Cookie Kwan

"Stay off the west side!"

―Cookie

Cookie Kwan

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Alive Hair: Black Occupation: Realtor Relatives: Ex-partner: Joe Quimby Son: Unnamed First appearance: "Realty Bites" Voiced by: Tress MacNeille

Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.

Biography

She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"

Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.

History

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.

Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house. She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.

Trivia

• Cookie has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

Appearances

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Episode – "Realty Bites" Episode – "She of Little Faith" (Ad seen in church) Episode – "Large Marge" Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" Episode – "The Way We Weren't" Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl" (Flashback cameo) Episode – "Husbands and Knives" Episode – "Take My Life, Please" Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" Episode – "The Bob Next Door" Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" (name seen) Episode – "The Fool Monty" Episode – "Homer Scissorhands" Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga" Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (cog in Homer's head) Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Episode – "Clown in the Dumps" Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV" Episode – "Simpsorama" Episode – "Covercraft" Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" Episode – "My Fare Lady" Book – The Marge Book Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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