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Revision as of 15:27, February 21, 2012
Template:TableUpdate The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Season 4
- 5 Season 5
- 6 Season 6
- 7 Season 7
- 8 Season 8
- 9 Season 9
- 10 Season 10
- 11 Season 11
- 12 Season 12
- 13 Season 13
- 14 Season 14
- 15 Season 15
- 16 Season 16
- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Comics
Season 1
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Season 2
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Season 3
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Season 4
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Season 5
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Season 6
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Season 7
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Season 8
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Season 9
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Season 10
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Season 11
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Season 12
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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249 | November 1, 2000 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XI |
250 | November 5, 2000 | I will not plant subliminal messagore]s (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) | A Tale of Two Springfields |
251 | November 12, 2000 | I will not surprise the incontinent | Insane Clown Poppy |
252 | November 19, 2000 | I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) | Lisa the Tree Hugger |
253 | November 26, 2000 | I was not the sixth Beatle | Homer vs. Dignity |
254 | December 3, 2000 | I will only provide a urine sample when asked | The Computer Wore Menace Shoes |
255 | December 10, 2000 | The nurse is not dealing | The Great Money Caper |
256 | December 17, 2000 | Science class should not end in tragedy(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus") | Skinner's Sense of Snow |
257 | January 7, 2001 | Network TV is not dead | HOMR |
258 | January 14, 2001 | I will not "let the dogs out" (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men) | Pokey Mom |
259 | February 4, 2001 | I will not hide the teacher's medication | Worst Episode Ever |
260 | February 11, 2001 | I will not publish the principal's credit report | Tennis the Menace |
261 | February 18, 2001 | The hamster did not have a "full life" | Day of the Jackanapes |
262 | February 25, 2001 | I will not buy a presidential pardon(This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) | New Kids on the Blecch |
263 | March 4, 2001 | "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap | Hungry, Hungry Homer |
264 | March 11, 2001 | I will not scare the vice president(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition) | Bye Bye Nerdie |
265 | April 1, 2001 | I will not flush evidence | Simpson Safari |
266 | April 29, 2001 | Fire is not the cleanser | Trilogy of Error |
267 | May 6, 2001 | Genetics is not an excuse | I'm Goin' to Praiseland |
268 | May 13, 2001 | Today is not Mothra's Day (This episode aired on Mother's Day.) | Children of a Lesser Clod |
269 | May 20, 2001 | I should not be twenty-one by now (Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) | Simpsons Tall Tales |
Season 13
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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270 | November 6, 2001 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XII |
271 | November 11, 2001 | Nobody reads these anymore | The Parent Rap |
272 | November 18, 2001 | A burp in a jar is not a science project | Homer the Moe |
273 | December 2, 2001 | Fun does not have a size | A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love |
274 | December 9, 2001 | I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park") | The Blunder Years |
275 | December 16, 2001 | I do not have a cereal named after me (In fact, he did: "Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch". In the UK they released "Bart Simpson's No Problem-os) | She of Little Faith |
276 | January 6, 2002 | no gag | Brawl in the Family |
277 | January 20, 2002 | no gag | Sweets and Sour Marge |
278 | January 27, 2002 | no gag | Jaws Wired Shut |
279 | February 10, 2002 | I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) | Half-Decent Proposal |
280 | February 17, 2002 | The Giving Tree is not a chump | The Bart Wants What It Wants |
281 | February 24, 2002 | Making Milhouse cry is not a science project | The Lastest Gun in the West |
282 | March 10, 2002 | no gag | The Old Man and the Key |
283 | March 17, 2002 | Vampire is not a career choice | Tales from the Public Domain |
284 | March 31, 2002 | no gag | Blame It on Lisa |
285 | April 7, 2002 | no gag | Weekend at Burnsie's |
286 | April 21, 2002 | no gag | Gump Roast |
287 | April 28, 2002 | no gag | I Am Furious Yellow |
288 | May 5, 2002 | I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season) | The Sweetest Apu |
289 | May 12, 2002 | no gag | Little Girl in the Big Ten |
290 | May 19, 2002 | no gag | The Frying Game |
291 | May 22, 2002 | no gag | Papa's Got a Brand New Badge |
Season 14
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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292 | November 3, 2002 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XIII |
