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'''Cookie Kwan''' is a [[Springfield]] realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent. | '''Cookie Kwan''' is a [[Springfield]] realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent. | ||
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She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]] "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>"[[Realty Bites]]"</ref> | She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]] "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>"[[Realty Bites]]"</ref> | ||
+ | == History == | ||
Both Cookie and [[Lindsay Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered [[Homer]] to move to her house.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> She once had a relation with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of [[Mayor Quimby's body guards|his bodyguards,]] so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"</ref> | Both Cookie and [[Lindsay Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered [[Homer]] to move to her house.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> She once had a relation with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of [[Mayor Quimby's body guards|his bodyguards,]] so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"</ref> | ||
Revision as of 07:13, August 31, 2013
- "Stay off the west side!"
- ―Cookie[src]
Cookie Kwan
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Character Information
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Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.
Biography
She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[1]
History
Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house.[2] She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.[3]
Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[4]
She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.[5]
Trivia
- Cookie has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
Appearances
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References
Wikisimpsons has a collection of images related to Cookie Kwan. |
Springfield Republican Party
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Birch Barlow • Charles Montgomery Burns • Chris Christie • Bob Dole • Count Dracula • Julius Hibbert • Krusty the Clown • Ralph Nader • The Rich Texan • Strom Thurmond • Fat Tony • Rainier Wolfcastle • Gary Chalmers | ||
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Blue-haired lawyer • Sterling Closet • Cookie Kwan • Helen Lovejoy • Lurleen Lumpkin • Lindsey Naegle • Ted Nugent • Sideshow Bob • Mr. Costington • Horace Wilcox • Waylon Smithers • Isabel Gutierrez • Homer Simpson (occasionally) |
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