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|gender = {{Male}} | |gender = {{Male}} | ||
|hair = Blue, balding | |hair = Blue, balding | ||
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|status = Alive | |status = Alive | ||
| − | |relatives = '''Son:''' [[Milhouse]]<br>''' | + | |job = Unemployed<br>'''Formerly:''' [[#Jobs|See previous jobs]] |
| + | |relatives = '''Son:''' [[Milhouse]]<br>'''Remarried wife:''' [[Luann]]<br>'''Mother:''' [[Grandma Van Houten|Unnamed]]<br>'''Father:''' [[Grandpa Van Houten|Unnamed]] | ||
|appearance = "[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]" | |appearance = "[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]" | ||
|voiced by = [[Hank Azaria]] | |voiced by = [[Hank Azaria]] | ||
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| − | '''Kirk Van Houten''' is the father of [[ | + | '''Kirk Van Houten''' is the unemployed father of [[Milhouse]] and the remarried husband of [[Luann]]. |
| − | == Early | + | == Early life and marriage == |
| − | Kirk graduated from [[Gudger College]]. | + | Kirk graduated from [[Gudger College]]. He worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, [[Southern Cracker]] (''the Dryyyyy Cracker''), in middle management, but when Luann left him, he was fired from the factory. According to Luann, Kirk was not a very good provider, and she had to borrow money from her sister and steal clothes from the church donation box.<ref name="divided">"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"</ref> |
| − | == | + | == After divorce == |
| − | After the divorce, Kirk was stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat | + | After the divorce, Kirk was a stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat father, with extreme emotional depression due to his divorce.<ref name="divided"/> He had been seen with one girlfriend since, [[Starla]], a chainsmoking alcoholic who stole Kirk's car. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights. Much to his displeasure, Milhouse often addressed him as his "weekend dad". Kirk suffered from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even in good times. He once cut his foot off to try and get his wife back.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> |
| − | After being fired from the Cracker | + | == Jobs == |
| + | After being fired from the Southern Cracker, he struggled to hold down a job. He was once employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers.<ref>"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"</ref> Kirk also had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, which resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow. Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job. He atteneded Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy and he was also was a singer who sold his tapes from the trunk of his car. His song was titled "Can I Borrow A Feeling" and the album featured a picture of Kirk on the front in a robe, which he was using in an attempt to be a smoking jacket. He was also unemployed at some point, surviving on alimony payments and unemployment benefits. | ||
== Arrest == | == Arrest == | ||
| − | He was once arrest for kidnapping. When Bart went to a concert his parents banned him from, he hides at Kirk's apartment which leads to his arrest. Despite liking the attraction from the ladies outside the prison, he is released when [[ | + | He was once arrest for kidnapping. When Bart went to a concert his parents banned him from, he hides at Kirk's apartment which leads to his arrest. Despite liking the attraction from the ladies outside the prison, he is released when [[Alcatraaz]], [[Lisa]], and [[Principal Skinner]] found out Bart was lying.<ref>"[[Pranksta Rap]]"</ref> |
| − | == Remarriage == | + | == Remarriage to Luann == |
| − | Kirk and Luann later remarried and while on honeymoon, were presumed dead. They were later found on a desert island when [[Norbert Van Houten| | + | Kirk and Luann later remarried and while on honeymoon, were presumed dead. They were later found on a desert island when Milhouse's uncle [[Norbert Van Houten|Norbert]]'s balloon crashed. |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| − | * His arm was once cut off by wire Snake planted to kill Homer | + | *His arm was once cut off by wire that [[Snake]] planted to kill [[Homer]].<ref>"[[Realty Bites]]"</ref> |
| − | * He seems to dislike children singing. | + | *He seems to dislike children singing.{{Fact}} |
== Non-canon == | == Non-canon == | ||
{{Noncanon}} | {{Noncanon}} | ||
| − | Kirk died | + | Kirk died when Homer became [[Grim Reaper|Death]] and touched him at a baseball match, killing him.<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"</ref> |
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
{{Incomplete}} | {{Incomplete}} | ||
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*{{ep|Bart's Friend Falls in Love}} | *{{ep|Bart's Friend Falls in Love}} | ||
*{{ep|Radioactive Man}} | *{{ep|Radioactive Man}} | ||
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*{{ep|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts}} | *{{ep|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts}} | ||
*{{ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}} | *{{ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Hardly Kirk-ing}} | ||
*{{bon|Bartology 101|(mentioned)}} | *{{bon|Bartology 101|(mentioned)}} | ||
*{{bk|The Krusty Book|(mentioned)}} | *{{bk|The Krusty Book|(mentioned)}} | ||
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[[Category:Adults]] | [[Category:Adults]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters voiced by Hank Azaria]] | [[Category:Characters voiced by Hank Azaria]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters introduced in season 3]] | [[Category:Characters introduced in season 3]] | ||
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Kirk Van Houten
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Character Information
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Kirk Van Houten is the unemployed father of Milhouse and the remarried husband of Luann.
Contents
Early life and marriage
Kirk graduated from Gudger College. He worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, Southern Cracker (the Dryyyyy Cracker), in middle management, but when Luann left him, he was fired from the factory. According to Luann, Kirk was not a very good provider, and she had to borrow money from her sister and steal clothes from the church donation box.[1]
After divorce
After the divorce, Kirk was a stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat father, with extreme emotional depression due to his divorce.[1] He had been seen with one girlfriend since, Starla, a chainsmoking alcoholic who stole Kirk's car. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights. Much to his displeasure, Milhouse often addressed him as his "weekend dad". Kirk suffered from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even in good times. He once cut his foot off to try and get his wife back.[2]
Jobs
After being fired from the Southern Cracker, he struggled to hold down a job. He was once employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers.[3] Kirk also had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, which resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow. Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job. He atteneded Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy and he was also was a singer who sold his tapes from the trunk of his car. His song was titled "Can I Borrow A Feeling" and the album featured a picture of Kirk on the front in a robe, which he was using in an attempt to be a smoking jacket. He was also unemployed at some point, surviving on alimony payments and unemployment benefits.
Arrest
He was once arrest for kidnapping. When Bart went to a concert his parents banned him from, he hides at Kirk's apartment which leads to his arrest. Despite liking the attraction from the ladies outside the prison, he is released when Alcatraaz, Lisa, and Principal Skinner found out Bart was lying.[4]
Remarriage to Luann
Kirk and Luann later remarried and while on honeymoon, were presumed dead. They were later found on a desert island when Milhouse's uncle Norbert's balloon crashed.
Trivia
- His arm was once cut off by wire that Snake planted to kill Homer.[5]
- He seems to dislike children singing.[citation needed]
Non-canon
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The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed. |
Kirk died when Homer became Death and touched him at a baseball match, killing him.[6]
Appearances
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This article or section is incomplete.
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References
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Van Houten Family
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| Main family | ||
| Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Milhouse Van Houten | ||
| Other family | ||
| Bastardo Mussolini • Grandma Van Houten • Grandpa Van Houten • Grandpa Van Houten's second wife • Luann's sister • Nana Sophie Mussolini • Norbert Van Houten • Annika Van Houten | ||
| Deceased members | ||
| Eliza Van Houten • Eustace Van Houten • Kirkedemious Van Houten • Milford Van Houten | ||
| Pets | ||
| Milhouse's dog • Taquito |
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