- "Uh, has anyone here seen Maya Normousbutt?"
- ―The Hawaiian bartender being prank called by Bart.[src]
| Hawaiian bartender
| Character Information
The Hawaiian bartender is a man who works at a bar in Hawaii.
After finding Denis Leary's cellphone Bart started prank calling bars around the world. He called the Hawaiian bar and asked for "Maya Normousbutt". When the bartender asked his patrons if they had seen Maya Normousbutt they burst out laughing and the bartender got angry.