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For others named John, see John.

John

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Black
Occupation:	Owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop
First appearance:	"Homer's Phobia"
Voiced by:	John Waters

John is the gay owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop, an offbeat store filled with various "camp" items.

History

He first appears when he shows that "a very old figurine" belonging to the Simpsons was just an old liquor bottle, quickly striking up a friendship with the family. Whilst exploring the Simpson's house searching for any value in the items there, Homer takes a shine to him. However, upon hearing that John is a homosexual, Homer turns against him. The rest of the family continue to enjoy John's company, with him taking them on a tour of Springfield. After a while Homer fears that John's homosexuality is rubbing off on Bart and decides to take him hunting. After Homer has sustained a severe beating from a group of reindeer, John saves him, scaring the reindeer off with a Japanese robot Santa Claus. With this act he earns Homer's trust. He is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" bowling shirt, which Marge Simpson presumably gave away. It is hinted that John has been dating Waylon Smithers, Jr..^[1]

He attended the Green Day concert.^[2]

John was on the gay dating app U.S. Male Service.^[3]

Behind the Laughter

In the episode "Homer's Phobia", John is voiced by and modeled after John Waters. His character is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" shirt from "Team Homer".

Appearances

Episode – "Homer's Phobia"
Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge"
– The Simpsons Movie
Episode – "The Fool Monty"
Episode – "Flaming Moe"
Episode – "My Fare Lady" (Simpsons Pixel couch gag)
Episode – "Haw-Haw Land"
Episode – "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire" (picture)
Comic story – Anchormom
Comic story – Marge the Sellout
Comic story – 24/7th Heaven
Comic story – Merchants of Vengeance!
Comic story – Brew Ha Ha!
Comic story – The Official Cockamamie's Mail-Order "Cult-alog" of Cool Pop-Cultural Collectibles!!
Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield
Book – Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture

References

LGBT characters

view • talk • edit • past Lesbian
Patty Bouvier • Bryn Mawr • Ellen DeGeneres • Clea DuVall • Evelyn • Verity Heathbar • Anne Heche • Billie Jean King • Megan Matheson • Tig Notaro • Paula • Mrs. Risotto • Sappho of Lesbos • Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir • Smith • Susan Sontag • Miss Viola

view • talk • edit • past Hinted to be Lesbian
Lady Gaga • Martha • Peppermint Patty • Valerie

view • talk • edit • past Gay
Barry • Blinky* • Dash Calhoun • Tom Collins • Comic Book Gay • Contractor • Michael de Graaf • Dewey • Julio Franco • Gay Latino man* • Geoffrey • Sven Golly • Philip Hefflin • Huckleberry Hound* • John • King Julio of Spain • Kissing cops • Dewey Largo • Grady Little • The Rich Texan's grandson • Roscoe • Grizzly Shawn • Waylon Smithers • Streetcar man 1 • Streetcar man 2 • Stuart • George Takei • Thad • Tennessee Williams

view • talk • edit • past Hinted to be Gay
Carl Carlson • Rod Flanders* • Todd Flanders* • Karl • Kevin • Lenny Leonard • Paul Lynde • Raoul • Dr. Smith • Tab Spangler • Discus Stu* • Gore Vidal • Cameron Winklevoss • Tyler Winklevoss

view • talk • edit • past Bisexual
The Cool Moms* (Anita • Connie • Rachel) • Candace • Janelle Monáe • Nigel • Disco Stu

view • talk • edit • past Hinted to be Bisexual
Sideshow Bob • Shauna Chalmers • Duffman • Edna Krabappel • Mr. Mackleberry* • Horatio McCallister • Martin Prince • Santa's Little Helper • Lisa Simpson* • Milhouse Van Houten • Ralph Wiggum

view • talk • edit • past Transgender
Constance Harm • Clara Hosenfrauen • Brunella Pommelhorst • Stanlerina • Francine Simpson • Wallis

view • talk • edit • past Hinted to be Transgender
Dewey Largo • Helen Lovejoy • Martin Prince* • Waylon Smithers

The Simpsons characters

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons and relatives
Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II

view • talk • edit • past Around Springfield
Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff

view • talk • edit • past Celebrities
Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)

view • talk • edit • past Springfield Elementary School faculty and students
Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl

view • talk • edit • past Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty

view • talk • edit • past Villains
Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony

view • talk • edit • past Other characters
Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy

view • talk • edit • past Families
The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes

view • talk • edit • past Miscellaneous
Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters

[1] "Homer's Phobia"

[2] The Simpsons Movie

[3] "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire"

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