream]
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| − | |[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]
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| − | |[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&action=edit&redlink=1 got back]"
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| − | |[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]
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| − | |I will not do "[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 the dirty bird]" ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&action=edit&redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''
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| − | |[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]
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| − | |No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&action=edit&redlink=1 sciatica]
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| − | |[[Homer to the Max]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&action=edit&redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too
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| − | |[[I'm with Cupid]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&action=edit&redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste
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| − | |[[:Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]
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| − | |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)
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| − | |[[Make Room for Lisa]]
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| − | |It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)
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| − | |[[Maximum Homerdrive]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_04&action=edit&redlink=1 April 04], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&action=edit&redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''
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| − | |[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_11&action=edit&redlink=1 April 11], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |A trained ape could not teach gym
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| − | |[[Mom and Pop Art]]
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| − | |Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&action=edit&redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help
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| − | |[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]
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| − | |I have neither been there nor done that
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| − | |[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]
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| − | |No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)
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| − | |[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]
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| − | |I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''
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| − | |Fridays are not "[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&action=edit&redlink=1 pants optional]" ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&action=edit&redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''
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| − | |[[Beyond Blunderdome]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Pork&action=edit&redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&action=edit&redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")''
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| − | |[[Brother's Little Helper]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&action=edit&redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''
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| − | |[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror X]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&action=edit&redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]
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| − | |[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&action=edit&redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''
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| − | |[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)
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| − | |[[Eight Misbehavin']]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_28&action=edit&redlink=1 November 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&action=edit&redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])
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| − | |[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_19&action=edit&redlink=1 December 19], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&action=edit&redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)
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| − | |[[Grift of the Magi]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&action=edit&redlink=1 create art from dung]
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| − | |[[Little Big Mom]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will stop phoning it in
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| − | |[[Faith Off]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |Class clown is not a paid position
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| − | |[[The Mansion Family]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&action=edit&redlink=1 scabs]
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| − | |[[Saddlesore Galactica]]
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| − | |[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&action=edit&redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual
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| − | |[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&action=edit&redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report
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| − | |[[:Missionary: Impossible]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&action=edit&redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door
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| − | |[[Pygmoelian]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&action=edit&redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge
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| − | |[[Bart to the Future]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&action=edit&redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&action=edit&redlink=1 "there"][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&action=edit&redlink=1 by an angel]
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| − | |[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&action=edit&redlink=1 scholarship]
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| − | |[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will not dance on anyone's grave
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| − | |[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I cannot hire a substitute student
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| − | |[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |"I will not obey the voices in my head"
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| − | |[[Behind the Laughter]]
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| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_01&action=edit&redlink=1 November 01], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&action=edit&redlink=1 <span style="color: green;">gore</span>]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])
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| − | |[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&action=edit&redlink=1 incontinent]
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| − | |[[Insane Clown Poppy]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)
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| − | |[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&action=edit&redlink=1 sixth Beatle]
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| − | |[[Homer vs. Dignity]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |I will only provide a urine sample when asked
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| − | |[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |The nurse is not dealing
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| − | |[[The Great Money Caper]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
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| − | |Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&action=edit&redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")''
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| − | |[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |Network TV is not dead
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| − | |[[HOMR]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not "[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&action=edit&redlink=1 let the dogs out]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''
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| − | |[[Pokey Mom]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not hide the teacher's medication
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| − | |[[Worst Episode Ever]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&action=edit&redlink=1 credit report]
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| − | |[[Tennis the Menace]]
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| − | |261
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |The hamster did not have a "full life"
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| − | |[[Day of the Jackanapes]]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&action=edit&redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&action=edit&redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''
