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Punk (left), Upstart (center), and Sassmouth (right)
| Supervillain Information
|| Male ♂
|| Skilled administration of wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, etc.|
Master of lunch money extraction
Preeminent elevator pass salesman
| First Appearance:
|| Seems Like Old Crimes!
Upstart, real name Kearney Zzyzwicz, is a henchman to Whippersnapper, along with Punk and Sassmouth.
After Jimbo Jones became Whippersnapper, his bully friends got bored. They eventually joined him as his henchmen, with Kearney becoming Upstart.
Whippersnapper went around Springfield with his henchmen using his Miracle Whip to turn young people old. This got the attention of Nick Fury and The Dependables, who set out to stop him and his henchmen. The Dependables beat Whippersnapper and the Henchmen by using a de-aging ray that they got from Professor Frink.