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Artemis

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Black and grey Occupation: Bartender First appearance: "The Last Barfighter" Voiced by: Ian McShane v • d • e • h

Artemis is a bartender at The Confidential.

History

When Moe visited The Confidential, he asked Artemis for his usual drink. Moe then told Artemis about everything that his customers had told him at Moe's. After Moe had a drunken night out with his friends, and revealed all the gossip that he had heard from other bartenders, Artemis sent Moe a message via Kristof, a rat, telling Moe to go and see him at The Confidential. When Moe got there, Artemis told Moe about the history of The Confidential and told him that everyone should follow the only law of The Confidential, a bartender must keep the secrets told to them. Artemis then kicked Moe out of The Confidential and told Moe that his customers would be "cut off", given a drug that makes it so they can never drink alcohol again. Moe then ran out of the bar to warn his friends.

Three months after the barflies had been cut off, they showed their loyalty to Moe and went to Moe's Tavern for non-alcoholic drinks. Artemis was pleased with their loyalty and rewarded them with the antidote to anti-booze. Barney, Lenny and Carl quickly took the antidote but Homer refused, enjoying his sobriety. Artemis then sent a message to all bartenders to tell them to inject Homer with the antidote.

Behind the Laughter

Artemis is a parody of Winston from John Wick, also played by Ian McShane.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Last Barfighter"