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| − | |[[New Kids on the Blecch]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |263
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_04&action=edit&redlink=1 March 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&action=edit&redlink=1 Temptation Island]" was not a sleazy piece of crap
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| − | |[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |264
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&action=edit&redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''
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| − | |[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |265
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I will not flush evidence
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| − | |[[Simpson Safari]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |266
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |Fire is not the cleanser
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| − | |[[Trilogy of Error]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |267
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&action=edit&redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse
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| − | |[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |268
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&action=edit&redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''
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| − | |[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |269
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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| − | |I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''
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| − | |[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]
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| − | |}
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| − | | |
| − | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==
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| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 22]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |270 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |November 6, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | + | {{TBT|465}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XII]] | + | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} |
| − | |271
| + | {{TB|MABF21}} |
| − | |November 11, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
| + | {{TBT|466}} |
| − | |Nobody reads these anymore
| + | {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Parent Rap]] | + | {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} |
| − | |272 | + | {{TB|MABF17}} |
| − | |November 18, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | + | {{TBT|467}} |
| − | |A burp in a jar is not a science project
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Homer the Moe]] | + | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}} |
| − | |273 | + | {{TB|MABF18}} |
| − | |December 2, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | + | {{TBT|471}} |
| − | |Fun does not have a size | + | {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]] | + | {{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} |
| − | |274 | + | {{TB|NABF02}} |
| − | |December 9, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | + | {{TBT|473}} |
| − | |I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'') | + | {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Blunder Years]] | + | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} |
| − | |275 | + | {{TB|MABF19}} |
| − | |December 16, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | + | {{TBT|474}} |
| − | |I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]". In the UK they released "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[She of Little Faith]] | + | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} |
| − | |276 | + | {{TB|NABF03}} |
| − | |January 6, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TBT|476}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Brawl in the Family]]
| + | {{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} |
| − | |277 | + | {{TB|NABF05}} |
| − | |January 20, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TBT|477}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Sweets and Sour Marge]] | + | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} |
| − | |278
| + | {{TB|NABF06}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TBT|479}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Jaws Wired Shut]] | + | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} |
| − | |279 | + | {{TB|NABF08}} |
| − | |February 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TBT|480}} |
| − | |I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''
| + | {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Half-Decent Proposal]] | + | {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} |
| − | |280
| + | {{TB|NABF09}} |
| − | |February 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TRsT|481|2}} |
| − | |The Giving Tree is not a chump
| + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]] | + | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}} |
| − | |281 | + | {{TRs|NABF10|2}} |
| − | |February 24, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}} |
| − | |[[The Lastest Gun in the West]] | + | {{TBT|484}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |282 | + | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} |
| − | |March 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|NABF13}} |
| − | |[[The Old Man and the Key]] | + | {{TRsT|485|2}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}} |
| − | |283 | + | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} |
| − | |March 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} |
| − | |Vampire is not a career choice | + | {{TRs|NABF14|2}} |
| − | |[[Tales from the Public Domain]] | + | {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} |
| − | |284 | + | }} |
| − | |March 31, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Blame It on Lisa]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |285 | |
| − | |April 7, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |286 | |
| − | |April 21, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Gump Roast]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |287 | |
| − | |April 28, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[I Am Furious Yellow]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |288 | |
| − | |May 5, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)'' | |
| − | |[[The Sweetest Apu]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |289 | |
| − | |May 12, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |290
| |
| − | |May 19, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Frying Game]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |291 | |
| − | |May 22, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == Season 23 == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|488}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|NABF17}} |
| | + | {{TBT|490}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|NABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|494}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|495}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|NABF18}} |
| | + | {{TBT|496}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|497}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|498}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|499}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF06}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|500|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|PABF07|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|504|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}} |
| | + | {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|PABF11|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|507}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF15}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] == | + | == [[Season 24]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|509}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|512}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|513}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|514}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|PABF22}} |
| | + | {{TBT|517}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|518}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|520}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|523}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF09}} |
| | + | {{TBT|524}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|528}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|RABF12}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 25]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |292 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TBT|531}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]] | + | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} |
| − | |293 | + | {{TB|RABF20}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TBT|532}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]] | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} |
| − | |294 | + | {{TB|RABF16}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TBT|533}} |
| − | |Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 coffee]
| + | {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]] | + | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.) |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}} |
| − | |295
| + | {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TB|RABF18}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TRsT|534|2}} |
| − | |[[Large Marge]] | + | {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}} |
| − | |296 | + | {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | + | {{TRs|RABF22|2}} |
| − | |[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&action=edit&redlink=1 cootie] positive | + | {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Helter Shelter]] | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|535}} |
