• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.

Retired lineman masseur

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
SimpsonsFC.png The title of this article is conjectural.
Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.
Retired lineman masseur
Retired lineman masseur.png
Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Grey
Occupation: Masseur
Former: Football lineman
First appearance: "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
Voiced by: Kevin Michael Richardson

The retired lineman masseur is a masseur and a former football lineman.


The retired lineman masseur was working at a day spa in the Springfield Atoms Stadium. As he was massaging someone, he said that he wouldn't need to be a masseur if he didn't buy a Ferrari a day for twenty-two seasons.