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The Rich Texan

Artwork of The Rich Texan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Hair:	White
Occupation:	Business Owner Former Senator
Relatives:	Daughter: Paris Texan Grandson: Unnamed^[1]
First appearance:	"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Voiced by:	Dan Castellaneta

The Rich Texan is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot), and is in his 70s.

History

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The Rich Texan

Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.^[2] Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".^[3]

He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. Homer once addressed the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again.^[4] He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill.^[5] One of his fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.^[6]

The Rich Texan always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. Shooting on the "Yee", not the "haw", he explained once. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same".^[7] He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.^[8]

He revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus.^[9] He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.^[10]

The Rich Texan once stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.^[11]

His license plate reads "NO SHAME".^[12]

Family

The Rich Texan has a gay grandson ^[13] and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).^[14]

Non-canon

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The Rich Texan
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlock message		Yearbook
	85	Formerly: Level 28 Premium			30
85	Level 28 Premium (The Vault)
50	Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Imports Mystery Box)
Technical Information	ID	Groups	Quest(s)	Internal Name
Technical Information	`68`	Premium Characters, Premium Male, High Roller, Rich People, Entrepreneur, Adult, Villains, Republican, Golfers	The Texan With No Shame	`TheRichTexan`

Taps Final Update
Wave	Cost	Release
1	85	September 26, 2024

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Go Skating	10m	26, 7	Simpsons' Skating Rink
Try to Make Par	10m	26, 7	Golf Green
Go to a Tea Party Rally	60m	105, 26	Brown House	The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1
Hit Some Range Balls	2h	350, 80	Driving Range
Shop for Golf Equipment	2h	175, 40	The Golfin' Dolphin
Visit the Track	3h	200, 55	Springfield Downs	The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4
Holster a Big Gun	4h	260, 70	Springfield Downs
Overpay for Sex on the Beach	4h	260, 70	Smooches on the Beach
Stay at the Swelldorado	4h	260, 70	Swelldorado
Try to Win at Blackjack	4h	260, 70	$ Casino
Drink and Babysit	4h	260, 70	The Boiled Potato
Hang at the Ha-Ha Spa	4h	260, 70	Klub Krusty Adult Retreat
Go Fancy Shopping	4h	260, 70	Carnaby Street
Attend Parenting Seminars	4h	260, 70	Universal Panacea
Drive the Sleigh	4h	260, 70	The Rich Texan Sleigh
Shop for Cider	4h	260, 70	Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Obtain Anxiety Medication	6h	350, 90	Springfield Medical Center
Visit The Vast Waistband	7h	375, 90	The Vast Waistband
Drink at Moe's	8h	420, 105	Moe's Tavern
Dance the Señor Burns	8h	420, 105	Chez Guevara
Ride the Mechanical Bull	12h	600, 150		The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3
Enjoy a Night at the Theater	12h	600, 150	Springfield Playhouse
Complain About Electric Buzzing	12h	600, 150	The Buzzing Sign Diner
Celebrate, Cowboy Style!	24h	1,000, 225		The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6
Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store	24h	1,000, 225	Kevin's Kindling

Animated Tasks
Drive the Sleigh Ride the Mechanical Bull Celebrate, Cowboy Style!

Appearances

Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Episode – "Homie the Clown"
Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
Episode – "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
Episode – "Bart Carny"
Episode – "Lard of the Dance" (on magazine cover)
Episode – "Mom and Pop Art"
Episode – "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
Episode – "Brawl in the Family"
Episode – "Pray Anything"
Episode – "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
Episode – "Marge's Son Poisoning"
Episode – "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie"
Episode – "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
Episode – "Homerazzi"
Episode – "You Kent Always Say What You Want"
– The Simpsons Movie
Episode – "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
Episode – "Midnight Towboy"
Episode – "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
Episode – "The Burns and the Bees"
Episode – "The Fool Monty"
Episode – "Opposites A-Frack"
Episode – "Simpsorama"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
Comic story – 3000's Company
Special – Homer Votes 2012
– "The Simpsons Guy"
Video game – The Simpsons Game
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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[1] "Million-Dollar Abie"

[2] "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times"

[3] "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"

[4] "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

[5] "Lisa the Tree Hugger"

[6] "The Simpsons Beyond Forever"

[7] "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

[8] "Pray Anything"

[9] "Midnight Towboy"

[10] "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"

[11] "Marge's Son Poisoning"

[12] "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"

[13] "Million-Dollar Abie"

[14] "Homerazzi"

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