| − | |297
| + | {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
| + | {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} |
| − | |[[The Great Louse Detective]]
| + | {{TB|RABF19}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TBT|537}} |
| − | |298
| + | {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| + | {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} |
| − | |[[Special Edna]] | + | {{TB|SABF04}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|538}} |
| − | |299 | + | {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} |
| − | |[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]] | + | {{TB|SABF01}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TRsT|540|2}} |
| − | |300 | + | {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}} |
| − | |This school does not need a "[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&action=edit&redlink=1 regime change]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&action=edit&redlink=1 War In Iraq])'' | + | {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} |
| − | |[[Strong Arms of the Ma]] | + | {{TRs|SABF03|2}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |301
| + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|542}} |
| − | |[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&action=edit&redlink=1 contraceptive] | + | {{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Pray Anything]] | + | {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} |
| − | |302 | + | {{TB|SABF08}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|544}} |
| − | |I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)'' | + | {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Barting Over]] | + | {{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} |
| − | |303 | + | {{TB|SABF09}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TRsT|549|2}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]] | + | {{TB|'''Original/Television broadcast airing:'''April Showers Do Not Bring Matt Lauers"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}} |
| − | |304 | + | {{TRs|SABF14|2}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| + | {{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}} |
| − | |[[A Star Is Born-Again]]
| + | }} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |305 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_09&action=edit&redlink=1 March 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |306 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[C.E. D'oh]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |307
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |308
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Three Gays of the Condo]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |309
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |310 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] launcher | |
| − | |[[Old Yeller Belly]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |311 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Brake My Wife, Please]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |312 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&action=edit&redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&action=edit&redlink=1 sand] | |
| − | |[[Bart of War]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |313
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Moe Baby Blues]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 26]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|553}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|SABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|561}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|TABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|563}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|TABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|566}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Pixel art is not real art}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|TABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|571}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|TABF12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|574}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fight the future}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|TABF16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] == | + | == [[Season 27]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|587}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|591}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF10}} |
| | + | {{TBT|592}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|593}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|594}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|596}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|VABF15}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 28]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |314 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|597}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]
| + | {{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}} |
| − | |315
| + | {{TB|VABF20}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|598}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[My Mother the Carjacker]]
| + | {{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}} |
| − | |316 | + | {{TB|VABF18}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|601}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The President Wore Pearls]] | + | {{TB|The first episode of the second 600}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}} |
| − | |317
| + | {{TB|VABF21}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TBT|603}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Regina Monologues]]
| + | {{TB|Being right sucks |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | ''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}} |
| − | |318 | + | {{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TB|VABF19}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TBT|604}} |
| − | |[[The Fat and the Furriest]]
| + | {{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}} |
| − | |319
| + | {{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
| + | {{TB|WABF01}} |
| − | |Over forty & single is not funny
| + | {{TBT|610}} |
| − | |[[Today I Am a Clown]]
| + | {{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}} |
| − | |320 | + | {{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_14&action=edit&redlink=1 December 14], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] | + | {{TB|WABF07}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TBT|612}} |
| − | |[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]
| + | {{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}} |
| − | |321
| + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | {{TB|WABF09}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TRsT|614|3}} |
| − | |[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]
| + | {{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}} |
| − | |322
| + | {{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | {{TRs|WABF11|3}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]] | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |323 | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | + | {{TBT|616}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]] | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}} |
| − | |324 | + | {{TB|WABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | + | {{TBT|618}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Margical History Tour]]
| + | {{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}} |
| − | |325
| + | {{TB|WABF15}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | }} |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |326 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Smart and Smarter]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |327 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_14&action=edit&redlink=1 March 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | |
| − | |I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be
| |
| − | |[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |328 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_21&action=edit&redlink=1 March 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Co-Dependent's Day]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |329 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[The Wandering Juvie]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |330
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_18&action=edit&redlink=1 April 18], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |331 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&action=edit&redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |332
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Simple Simpson]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |333
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Way We Weren't]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |334 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |335
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_23&action=edit&redlink=1 May 23], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
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| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Fraudcast News]] | |
| − | |} | |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 29]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|621}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|WABF16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|623}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|WABF19}} |
| | + | {{TBT|624}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|WABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|625}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|We do not live in our own pee}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|WABF21}} |
| | + | {{TBT|627}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|629}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF04}} |
