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"Stay off the west side!"

―Cookie^[src]

Cookie Kwan

Artwork of Cookie Kwan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information

Gender:	Female ♀
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Black
Occupation:	Realtor
Relatives:	Son: Unnamed Cousin: Nookie Kwan
First appearance:	"Realty Bites"
Voiced by:	Tress MacNeille

Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.

Biography

She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"^[1]

Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.^[2]

History

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.^[3]

Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house.^[4] She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.^[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.^[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".^[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.^[8]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.^[9]

Non-canon

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Cookie Kwan
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlocks with	Unlock message
	FREE	Springfield Heights Level 30 Springfield Heights Pt. 2	Red Blazer Realty
Technical Information	ID	Groups		Internal Name
Technical Information	`105000`	Regular Characters, Regular Female, Republican	`CookieKwan`

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Go Skating	10m	17, 5	Simpsons' Skating Rink
Hunt for a Man	60m	70, 17	Moe's Tavern
Protect Her Territory	4h	175, 45
Attend Coffee Meetup	4h	175, 45	Jittery Joe's Coffee
Advertise Springfield Heights	8h	1,000, 70
Fix House Decor	8h	275, 70	Pink House
Take a Break from Working the West Side	8h	275, 70	Deluxe Desert Tent
Take Future-Length Coffee Break	10h	350, 90	Mushroom Office Building	Mushroom Office Building
Push Electro-Pens	10h	350, 90	Office Towers	Office Towers
Aggressively Make Sales	12h	420, 100	Aggressively Make Sales Locations
Host an Open Evil Lair	16h	500, 125	Dr. Lenny's Lab
Hack Co-workers' E-mails	24h	600, 150	The Java Server

Animated Tasks
Protect Her Territory Advertise Springfield Heights

Trivia

Cookie has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

Appearances

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Episode – "Realty Bites"
Episode – "She of Little Faith" (Ad seen in church)
Episode – "Large Marge"
Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
Episode – "The Way We Weren't"
Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl" (Flashback cameo)
Episode – "Husbands and Knives"
Episode – "Take My Life, Please"
Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
Episode – "The Bob Next Door"
Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" (name seen)
Episode – "The Fool Monty"
Episode – "Homer Scissorhands"
Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"
Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (cog in Homer's head)
Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
Episode – "Clown in the Dumps"
Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV"
Episode – "Simpsorama"
Episode – "Covercraft"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
Episode – "My Fare Lady"
Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
Episode – "The Caper Chase"
Book – The Marge Book
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

References

Wikisimpsons has a collection of images related to Cookie Kwan.

↑ "Realty Bites"
↑ "Husbands and Knives"
↑ "The Way We Weren't"
↑ "Large Marge"
↑ "She Used to Be My Girl"
↑ "In the Name of the Grandfather"
↑ "Halloween of Horror"
↑ "Love is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
↑ "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

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[1] "Realty Bites"

[2] "Husbands and Knives"

[3] "The Way We Weren't"

[4] "Large Marge"

[5] "She Used to Be My Girl"

[6] "In the Name of the Grandfather"

[7] "Halloween of Horror"

[8] "Love is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"

[9] "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

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