The Singing Sirloin

For the quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, see The Singing Sirloin (Tapped Out quest).

The Singing Sirloin

Location Information District: Downtown Town: Springfield Use: Restaurant Employees: Hostess: Mary Kay First appearance: "Life on the Fast Lane"

The Singing Sirloin, the "Home of Ballads and Salads", is a restaurant in Downtown Springfield.

Description

The Singing Sirloin's distinctive feature is its waiters, who sing to their customers and serve their steaks "rare, medium, or well-sung". The restaurant also has a concealed portcullis-like barrier at the front door, which serves to both secure the restaurant during closed hours and prevent customers from leaving without paying. The lever which activates the portcullis is disguised as a "Please wait to be seated" sign.

History

The Simpsons paying for their dinner.

The Simpson family went to the restaurant for Marge's 34th birthday, although she was initially reluctant to go to a restaurant where the waiters sang.

The Simpsons also visited the restaurant to celebrate Bart's getting an A on an astronomy quiz at school. The waiters sang a song called "Happy First A" (to the tune of "Happy Birthday") for Bart. However, Homer's credit card was rejected. The Simpsons attempted to dine and dash, but were quickly trapped by the portcullis. In order to pay their bill, they ended up having to sing themselves, performing as a Mariachi band. The family first sang "La Bamba", and while the manager gave them high marks for their technical proficiency, he was not satisfied as their singing lacked passion. In repsonse to this criticism, Homer led the family in a rendition of "Spanish Eyes", starting the song with an impassioned vocal solo.

Employees

In addition to the kitchen help and the singing waitstaff, The Singing Sirloin hostess is named Mary Kay.

Non-canon

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Singing Sirloin Image Cost Build time Reward Sell price Conformity increase Availability Unique? Dimensions - D x W 2,000 24h 100 Gluttony +10 Friend Points Friendship Level 2 7 x 8 1 Springfield Enlightened Banned by the Buddha Mystery Box 80 Food Wars Premium Task Time Reward /h /h Cooking Well-Sung Steaks 4h 90, 10 22.5 2.5 Internal Name Groups Tiles ID SingingSirloin Eatery Grass, Pavement 16000

