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The Ziff-Bouvier Mansion is Artie Ziff and Marge Ziff's mansion, located at 742 Evergreen Terrace, in place of the Simpson Home.
History[edit]
Bart walked up the steps to his house, where he opened the door and found Marge giving a smoothie to Artie Ziff. Bart was shocked that his dad was Artie Ziff, which made him Barty Ziff. Bart went over to the mirror and lifted his cap. He had curly hair, and said "Oy, carumba". Bart's sisters and mother were having breakfast at the table, with Bart's sisters all having curly hair. Artie said good morning to Barty and told him to enjoy his luxurious life and his own bully butler, Nelson Muntz. Bart told Nelson to give himself a wedgie. Unbeknownst to them, a young Homer was watching them from a tree outside the window. He said that he missed the jive turkeys in the '70s, but that turkey was a jivis. Homer, the present Homer, told off young Homer because it was his peeping tree. Homer then realized that the teenager on the other branch was actually his younger self. Homer asked why he was in the present. Young Homer said that he traveled through space and time to make Marge settle for him because she didn't know better. Homer told young Homer that if they put their heads together they could think of a plan. Young Homer stared down at present Homer's stomach and asked what happened, and whether he was in a forest fire. Homer told him no, and the two continued watching the Ziffs.
Later, Bart used a whip to make petals fall off a daisy, which was in Nelson the butler's mouth, saying "I love my life" and "I love it not" while Artie watched. Artie told Barty that he was just like Indiana Jones, a role played by Richard Dreyfuss in their universe. The doorbell rang, and at the door was Homer, who had come to take his life back. Artie said that he thought this might happen, so he mastered Brazilian jujitsu. Artie performed a jujitsu move and told Homer to attack him. Homer said "Not so fast" and told Artie to say hello to the United Federation of Homers through history. Artie and Barty rolled their sleeves up and clenched their fists. Five minutes later, they had beaten up all the Homers. Present Homer told the others to regroup, even though he was in a tree. Their plan was to come back with more Homers and start fresh in the morning.
Marge came out and was startled. She looked at all the Homers, and the Opera Homer asked Marge what she was doing there. Marge said that she realized that she married the wrong man and comforted the "poor, sweet, simple Homers". She announced that she was supposed to be with all of them. The Caveman Homer grunted, trying to speak normally. Marge said that she meant him as well. The present Homer, still stuck in the tree, corrected Marge and said that Caveman Homer was Renaissance Homer. Marge told Homer that she wished that, twenty years earlier, she should've chosen love. Marge and Homer kissed while the other Homers looked on.
In the Simpson House, all of the Homers were watching TV when Marge came in and told them to get this straight: none of them had time to take out the garbage. Opera Homer said that Egyptian slave Homer should do it. Egyptian slave Homer grumbled, because it was always him. The other Homers laughed.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]
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October 15, 2024
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Appearances[edit]
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THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" (Bart & Homer's Excellent Adventure)
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out 