| | + | {{TBT|632}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|633}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|635}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF11}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] == | + | == [[Season 30]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|645}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (on the street):'''<br> I will not order pregnant rats}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|XABF20}} |
| | + | {{TBT|648}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|649}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is my dad}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF02}} |
| | + | {{TBT|650}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF03}} |
| | + | {{TBT|654}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF07}} |
| | + | {{TBT|655}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF08}} |
| | + | {{TBT|658}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not a grandmother}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|659}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF12}} |
| | + | {{TBT|660}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF14}} |
| | + | {{TBT|662}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''In-episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by [[Marge]])}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|YABF16}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == [[Season 31]] == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | |336 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | {{TBT|668}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XV]] | + | {{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}} |
| − | |337
| + | {{TB|ZABF02}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | {{TBT|671}} |
| − | |''no gag'' | + | {{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[All's Fair in Oven War]] | + | {{TB|[[Todd]] writes "Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools" with two hands.}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}} |
| − | |338 | + | {{TB|ZABF04}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | + | {{TBT|673}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]
| + | {{TB|Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}} |
| − | |339
| + | {{TB|ZABF05}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_05&action=edit&redlink=1 December 05], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] | + | {{TBT|678}} |
| − | |Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&action=edit&redlink=1 raccoon] is not research
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[She Used to Be My Girl]]
| + | {{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}} |
| − | |340
| + | {{TB|ZABF11}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_12&action=edit&redlink=1 December 12], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
| + | {{TBT|680}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]] | + | {{TB|"School Online", written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}} |
| − | |341
| + | {{TB|YABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| + | {{TBT|681}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABf12 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Midnight Rx]]
| + | {{TB|[[Homer]] writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with [[Bart]] watching}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}} |
| − | |342 | + | {{TB|ZABF12}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_30&action=edit&redlink=1 January 30], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | + | {{TBT|682}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Mommie Beerest]] | + | {{TB|I will stop reminding [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] I have a later bedtime than he does}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}} |
| − | |343
| + | {{TB|ZABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| + | }} |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |344 | |
| − | |[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Pranksta Rap]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |345
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[There's Something About Marrying]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |346
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_06&action=edit&redlink=1 March 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&action=edit&redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk
| |
| − | |[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |347 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_13&action=edit&redlink=1 March 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |348
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_20&action=edit&redlink=1 March 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Mobile Homer]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |349
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_03&action=edit&redlink=1 April 03], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |350 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_17&action=edit&redlink=1 April 17], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Future-Drama]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |351
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |352
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Heartbroke Kid]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |353 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[A Star Is Torn]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |354
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |355
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark
| |
| − | |[[Home Away from Homer]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |356 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == [[Season 32]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|693}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|QABF01}} |
| | + | {{TBT|696}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:QABF05 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet<br>(During the episode.)}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|QABF05}} |
| | + | {{TBT|705}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|QABF13}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] == | + | == Season 33 == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|709}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|QABF16}} |
| | + | {{TBT|724}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|UABF11}} |
| | + | {{TBT|726}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|UABF15}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == Season 34 == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Episode}} |
| − | |357 | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | + | {{TBT|750}} |
| − | |Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')
| + | {{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]
| + | {{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}} |
| − | |358
| + | {{TB|OABF13}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_18&action=edit&redlink=1 September 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| + | }} |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |359
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |360
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |361
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |362
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_20&action=edit&redlink=1 November 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[See Homer Run]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |363
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |364
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_11&action=edit&redlink=1 December 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[The Italian Bob]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |365
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |366
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&action=edit&redlink=1 President] | |
| − | |[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |367
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_29&action=edit&redlink=1 January 29], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual
| |
| − | |[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]] | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |368
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[My Fair Laddy]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |369
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |370
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |371
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&action=edit&redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''
| |
| − | |[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |372
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_02&action=edit&redlink=1 April 02], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&action=edit&redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''
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| − | |[[Million Dollar Abie]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |373
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |374
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |375
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |''no gag''
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| − | |[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |376
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]
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| − | |[[Regarding Margie]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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| − | |377 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&action=edit&redlink=1 French].") ''
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| − | |[[The Monkey Suit]]
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| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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| − | |378
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| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
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| − | |Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''
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| − | |[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]