Appearances

• Episode – "Life on the Fast Lane"
• Episode – "Homer vs. Dignity"
• Comic story – No Purchase Necessary (mentioned)
• Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield
• Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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And Additional Books! • The Candy Shoppe • Chocolate Shoppe • Cinnabun • Circuit Circus • Circus of Values • Coolsville • Costington's • CostMo • Donut Store • Fancy Farms • Fireworks, Candy & Puppies • Fortune Megastore • Fotohut • Gimbel's Department Store • Guitar Central • Hammock District • Heavenly Hills Mall (Heavenly Hills East Wing • Heavenly Hills West Wing) • Hello Krusty • Hooch City • Howard's Flowers • Lard Land Shop • The Leftorium • Lotto 'N' Liquor • Lullabuy$ • Mapple Store • Mattress King • Monstromart • The Needle Exchange • Nick's Bowling Shop • The Other Nick's Bowling Shop • Plunderer Pete's • Princess Opal's • Pro-Shop • Quick & Fresh • Señor Ding Dong's Doorbell Fiesta • Sequel Stop • Sleeveless in Seattle • Sportacus • Sprawl-Mart • Springfield Costume Shop • Springfield Farmers Market • Springfield Hunting Supplies • Springfield Mall • Springfield Pet Shop • Stoner's Pot Palace • Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne • Toys "B" This • Toys Were Us • Try-N-Save • Turn Your Head and Coif • VHS Village • Victor's Secret • Yarn Barn Springfieldia Amulet Hamlet • Banana Monarchy • Barber Hibbert's Surgery • Fool Locker • Human Power Plant • Hyborian Apparel • Just Half-Capes • King Quimby's Court • Lord Montgomery's Castle • Melric's Melnibones • Never 21 • Restoration Bard Wear • Serfsons House • Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts • Victarion's Secret • The Webs Squidport buildings Bloaters at the Squidport • Boardwalk Carousel • Crypto Barn • Ferris Wheel • The Frying Dutchman • It's A Wonderful Knife • The Itchy & Scratchy Store • Just Rainsticks • Malaria Zone • Much Ado About Muffins! • My First Tattoo • Old Abandoned Warehouse • Planet Hype • Squidport Entrance • Turban Outfitters Stadiums and arenas Basketball Stadium • Civic Center • CoE Championship Arena • Duff Center Arena • Duff Stadium • Field Goal of Dreams • The Fighting Chokers Stadium • Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters • Isotope Stadium • Springfield Atoms Stadium • Springfield Coliseum • Springfield Downs • Springfield Skating Rink • Springfield Sports Palace • Springfield Wrestling Pavilion • Sumo Stadium Stonecutters buildings Abandoned Store • All Seeing Eye • Stonecutter Daycare Center • Stonecutter Lodge Superhero buildings Bartman Cave • Beach House • Crap Silo • Death Mountain • Dr. Lenny's Lab • Kane Manor • Orphan Alley • Pies for Guns Booth • Radioactive Man Statue • Superior Squad HQ • Vindicators Base Theaters Aztec Theatre • Big T Theatre • Chinese Acrobatic Theatre • Concert Hall • Elementary Play Stage • Googolplex • Hip-Hop Stage • Old Theatre District • Opera House • Outdoor Opera Stage • Pop Stage • Rock Stage • Springfield Bowl • Springfield Clamphitheater • Springfield Community Theater • Springfield Opry House • Springfield Playhouse • Stardust Drive-In Treehouse of Horror buildings Abandoned Lighthouse • Bad Dream House • Barking Good Butchery • Battle Dome • Bell Tower • Burns Family Crypt • Carnival Haunted House • Catacombs • Construction Yard • Count Burns' Castle • Cthulhu Monument • Dracula-la Land • Dracula's Castle • Drive-In Theater • First Church of Lard Lad • Fogburyport • Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier • Fortune Teller Tent • Geriatric Park Dome • Geriatric Park Pond • Geriatric Park Visitors Center • Gingerbread House • Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop • Hell Labs • Hell Moe's • Hell Stage • Hell's Kitchen • Hellementary School • Hellscape • Hibbert Island Bungalow • Holy Forge • House of Evil • House of Pain • The House of Usher • House on Scary Hill • Invisible House • Large Mausoleum • Luxury Crypt • Mad Doctor's Castle • Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor • Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle • MAG Office • Make-a-Thing Workshop • Mausoleum • Medieval Cathedral • Medieval Rich House • Monster's Castle • Murder House • New Invention Expo • Old Country House • Old Scratch's Gym • Parasite House • Pet Cemetery • Portal to Rigel 7 • Pumpkin House • R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair) • Rats Court Mall • Re-Neducation Center • Rigel 7 Military Base • Rigel VII • Rigellian Tribal Hut • Screaming Stitch & Hem • Seven Sisters • Shinning Hotel • Spine Chills • Spook House • Spooky Cabin • Spooky Cabin (premium) • Spooky Campfire • Spooky House • Springfield Cemetery • Springfield Christmas Tree Farm • Super Collider • Tenta-Corp HQ • Three Bears House • Transylvania Chalet • Transylvania Cottage • Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery • Tween Lit Inc. • Ultrahouse 2 • US Military Holding Facility • Van Brunt & Churchill Ad Agency • Voodoo, Hexes & Curses Wild West buildings Bandit Fort • Bank • Blacksmith • Corral • General Store • Hootenanny Barn • Ordnance Express • Part and Parcel Postal • Sneed's Feed & Seed • Top Chop Barber Shop • Town Plaza • Wes Doobner's Rib Huts • Wilted Rose Zenith City buildings Zenith City Apartments • Zenith City Condo • Zenith City Lofts • Zenith City Offices • Zenith City Penthouse • Zenith City Store Front • Zenith City Times Zoo buildings African Tree Resort • Atlantis • Big Bug House • Canary M. Bird House • Chimp Refuge • Slimu Auditorium • Springfield Aquarium Building skins The Android's Mittens & Mugs • Best Snowman Ever • Boarded-Up Candy Shoppe • Brown House of Horror • Candy Cooling Towers • Castle Headquarters • Christmas Apu's Apartment • Christmas Blue House • Christmas Brown House • Christmas Burns Manor • Christmas Cletus's Farm • Christmas Compound • Christmas Costington's • Christmas Court House • Christmas Crazy Cat House • Christmas Flanders House • Christmas Frink's Lab • Christmas Krabappel Apt. • Christmas Krusty Burger • Christmas Lard Lad Donuts • Christmas Mansion of Solid Gold • Christmas Muntz House • Christmas Orange House • Christmas Pink House • Christmas Purple House • Christmas Sanjay's House • Christmas Simpson House • Christmas Skinner House • Christmas Van Houten House • Christmas Volcano Lair • Christmas White House • Christmas Wiggum House • Christmas Willie's Shack • Crushed Flanders' House • Damaged Control Building • Damaged Cooling Towers • Damaged Court House • Damaged Reactor • Damaged Simpson House • Destroyed Green • Dilapidated Rail Yard • Excessive Gingerbread House • Festive Church • Festive Cletus's Farm • Festive Van Houten House • Festive Wolfcastle Mansion • Flaming Moe's • Forest Headquarters • Fraidy Cat Van Houten House • Gingerbread House • Gingerbread Manor • Gingerbread Mansion • Halloween Headquarters • Heck House • Holiday Duff Brewery • Kill-E-Mart • Krusty Murder • Krustyland Halloween Horror Night • Lake Headquarters • Large Heap of Snow • The Lofts at Springfield Elementary • Lord Montymort's Lair • Man Shaped Snow • Mo's • Moe's Terror • New Lard Lad (tarp) • New Lard Lad Statue • Renovated Coconut Babaloo • Ruined Lard Lad • Santa's Tavern • Scaffolded Snow • Scary Blue House • Scream-son House • Skeletal Skinner House • Snake's House Decorated • Snowed-In Springfield Elementary • Sponsored Church • Springfield Elementary Black History Month Sign • Springfield Elementary Crypto-farm • Tacky Festive Simpson House • Tasteful Festive Flanders House • Toilet-Papered Flanders House • Town Hall Trashed by Partying • Underground Headquarters • Valentine's Cooling Towers • Wrecked Krusty Burger

