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| Gastritus
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Gastritus is a supervillain whose sole purpose is to consume all there is.
History
Gastritus was hungry so he summoned a herald, Silvery Skateboarder, to find him a planet to eat. Silvery Skateboarder started by annoying Gastritus until Gastritus started to strangle his new herald. The Silvery Skateboarder then took Gastritus to the planet Uranus to eat. Once Gastritus got the joke Silvery Skateboarder was making, he flicked the Silvery Skateboarder into deep space.
Gastritus then summoned a new herald, Hair Walker. When Hair Walker complained about being put in a skimpy outfit, Gastritus put her into a new, less revealing, outfit. Hair Walker then found Gastritus a forest planet with no animal life to be found on it. So, Gastritus got rid of Hair Walker because he didn't want a vegetarian planet.
Gastritus then summoned Movus, his latest herald. Movus tells Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that The Belcher had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for Planet Hut and ordered delivery from there. The squeaky-voiced teen delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Movus pay for it.
Behind the Laughter
Gastritus is a parody of Galactus from Marvel Comics.
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