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| − | |}
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| | | | |
| | + | == Season 36 == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Episode}} |
| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| | + | {{TBT|774}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Women in Shorts promo 7.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "I will not get detention just to practice cursive", then proceeds to get out of school with her bike.}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[Women in Shorts]]"}} |
| | + | {{TB|35ABF17}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] == | + | == [[List of specials|Specials]] == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|Airdate|width=150px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Picture}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Special|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TBT|September 28, 2014}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|October 13, 2016}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}} |
| | + | {{TBT|April 22, 2022}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''In the credits:''' I will learn to prank my sister (written by {{Ch|Finneas O'Connell}})}} |
| | + | {{TB|"[[When Billie Met Lisa]]"}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == Comics == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' === |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| − | |379
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_10&action=edit&redlink=1 September 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TBT|1}} |
| − | |"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]" | + | {{TB|April 4, 1991}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | |380 | + | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| + | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | {{TBT|6}} |
| − | |"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
| + | {{TB|Summer 1992}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} |
| − | |381
| + | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| + | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}} |
| − | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)''''' | + | {{TBT|8}} |
| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&action=edit&redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]" | + | {{TB|Winter 1992}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | |382 | + | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_5&action=edit&redlink=1 November 5], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | + | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}} |
| − | |''no gag''
| + | }} |
| − | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |383 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | |
| − | |We are not all naked under our clothes | |
| − | |"[[G.I. D'oh]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |384 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |385
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |386
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
| − | |387
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&action=edit&redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&action=edit&redlink=1 a monster]
| |
| − | |"[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |388
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_7&action=edit&redlink=1 January 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |389
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_28&action=edit&redlink=1 January 28], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |390
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")'''''
| |
| − | |"[[Little Big Girl]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |391 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Springfield Up]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |392
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_4&action=edit&redlink=1 March 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Yokel Chords]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |393
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |394 | |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_25&action=edit&redlink=1 March 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&action=edit&redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework
| |
| − | |"[[Homerazzi]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |395
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_22&action=edit&redlink=1 April 22], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[Marge Gamer]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
| − | |396
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |397
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_6&action=edit&redlink=1 May 6], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes
| |
| − | |"[[Crook and Ladder]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |398
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |Pearls are not oyster barf
| |
| − | |"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |399
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)''''' | |
| − | |"[[24 Minutes]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |400
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&action=edit&redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")'''''
| |
| − | |"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TBT|1}} |
| | + | {{TB|November 1993}} |
| | + | {{TB|}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}} |
| | + | {{TBT|3}} |
| | + | {{TB|March 1994}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} |
| | + | {{TBT|12}} |
| | + | {{TB|September 1995}} |
| | + | {{TB|}} |
| | + | {{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}} |
| | + | {{TBT|75}} |
| | + | {{TB|October 2002}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}} |
| | + | {{TRsT|123|2}} |
| | + | {{TRs|October 2006|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not watch TV in class}} |
| | + | {{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] == | + | === {{BSC}} === |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TBT|28}} |
| | + | {{TB|February 2006}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}} |
| | + | {{TBT|99}} |
| | + | {{TB|November 2015}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| + | == Books == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| − | |401 | + | {{TH|Books|width=300px}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_23&action=edit&redlink=1 September 23], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | + | {{TBT|}} |
| − | |I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]] | + | {{TB|July 31, 1991}} |
| − | |"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]" | + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| + | {{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}} |
| − | |402 | + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | + | {{TBT|}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&action=edit&redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever
| + | {{TB|June 12, 2007}} |
| − | |"[[The Homer of Seville]]" | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | + | {{TB|Snail mail is not dead}} |
| − | |403 | + | {{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_7&action=edit&redlink=1 October 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | + | }} |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Midnight Towboy]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |404
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | |
| − | |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&action=edit&redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank. | |
| − | |"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |405
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_4&action=edit&redlink=1 November 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |406
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&action=edit&redlink=1 iPoddy]
| |
| − | |"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |407
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&action=edit&redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&action=edit&redlink=1 illegal aliens]
| |
| − | |"[[Husbands and Knives]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |408
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_25&action=edit&redlink=1 November 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |409
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | |
| − | |The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Montana] is not "[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Hannah]" | |
| − | |"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |410
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_6&action=edit&redlink=1 January 6], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo
| |
| − | |"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |411
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[That 90's Show]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |412
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |413
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_2&action=edit&redlink=1 March 2], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |The art teacher is fat, not pregnant | |
| − | |"[[The Debarted]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |414
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_9&action=edit&redlink=1 March 9], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag'' | |
| − | |"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |415
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |416
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |417
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''
| |
| − | |"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |418
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_4&action=edit&redlink=1 May 4], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Any Given Sundance]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |419
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''This punishment is medivial.''
