Joe Theismann

Joe Theismann

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Gray Occupation: Retired professional football player First mentioned: "Saturdays of Thunder" First appearance: "There Will Be Buds"

Joe Theismann is an American retired professional football player.

History

When Homer watched Football's Greatest Injuries, Marge started to talk with him about a quiz she wanted him to do, which made him miss a clip featuring Joe Theismann.

When Kirk Van Houten was at Gudger College, Theismann was watching his lacrosse game. When Kirk broke his hand high fiving Sir Gudge-A-Lot, Theismann puked into his hat.

Appearances

• Episode – "Saturdays of Thunder" (mentioned)
• Episode – "There Will Be Buds"

External links

• Joe Theismann at Wikipedia

Athletes

Baseball players Sandy Alomar • Cap Anson • Flash Bailor • Sal Bando • Johnny Bench • Wade Boggs • Barry Bonds • Mordecai Brown • Bill Buckner • Brett Butler • José Canseco • Roger Clemens • Ty Cobb • Jim Creighton • Smash Diggins • Dom DiMaggio • Joe DiMaggio • Danny Dings • Willy Dipkin • Dick Drago‎ • Rollie Fingers • Carlton Fisk • Whitey Ford • Ray Fosse • Terry Francona • Eddie Gaedel • Oscar Gamble‎ • Lou Gehrig • Kirk Gibson • Zack Greinke • Ken Griffey, Jr. • Tommy Henrich • Pinky Higgins • Harry Hooper • Steve Howe • Carl Hubbell • Reggie Jackson • Shoeless Joe Jackson • Derek Jeter • Randy Johnson • Chipper Jones • Wally Joyner • Sandy Koufax • Joe LaBoot • John Lackey • Napoleon Lajoie • Cliff Lee • Connie Mack • Mickey Mantle • Don Mattingly • Bill McCloskey • Mark McGwire • Buck Mitchell • David Ortiz • Mel Ott • Mike Piazza • Alex Rodriguez • Pete Rose • Babe Ruth • Babe Ruth IV • Deion Sanders • Ron Santo • Steve Sax • Mike Scioscia • Ozzie Smith • Warren Spahn • Bart Simpson • Darryl Strawberry • Gabby Street • Ron Swoboda‎ • Gene Tenace • Frank Thomas • Tito • Tommy • Joe Torre • Pie Traynor • Bob Uecker • Fernando Valenzuela • Omar Vizquel • Fishbone Walker • Honus Wagner • Chuck Wildler • Ted Williams • Tork Williams • Esteban Yan • Carl Yastrzemski Basketball players Kareem Abdul-Jabbar • Charles Barkley • Larry Bird • Kobe Bryant • Canadian basketball player • Calbert Cheaney • Stephen Curry • Patrick Ewing • LeBron James • Magic Johnson • Michael Jordan • Lisa Leslie • Yao Ming • Muk Mu • Shaquille O'Neal • Lamar Odom • Fung Pang-Li • Robert Parish • Scottie Pippen • David Robinson • Dennis Rodman • Tree Rollins • Bill Russell • Bill Walton • Babe Didrikson Zaharias Boxers Muhammad Ali • Rocky Balboa • Boxcar Bob • Gerry Cooney • James J. 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