293 | November 10, 2002 | no gag | How I Spent My Strummer Vacation |
294 | November 17, 2002 | Fish do not like coffee | Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade |
295 | November 24, 2002 | no gag | Large Marge |
296 | December 1, 2002 | Milhouse did not test cootie positive | Helter Shelter |
297 | December 15, 2002 | no gag | The Great Louse Detective |
298 | January 5, 2003 | no gag | Special Edna |
299 | January 12, 2003 | no gag | The Dad Who Knew Too Little |
300 | February 2, 2003 | This school does not need a "regime change" (reference to the then-upcoming War In Iraq) | Strong Arms of the Ma |
301 | February 9, 2003 | SpongeBob is not a contraceptive | Pray Anything |
302 | February 16, 2003 | I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.) | Barting Over |
303 | February 16, 2003 | no gag | I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can |
304 | March 2, 2003 | no gag | A Star Is Born-Again |
305 | March 9, 2003 | no gag | Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington |
306 | March 16, 2003 | no gag | C.E. D'oh |
307 | March 30, 2003 | no gag | 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky |
308 | April 13, 2003 | no gag | Three Gays of the Condo |
309 | April 27, 2003 | no gag | Dude, Where's My Ranch? |
310 | May 4, 2003 | My pen is not a booger launcher | Old Yeller Belly |
311 | May 11, 2003 | no gag | Brake My Wife, Please |
312 | May 18, 2003 | Sandwiches should not contain sand | Bart of War |
313 | May 18, 2003 | no gag | Moe Baby Blues |
Season 15
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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314 | November 2, 2003 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XIV |
315 | November 9, 2003 | no gag | My Mother the Carjacker |
316 | November 16, 2003 | no gag | The President Wore Pearls |
317 | November 23, 2003 | no gag | The Regina Monologues |
318 | November 30, 2003 | no gag | The Fat and the Furriest |
319 | December 7, 2003 | Over forty & single is not funny | Today I Am a Clown |
320 | December 14, 2003 | no gag | 'Tis the Fifteenth Season |
321 | January 4, 2004 | no gag | Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays |
322 | January 11, 2004 | no gag | I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot |
323 | January 25, 2004 | no gag | Diatribe of a Mad Housewife |
324 | February 8, 2004 | no gag | Margical History Tour |
325 | February 15, 2004 | no gag | Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore |
326 | February 22, 2004 | no gag | Smart and Smarter |
327 | March 14, 2004 | I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be | The Ziff Who Came to Dinner |
328 | March 21, 2004 | no gag | Co-Dependent's Day |
329 | March 28, 2004 | no gag | The Wandering Juvie |
330 | April 18, 2004 | no gag | My Big Fat Geek Wedding |
331 | April 25, 2004 | no gag | Catch 'Em if You Can |
332 | May 2, 2004 | no gag | Simple Simpson |
333 | May 9, 2004 | no gag | The Way We Weren't |
334 | May 16, 2004 | no gag | Bart-Mangled Banner |
335 | May 23, 2004 | no gag | Fraudcast News |
Season 16
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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336 | November 7, 2004 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XV |
337 | November 14, 2004 | no gag | All's Fair in Oven War |
338 | November 21, 2004 | no gag | Sleeping with the Enemy |
339 | December 5, 2004 | Poking a dead raccoon is not research | She Used to Be My Girl |
340 | December 12, 2004 | no gag | Fat Man and Little Boy |
341 | January 16, 2005 | no gag | Midnight Rx |
342 | January 30, 2005 | no gag | Mommie Beerest |
343 | February 6, 2005 | no gag | Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass |
344 | February 13, 2005 | no gag | Pranksta Rap |
345 | February 20, 2005 | no gag | There's Something About Marrying |
346 | March 6, 2005 | Beer in a milk carton is not milk | On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister |
347 | March 13, 2005 | no gag | Goo Goo Gai Pan |
348 | March 20, 2005 | no gag | Mobile Homer |
349 | April 3, 2005 | no gag | The Seven-Beer Snitch |
350 | April 17, 2005 | no gag | Future-Drama |
351 | May 1, 2005 | no gag | Don't Fear the Roofer |
352 | May 1, 2005 | There is no gag in the opening scene. In the middle of the episode, the chalkboard gag is replaced with Bart buying snacks from the vending machine. | The Heartbroke Kid |
353 | May 8, 2005 | no gag | A Star Is Torn |
354 | May 8, 2005 | no gag | Thank God It's Doomsday |
355 | May 15, 2005 | A booger is not a bookmark | Home Away from Homer |
356 | May 15, 2005 | no gag | The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star |
Season 17
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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357 | September 11, 2005 | Does any kid still do this anymore? (refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment) | Bonfire of the Manatees |
358 | September 18, 2005 | no gag | The Girl Who Slept Too Little |
359 | September 25, 2005 | no gag | Milhouse of Sand and Fog |
360 | November 6, 2005 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XVI |
361 | November 13, 2005 | no gag | Marge's Son Poisoning |
362 | November 20, 2005 | no gag | See Homer Run |
363 | November 27, 2005 | no gag | The Last of the Red Hat Mamas |
364 | December 11, 2005 | no gag | The Italian Bob |