| |
| − | |"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |420
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=MAy_18&action=edit&redlink=1 MAy 18], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[All About Lisa]]"
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| | + | == Products == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Product|width=300px}} |
| | + | {{TBT|}} |
| | + | {{TB|}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} |
| | + | {{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}} |
| | + | {{TBT|}} |
| | + | {{TB|1990}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:School Kit.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not throw paper planes in class}} |
| | + | {{TB|The Simpsons School Kit}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == [[Season 20]] == | + | == Adverts == |
| − | | + | {{Table| |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{TH|Advert}} |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}} |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| + | {{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}} |
| − | |421
| + | }} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&action=edit&redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |422
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_5&action=edit&redlink=1 October 5], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |Teachers diet is working.
| |
| − | |"[[Lost Verizon]]"
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| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |423
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |There is no such month as Rocktober
| |
| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&action=edit&redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |424
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_2&action=edit&redlink=1 November 2], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |None
| |
| − | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |425
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_9&action=edit&redlink=1 November 9], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.
| |
| − | |"[[Dangerous Curves]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |426
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |''No gag''
| |
| − | |"[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&action=edit&redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |427
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |Prosperity is just around the corner.
| |
| − | |"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |428
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=December_7&action=edit&redlink=1 December 7], [[2008]]
| |
| − | |[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]
| |
| − | |"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |429
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
| |
| − | |I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard
| |
| − | |" [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |430
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=Febuary_15&action=edit&redlink=1 Febuary 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] | |
| − | |
| |
| − | HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)
| |
| − | |"[[Take My Life, Please]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |431
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_1&action=edit&redlink=1 March 1], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
| |
| − | |"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School
| |
| − | |"[[How the Test Was Won]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |432
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_8&action=edit&redlink=1 March 8], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
| |
| − | |"I will not have fun with educational toys."
| |
| − | |"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |433
| |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=March_15&action=edit&redlink=1 MArch 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
| |
| − | |No gag
| |
| − | |"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |434
| |
| − | | March 22, 2009
| |
| − | |"Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks."
| |
| − | |"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |435
| |
| − | |March 29, 2009
| |
| − | |"My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds."
| |
| − | |"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |436
| |
| − | | April 5, 2009
| |
| − | |No gag
| |
| − | |"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |437
| |
| − | |April 19, 2009
| |
| − | |"I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone."
| |
| − | |"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |438
| |
| − | | April 26, 2009
| |
| − | |"I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." | |
| − | |"[[Father Knows Worst]]" | |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |439
| |
| − | |May 3, 2009
| |
| − | |No gag
| |
| − | |"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |440
| |
| − | | May 10, 2009
| |
| − | |No gag
| |
| − | |"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |441
| |
| − | |May 17, 2009
| |
| − | |"It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'"
| |
| − | |"[[Coming to Homerica]]"
| |
| − | |}
| |
| − | | |
| − | ==[[Season 21]]==
| |
| − | {|class="wikitable" width="100%"
| |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |442
| |
| − | |September 27, 2009
| |
| − | |"The class hamster isn't just sleeping."
