- "I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener?"
- ―The Australian bartender being prank called by Bart[src]
| Australian bartender
| Character Information
After finding Denis Leary's cellphone Bart started making prank calls to bars around the world. He called Crocodile Drunkee's and pretended to be "Drew P. Wiener". The bartender asked his patrons if any of them were expecting a call from Drew P. Wiener. He then said that he held in his hand a Drew P. Wiener, and one of the patrons said that he'd better put it down.