365 | December 18, 2005 | no gag | Simpsons Christmas Stories |
366 | January 8, 2006 | I am not smarter than the President | Homer's Paternity Coot |
367 | January 29, 2006 | Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual | We're on the Road to D'ohwhere |
368 | February 26, 2006 | no gag | My Fair Laddy |
369 | March 12, 2006 | no gag | The Seemingly Never-Ending Story |
370 | March 19, 2006 | no gag | Bart Has Two Mommies |
371 | March 26, 2006 | I will not laminate dog doo (The first airing of this episode included a special live action opening with 'I will not eat things for money' as the gag.) | Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife |
372 | April 2, 2006 | I will not flip the classroom upside down (The classroom is flipped upside down.) | Million Dollar Abie |
373 | April 9, 2006 | no gag | Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore |
374 | April 23, 2006 | no gag | The Wettest Stories Ever Told |
375 | April 30, 2006 | no gag | Girls Just Want to Have Sums |
376 | May 7, 2006 | I will not leak the plot of the movie | Regarding Margie |
377 | May 14, 2006 | Je ne parle pas français ("I do not speak French.") | The Monkey Suit |
378 | May 21, 2006 | Have a great summer, everyone (last episode of the season) | Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play |
Season 18
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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379 | September 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" |
380 | September 17, 2006 | no gag | "Jazzy and the Pussycats" |
381 | September 24, 2006 | no gag'(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) | "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" |
382 | November 5, 2006 | no gag | "Treehouse of Horror XVII" |
383 | November 12, 2006 | We are not all naked under our clothes | "G.I. D'oh" |
384 | November 19, 2006 | no gag | "Moe'N'a Lisa" |
385 | November 26, 2006 | no gag | "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)" |
386 | December 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Haw-Hawed Couple" |
387 | December 17, 2006 | Frankincense is not a monster | "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2" |
388 | January 7, 2007 | no gag | "The Wife Aquatic" |
389 | January 28, 2007 | no gag | "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times" |
390 | February 11, 2007 | no gag'(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") | "Little Big Girl" |
391 | February 18, 2007 | no gag | "Springfield Up" |
392 | March 4, 2007 | no gag | "Yokel Chords" |
393 | March 11, 2007 | no gag | "Rome-old and Juli-eh" |
394 | March 25, 2007 | Global Warming did not eat my homework | "Homerazzi" |
395 | April 22, 2007 | no gag | "Marge Gamer" |
396 | April 29, 2007 | no gag | "The Boys of Bummer" |
397 | May 6, 2007 | I will not look up how much teacher makes | "Crook and Ladder" |
398 | May 13, 2007 | Pearls are not oyster barf | "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot" |
399 | May 20, 2007 | no gag'(special 24-style opening) | "24 Minutes" |
400 | May 20, 2007 | no gag'(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait") | "You Kent Always Say What You Want" |
The Simpsons Movie
# | Airdate | Gag | Movie Name |
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1 | July 27, 2007 | I will not illegally download this movie | The Simpsons Movie |
Season 19
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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401 | September 23, 2007 | I will not wait 20 years to make another movie | "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" |
402 | September 30, 2007 | The Wall Street Journal is better than ever | "The Homer of Seville" |
403 | October 7, 2007 | no gag | "Midnight Towboy" |
404 | October 14, 2007 | I am not a FDIC-insured bank. | "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" |
405 | November 4, 2007 | no gag | "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" |
406 | November 11, 2007 | There is no such thing as an iPoddy(NOTE: This episode has some added laughing from Bart while he runs out of the classroom.) | "Little Orphan Millie" |
407 | November 18, 2007 | The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens | "Husbands and Knives" |
408 | November 25, 2007 | no gag | "Funeral for a Fiend" |
409 | December 16, 2007 | The capital of Montana is not "Hannah" | "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" |
410 | January 6, 2008 | Teacher did not pay too much for her condo | "E Pluribus Wiggum" |
411 | January 27, 2008 | no gag | "That '90s Show" |
412 | February 17, 2008 | no gag | "Love, Springfieldian Style" |
413 | March 2, 2008 | The art teacher is fat, not pregnant | "The Debarted" |
414 | March 9, 2008 | no gag | "Dial 'N' for Nerder" |
415 | March 30, 2008 | no gag | "Smoke On The Daughter" |
416 | April 13, 2008 | no gag | "Papa Don't Leech" |
417 | April 27, 2008 | A persons a person, no mater how Ralph. | "Apocalypse Cow" |
418 | May 4, 2008 | no gag | "Any Given Sundance" |
419 | May 11, 2008 | This punishment is not medivial. (in medivial writing style.) | "Mona Leaves-a" |
420 | MAy 18, 2008 | no gag | "All About Lisa" |
Season 20
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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421 | September 28, 2008 | no gag | "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes" |
