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U.S. Male Service

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U.S. Male Service
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MyPad App Information
Genre: Dating
First appearance: "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire"


U.S. Male Service is a gay dating app.

History[edit]

Waylon Smithers used the app to try and find dates. However, he found that everyone on the app were either people who didn't want to commit, or who were going through a phase. When Smithers updated his profile with a picture of him and his new puppy, he got a lot of likes.

Other people who use the app include John and Disco Stu.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

U.S. Male Service is a reference to the United States Postal Service.

Appearances[edit]