| |
| − | |"[[Homer the Whopper]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |443
| |
| − | |October 4, 2009
| |
| − | |"Chalkboarding is not torture."
| |
| − | |"[[Bart Gets a "Z"|Bart Gets a 'Z']]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |444
| |
| − | |October 11, 2009
| |
| − | |"I am not allergic to long division."
| |
| − | |"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |445
| |
| − | |October 18, 2009
| |
| − | |None
| |
| − | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |446
| |
| − | |November 15, 2009
| |
| − | |"I do not have the hots for my mom."
| |
| − | |"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |447
| |
| − | |November 22, 2009
| |
| − | |"Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass."
| |
| − | |"[[Pranks and Greens]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |448
| |
| − | |November 29, 2009
| |
| − | |"Teachers' unions are not ruining this country."
| |
| − | |"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |449
| |
| − | |December 13, 2009
| |
| − | |''No gag''
| |
| − | |"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |450
| |
| − | |January 3, 2010
| |
| − | |''No gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |451
| |
| − | |January 10, 2010
| |
| − | |"The world may end in 2012, but this show won't."
| |
| − | |"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
| |
| − | |452
| |
| − | |January 31, 2010
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"
| |
| − | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| |
| − | |453
| |
| − | |February 14, 2010
| |
| − | |''no gag''
| |
| − | |"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"
| |
| − | |}
| |
| | | | |
| − | == == | + | == Calendar == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Note}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:1992 Calendar chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1992 Fun Calendar]], recycled from "[[Principal Charming]]"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not tell a lie}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar]]}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will be a better principal and son}} |
| | + | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] in [[The Simpsons Calendar 2010]]}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}} |
| | + | {{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| | + | == Trading cards == |
| | + | === ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' === |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| | + | {{TH|Picture}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TBT|1}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}} |
| | + | {{TBT|2}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} |
| | + | {{TBT|3}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} |
| | + | {{TBT|4}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}} |
| | + | {{TBT|5}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} |
| | + | {{TBT|6}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} |
| | + | {{TBT|7}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will spend my time productively}} |
| | + | {{TBT|8}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} |
| | + | {{TBT|9}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}} |
| | + | {{TBT|10}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}} |
| | + | {{TBT|11}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}} |
| | + | {{TBT|12}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}} |
| | + | {{TBT|13}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}} |
| | + | {{TBT|14}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} |
| | + | {{TBT|15}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} |
| | + | {{TBT|16}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}} |
| | + | {{TBT|17}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Cursing is a crutch}} |
| | + | {{TBT|18}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} |
| | + | {{TBT|19}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} |
| | + | {{TBT|20}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} |
| | + | {{TBT|21}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} |
| | + | {{TBT|22}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}} |
| | + | }} |
| | | | |
| − | == ''The Simpsons Movie'' == | + | == Video games/Applications == |
| | + | {{Table| |
| | + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| | + | {{TH|Video game/Application}} |
| | + | {{TH|Note}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} |
| | + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not burp in class.}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}} |
| | + | {{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} |
| | + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}} |
| | + | {{TBT|}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell fake cheat codes}} |
| | + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons Game]]''|9}} |
| | + | {{TB|}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not sell real cheat codes}} |
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| | + | {{TB|I will not switch rating labels}} |
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| | + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Another Simpsons Clip Show"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Bart Gets an "F""}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Fear of Flying"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Realty Bites"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"}} |
| | + | {{TBT|TBA}} |
| | + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} |
| | + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "The Canine Mutiny"}} |
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| + | == Other == |
| − | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
| + | === Table Reading Room === |
| − | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
| + | {{Table| |
| − | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} |
| − | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
| + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | {{TH|Note}} |
| − | |1 | + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | |[http:///index.php?title=July_27&action=edit&redlink=1 July 27], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | + | {{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}} |
| − | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_downloading&action=edit&redlink=1 illegally download] this movie | + | {{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}} |
| − | |[[The Simpsons Movie]] | + | }} |
| − | |}
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| − | [[The Simpsons]]
| + | {{Visual gags}} |
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| − | [[Category:Lists]] | + | [[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]] |
| | + | [[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]] |
| | + | [[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]] |
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