Unnamed surfing rabbi

Unnamed surfing rabbi

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Unknown
Hair:	Brown
Occupation:	Rabbi Author
First appearance:	"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"

An unnamed surfing rabbi is the author of When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children. Marge buys his book.

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Episode – "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" (book cover)
Episode – "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" (picture in Annie Dubinsky's office)

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Unnamed surfing rabbi

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