422 | October 5, 2008 | Teachers diet is working. | "Lost Verizon" |
423 | October 19, 2008 | There is no such month as Rocktober | "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" |
424 | November 2, 2008 | None | "Treehouse of Horror XIX" |
425 | November 9, 2008 | I did not see Teacher siphoning gas. | "Dangerous Curves" |
426 | November 16, 2008 | No gag | "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" |
427 | November 30, 2008 | Prosperity is just around the corner. | "Mypods and Boomsticks" |
428 | December 7, 2008 | Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas | "The Burns and the Bees" |
429 | January 25, 2009 | I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard | "Lisa The Drama Queen" |
430 | February 15, 2009 |
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD) |
"Take My Life, Please" |
431 | March 1, 2009 | "March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School | "How the Test Was Won" |
432 | March 8, 2009 | "I will not have fun with educational toys." | "No Loan Again, Naturally |
433 | March 15, 2009 | No gag | "Gone Maggie Gone" |
434 | March 22, 2009 | "Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks." | "In the Name of the Grandfather" |
435 | March 29, 2009 | "My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds." | "Wedding for Disaster" |
436 | April 5, 2009 | No gag | "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe" |
437 | April 19, 2009 | "I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone." | "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly" |
438 | April 26, 2009 | "I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." | "Father Knows Worst" |
439 | May 3, 2009 | No gag | "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" |
440 | May 10, 2009 | No gag | "Four Great Women and a Manicure" |
441 | May 17, 2009 | "It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'" | "Coming to Homerica" |
Season 21
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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442 | September 27, 2009 | "The class hamster isn't just sleeping." | "Homer the Whopper" |
443 | October 4, 2009 | "Chalkboarding is not torture." | "Bart Gets a 'Z'" |
444 | October 11, 2009 | "I am not allergic to long division." | "The Great Wife Hope" |
445 | October 18, 2009 | None | "Treehouse of Horror XX" |
446 | November 15, 2009 | "I do not have the hots for my mom." | "The Devil Wears Nada" |
447 | November 22, 2009 | "Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass." | "Pranks and Greens" |
448 | November 29, 2009 | "Teachers' unions are not ruining this country." | "Rednecks and Broomsticks" |
449 | December 13, 2009 | No gag | "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" |
450 | January 3, 2010 | No gag | "Thursdays with Abie" |
451 | January 10, 2010 | "The world may end in 2012, but this show won't." | "Once Upon a Time in Springfield" |
452 | January 31, 2010 | no gag | "Million Dollar Maybe" |
453 | February 14, 2010 | no gag | "Boy Meets Curl" |
454 | February 21, 2010 | No gag | "The Color Yellow" |
455 | March 14, 2010 | No gag | "Postcards from the Wedge" |
456 | March 21, 2010 | "WWII could not beat up WWI" | "Stealing First Base" |
457 | March 28, 2010 | no gag | "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed" |
458 | April 11, 2010 | "Hot dogs are not bookmarks." | "American History X-cellent" |
459 | April 18, 2010 | "This counts as gym and art class" | "Chief of Hearts" |
460 | April 25, 2010 | "South Park, We'd Stand Beside You If We Weren't So Scared" (The South Park Creators had death threats) | "The Squirt and the Whale" |
461 | May 2, 2010 | No Gag | |
462 | May 9, 2010 | "Eating my vegetables IS NOT a Mother's Day present". | "Moe Letter Blues" |
463 | May 16, 2010 | "Batman Is Not 'Nothing' Without His Utility Belt" | "The Bob Next Door" |
464 | May 23, 2010 | "End of Lost: It was all the dog's dream. Watch Us." | "Judge Me Tender" |
Season 22
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# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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465 | September 26, 2010 | "When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio" | "Elementary School Musical" |
466 | October 3, 2010 | "I did not see Teacher applying for welfare" | "Loan-a Lisa" |
467 | October 10, 2010 | "I will not write on the walls" | "MoneyBART" |
468 | November 7, 2010 | No gag | "Treehouse of Horror XXI" |
469 | November 14, 2010 | No gag | "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" |
470 | November 21, 2010 | No gag | "The Fool Monty" |
471 | November 28, 2010 | "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas" | "How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?" |
472 | December 5, 2010 | No gag | "The Fight Before Christmas" |
473 | December 12, 2010 | "Candy canes are not elf bones" | "Donnie Fatso" |
Season 23
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Comics
Simpsons Comics
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# | Release Date | Picture | Gag | Comic story |
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3 | March 1994 | I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away | The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma | |
75 | October 2002 | I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency. | ...The Permanent Record Room! |