Locations in Springfield

Shops and Restaurants The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop • The Frying Dutchman • The Gilded Truffle • Herman's Military Antiques • Jake's Unisex Barbershop • Luigi's • King Toot's Music Store • Krusty Burger • Kwik-E-Mart • Lard Lad Donuts • Moe's Tavern • Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor • Springfield Grocery Store • Springfield Mall (The Leftorium) Residential 19 Fish Smell Drive • 740 Evergreen Terrace • 742 Evergreen Terrace • 744 Evergreen Terrace • Apu's apartment • Barney's apartment • Burns' manor • Frink's house • Hans Moleman's house • Krapabbel apartment • Quimbebunkport Estates • Schtickfair • Skinner's house • Spinster City Apartments • Springfield Retirement Castle • Van Houten house • Wiggum house Public Aztec Theater • Barney's Bowlarama • Channel 6 Studios • Costington's • Department of Motor Vehicles • Duff Brewery • First Bank of Springfield • First Church of Springfield • Krustylu Studios • Legitimate Businessman's Social Club • Noiseland Arcade • Sleep-Eazy Motel • Springfield Cemetery • Springfield Convention Center • Springfield Downs • Springfield Drive-In • Springfield Elementary School • Springfield General Hospital • Springfield Glen Country Club • Springfield Googolplex Theatres • Springfield International Airport • Springfield Library • Springfield Natural History Museum • Springfield Nuclear Power Plant • Springfield Public Library • Springfield Squidport • Springfield Tire Yard • Springfield Town Hall • Springfield Town Square • Springfield War Memorial Stadium • Springfield Zoo • Statue of Jebediah Springfield • Try-N-Save • Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn Crime and Punishment Springfield County Court House • Springfield Penitentiary • Springfield State Prison • Springfield Police Station Natural landmarks Lake Springfield • Mt. Springfield • Springfield Badlands • Springfield Beach (Nude Beach) • Springfield Gorge • Springfield Mountains • Springfield National Forest