Dr. Stradivarius Cain is a spy. His mission is to make Homer into a man that his wife can't resist.
History[edit]
Stradivarius Cain is a movie character who has starred in at least two movies. One of his movies featured him coming out of the sea, unzipping his body to reveal his white suit underneath. Another one of his movies showed him holding onto a helicopter's rotor blades as it landed. He snuck into the castle, killed the Russian businessman, and attacked the other villains there.
Homer's hallucination[edit]
Homer started to hallucinate after getting a concussion. Stradivarius Cain taught Homer how to be a better lover to Marge by telling him to flirt with other women to teach him how to be kind to his wife. After angry husband threatened to shoot Homer after he flirted with his woman, Cain told Homer to squirt a lemon in his eye, then a lime. They both ran off, and Cain seemed to enjoy it.
Cain told Homer to clean out his car after wondering where the hidden weapons were. Homer said that his nagging was making him like a second wife, so Cain transformed into a woman to tell Homer that he could do that. Later, when the same angry husband tried to kill Homer again, Homer bashed his head to get his hallucination back. Cleatus the Football Robot unzipped itself and out stepped Cain, who told Homer to flirt with the man the same way he did with his wife. Homer did so, and Cain's work was done when Marge realized that Homer wanted to please her.[1]
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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60m
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70, 17
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Brown House
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1
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4h
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175, 45
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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4h
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175, 45
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Big $
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4h
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175, 45
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The Boiled Potato
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Pub Daycare
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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6h
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225, 55
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Springfield Medical Center
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8h
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275, 70
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Brown House
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12h
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420, 100
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2
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12h
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1,260, 300
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Brown House
Agent Bont
Wayne Slater
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24h
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600, 150
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Costington's or
Brown House
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Be the Master of Disguises
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References[edit]
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Episode – "The Spy Who Learned Me" 
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out 
