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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge | + | Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child, speaking with the same comically heavy accent. She was seen reading a book about how to lose an accent but evidently she never did. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge left the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and spread a rumor that Marge was pregnant.<ref>"[[The Way We Weren't]]"</ref> |
Both Cookie and [[Lindsay Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered [[Homer]] to move to her house.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> She once had a relation with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of [[Mayor Quimby's body guards|his bodyguards,]] so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"</ref> She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref> She got together with [[Otto]] during "Grown-up Halloween".<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]"</ref> Cookie slept with [[Professor Frink]] then introduced him to her cousin, [[Nookie Kwan]].<ref>"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"</ref> She once had a conjugal visit with [[Kirk Van Houten]].<ref>"[[Pranksta Rap]]"</ref> | Both Cookie and [[Lindsay Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered [[Homer]] to move to her house.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> She once had a relation with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of [[Mayor Quimby's body guards|his bodyguards,]] so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"</ref> She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref> She got together with [[Otto]] during "Grown-up Halloween".<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]"</ref> Cookie slept with [[Professor Frink]] then introduced him to her cousin, [[Nookie Kwan]].<ref>"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"</ref> She once had a conjugal visit with [[Kirk Van Houten]].<ref>"[[Pranksta Rap]]"</ref> | ||
| − | + | The only real estate deal she ever transacted with the Simpsons was when she rented Homer an apartment in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"</ref> | |
== Non-canon == | == Non-canon == | ||
Revision as of 22:58, April 27, 2019
- "Stay off the west side!"
- ―Cookie[src]
Cookie Kwan
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Character Information
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Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.
Contents
Biography
She is very aggressive towards anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[1]
Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.[2]
History
Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child, speaking with the same comically heavy accent. She was seen reading a book about how to lose an accent but evidently she never did. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge left the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and spread a rumor that Marge was pregnant.[3]
Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house.[4] She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.[8] She once had a conjugal visit with Kirk Van Houten.[9]
The only real estate deal she ever transacted with the Simpsons was when she rented Homer an apartment in Waverly Hills.[10]
Non-canon
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Trivia
- Cookie has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
Appearances
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References
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Springfield Republican Party
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| Birch Barlow • Charles Montgomery Burns • Chris Christie • Bob Dole • Count Dracula • Julius Hibbert • Krusty the Clown • Ralph Nader • The Rich Texan • Strom Thurmond • Fat Tony • Rainier Wolfcastle • Gary Chalmers | ||
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| Blue-haired lawyer • Sterling Closet • Cookie Kwan • Helen Lovejoy • Lurleen Lumpkin • Lindsey Naegle • Ted Nugent • Sideshow Bob • Mr. Costington • Horace Wilcox • Waylon Smithers • Isabel Gutierrez • Homer Simpson (occasionally) |
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