- "Stay off the west side!"
- ―Cookie[src]
Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.
Biography
She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[1]
Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.[2]
History
Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[3]
Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house.[4] She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.[8]
She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.[9]
Non-canon
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 17,  5
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Hunt for a Man
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60m
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70, 17
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Moe's Tavern
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| Protect Her Territory
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4h
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175, 45
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| Attend Coffee Meetup
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4h
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175, 45
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Jittery Joe's Coffee
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| Advertise Springfield Heights
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8h
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 1,000, 70
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| Fix House Decor
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8h
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275, 70
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Pink House
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| Take a Break from Working the West Side
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8h
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275, 70
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Deluxe Desert Tent
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| Take Future-Length Coffee Break
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10h
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350, 90
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Mushroom Office Building
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Mushroom Office Building
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| Push Electro-Pens
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10h
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350, 90
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Office Towers
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Office Towers
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| Aggressively Make Sales
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12h
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420, 100
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Aggressively Make Sales Locations
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| Host an Open Evil Lair
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16h
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500, 125
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Dr. Lenny's Lab
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| Hack Co-workers' E-mails
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24h
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600, 150
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The Java Server
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| Animated Tasks
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Advertise Springfield Heights
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Trivia
Appearances
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