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Hilton Lakebottom

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Hilton Lakebottom
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Grey
Occupation: Scientist
First appearance: Homererectus

Doctor Hilton Lakebottom is a scientist.


In 1875, Dr. Hilton Lakebottom and Dr. Henshaw Pinetree were on a dig in a frozen area when they uncovered a frozen caveman. They excavated him and brought him back to London to study him and the items he was found with. As Dr. Lakebottom and his peers were discussing the significance of a Duff bottle, another man ran into the room to tell them that Dr. Pinetree needed to see them. The caveman had been thawed and was alive and singing. Dr. Lakebottom got excited because it meant he might get to meet the queen.

That night, Snitchum kidnapped the caveman and had people pay to see him. Dr. Lakebottom was awoken the next morning and he and his peers searched for the caveman, eventually seeing a poster for the exhibit. They confronted Snitchum and took the caveman back again. Many tests were done on the caveman to work out if man had evolved from him. However, the tests showed that the caveman was dumber than a monkey. Dr. Lakebottom then had the caveman taken to live with gorillas.