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Joe Theismann

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Gray
Occupation:	Retired professional football player
First mentioned:	"Saturdays of Thunder"
First appearance:	"There Will Be Buds"

Joe Theismann is an American retired professional football player.

History

When Homer watched Football's Greatest Injuries, Marge started to talk with him about a quiz she wanted him to do, which made him miss a clip featuring Joe Theismann.^[1]

When Kirk Van Houten was at Gudger College, Theismann was watching his lacrosse game. When Kirk broke his hand high fiving Sir Gudge-A-Lot, Theismann puked into his hat.^[2]

Appearances

Episode – "Saturdays of Thunder" (mentioned)
Episode – "There Will Be Buds"

References

↑ "Saturdays of Thunder"
↑ "There Will Be Buds"

External links

Joe Theismann at Wikipedia

Athletes

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Ariaga • Ariaga II • Aruglia • Bariaga • David Beckham • Jesminder Bhamra • El Divo • Pelé • Pizzoza • Ronaldo • Cristiano Ronaldo

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Andre Agassi • Boris Becker • Björn Borg • Jimmy Connors • Billie Jean King • Rod Laver • Ivan Lendl • John McEnroe • Andy Murray • Martina Navratilova • Pete Sampras • Monica Seles • Serena Williams • Venus Williams

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Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff

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[1] "Saturdays of Thunder"

[2] "There Will Be Buds"

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