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When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children

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When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children
Book Information
Author: Unnamed surfing rabbi
Genre: Help
First appearance: "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"

When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children is a book bought by Marge. The book says that a new pet will help get rid of Lisa's remorse for her old pet, Snowball II, who had just died after being hit by Dr. Hibbert's Mercedes. According to Marge, the book is written by a rabbi who surfs, since the back of the book is a picture of a surfing rabbi.

Back of the book, depicting the author, a surfing rabbi.