- "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
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Krusty's Clown College is a college that trains people to become Krusty actors. The college used to be Willie Nelson's house.
History[edit]
When Krusty was struggling financially, his accountant, Bill, suggested that Krusty could open a clown college to train some regional Krustys. At first, Krusty was against the idea and decided that he would instead cut back on condor egg omelets. However, Bill decided to get the college founded anyway.
As Homer was driving along the freeway, he noticed a billboard for Krusty's Clown College. At first, Homer dismissed it as clown college wasn't something he could eat. However, the billboard kept playing on his mind, and he kept imagining people as clowns. During dinner with his family, Homer made a circus tent out of mashed potatoes and then decided that he would go to clown college.
At the Clown College, Krusty started by asking everyone where they were from, as there could only be one Krusty in each territory. He then had all the students try on baggy pants, which weren't baggy on Homer. One of the classes he taught was on saying funny place names, which Homer broke down with laughter over. Another class was "Comedy Theory," where Krusty told the students that the party wasn't over when the wealthy dowager came in, and then threw a pie at the dowager. Homer took the wrong message from this class, thinking he had to kill the wealthy dowager. Another class was about making balloon animals using Krusty-brand balloons.
The most challenging class for Homer was the "spin cycle fantastique" trick, which involved riding a tiny bicycle over a loop-the-loop. The first time Homer tried this trick, he ended up going through the loop. The next time Homer tried it, his pants got caught in the pedals and came off. The third and final time Homer attempted the trick, he managed to get the loop to close around him, trapping him inside it.
Finally, the students graduated from the college. When lining up to get their degrees, Krusty shocked each student with a hand buzzer. Homer, not wanting to get shocked, snatched his degree from Krusty and ran off, with Krusty chasing him down to shock him.
At some point, the Springfield Mafia took ownership of the college from Krusty due to the debts he had with them. Joey taught a class on robbing the children after performing for them.
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October 15, 2024
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Episode – "Homie the Clown" 
Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage 
