The Rich Texan or Senator Shady Bird Johnson is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot), and is in his 70s.
History
Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.[2] Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".[3]
He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. Homer once addressed the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again.[4] He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill.[5] One of his fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.[6]
The Rich Texan always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. Shooting on the "Yee", not the "haw", he explained once. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same".[7] He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.[8]
He revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus.[9] He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.[10]
The Rich Texan once stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.[11]
His license plate reads "NO SHAME".[12]
Family
The Rich Texan has a gay grandson [13] and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).[14]
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The Rich Texan
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Image
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Cost
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Unlock method
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Unlock message
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Yearbook
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85
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Formerly: Level 28 Premium
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30
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85
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Level 28 Premium (The Vault)
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50
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Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Imports Mystery Box)
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Technical Information
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ID
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Groups
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Quest(s)
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Internal Name
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68
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Premium Characters, Premium Male, High Roller, Rich People, Entrepreneur, Adult, Villains, Republican, Golfers
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The Texan With No Shame
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TheRichTexan
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Taps Final Update
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Wave
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Cost
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Release
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1
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85
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September 26, 2024
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Permanent Tasks
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Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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Go Skating
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10m
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26, 7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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Try to Make Par
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10m
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26, 7
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Golf Green
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Go to a Tea Party Rally
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60m
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105, 26
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Brown House
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The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1
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Hit Some Range Balls
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2h
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350, 80
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Driving Range
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Shop for Golf Equipment
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2h
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175, 40
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The Golfin' Dolphin
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Visit the Track
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3h
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200, 55
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Springfield Downs
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The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4
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Holster a Big Gun
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4h
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260, 70
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Springfield Downs
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Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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Hang at the Ha-Ha Spa
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4h
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260, 70
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Klub Krusty Adult Retreat
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Go Fancy Shopping
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4h
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260, 70
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Carnaby Street
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Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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Drive the Sleigh
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4h
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260, 70
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The Rich Texan Sleigh
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Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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350, 90
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Springfield Medical Center
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Visit The Vast Waistband
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7h
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375, 90
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The Vast Waistband
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Drink at Moe's
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8h
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420, 105
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Moe's Tavern
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Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Ride the Mechanical Bull
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12h
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600, 150
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The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3
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Enjoy a Night at the Theater
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Playhouse
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Complain About Electric Buzzing
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12h
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600, 150
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The Buzzing Sign Diner
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Celebrate, Cowboy Style!
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24h
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1,000, 225
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The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6
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Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Kevin's Kindling
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Appearances
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