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Professor Simpson's Universal Panacea for Disagreeable Juveniles

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Professor Simpson's Universal Panacea for Disagreeable Juveniles
Professor Simpson's Universal Panacea for Disagreeable Juveniles.png
Location Information
Town: Springfield
Use: Discipline school
Owner: Orville Simpson
First appearance: "A Father's Watch"

Professor Simpson's Universal Panacea for Disagreeable Juveniles was a disciplinary center owned by Orville Simpson, who taught his child beating techniques there.


Men came from five towns over to learn Orville's techniques here. Orville used Abraham Simpson to teach his strangling technique. No matter how many strangles he patented, his father never approved.


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Universal Panacea
Image Cost Build time Reward Sell price Conformity increase Availability Unique? Dimensions - D x W
Universal Panacea.png Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s XP.png150
Old Tut (XP.png25)
Tapped Out Cross.png Obedience +20 Abe's in Toyland
Tapped Out Tick.png 5 x 14
Task Time Reward Cash.png/h XP.png/h
Graduating Bad Fathers Daily 6h Cash.png175, XP.png18 Cash.png29.17 XP.png3