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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait content update

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Revision as of 23:18, April 16, 2023 by 58.178.21.203 (talk) (A Heavenly Chorus Line)
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"Heaven Won't Wait"
"Upcoming "
"God is finally fed up with the human race and decides to test humanity one more time by dropping a new Garden of Eden in Springfield. But when Lisa points out a theological loophole and recruits Jesus to humanity’s side, God gets exasperated and declares no one will be allowed into Heaven anymore, which prompts the locals to immediately start building their own Heaven on Earth – or at least a theme park version of it. God returns even more upset and decides to abandon humanity completely. Desperate to win back God’s attention, Springfield decides to put on a show. Will this please God and save Springfield or will He get his Apocalypse on…?"
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait is the two hundred and thirty-sixth content update. It will be released on April 12, 2023 and end on May 17, 2023.

Note

Yearbook Mystery Box.png All items with this icon on the last column of the table are also available for just Donut Tapped Out.png30 in the Yearbook Mystery Box!

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Angela (My Way or the Highway to Heaven).png Angela Working for the Big Boss' son was cool...at first. Unlocks after completing The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 5.
William Shakespeare.png Shakespeare Donut150 Would a donut by any other name not taste as sweet? Unlocks with Candy Heaven.
StPeter.png St. Peter I've never been as busy as people think. Unlocks with Heavenly Golf Course.
Ludwig van Beethoven.png Beethoven Music as High Art definitely peaked with me. Unlocks with Heavenly Deaf Jam.
Serpent.png Temptation Serpent Gil's not the only person around here offering sweet deals! Unlocks with Tray of 132 Donuts.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB
Moses.png Moses Donut80 Moses Unlock.png
Father Sean.png Father Sean Donut100 Tapped Out Father Sean Unlock.png Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Old Scratch.png Old Scratch Donut130 Old Scratch Unlock.png Unlocks with Flanders' Personal Hell.
Baby Jesus.png Baby Jesus Donut150 Baby Jesus Unlock.png Unlocks with Baby Jesus' House.
Pope.png Pope Pope Unlock.png Unlocks with St. Paul's Basilica. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
The Leader.png The Leader The Leader Unlock.png Unlocks with Movementarian Compound.
Herod the Great.png King Herod King Herod Unlock.png Unlocks with Herod's Citadel.
Dalai Lama.png The Dalai Lama The Dalai Lama Unlock.png Unlocks with Jogyesa Temple.
Moe-looking Satan.png The Devil The Devil Unlock.png Unlocks with Hellscape.
Andre (Thank God It's Doomsday).png Andre Donut175 Andre Unlock.png Unlocks with Heaven.
Geoffrey Chaucer.png Geoffrey Chaucer Geoffrey Chaucer Unlock.png Unlocks with Westminster Abbey. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Oscar Wilde.png Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde Unlock.png
Rachel Jordan.png Rachel Jordan Donut185 Rachel Jordan Unlock.png Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Jesus Christ.png Jesus Christ Donut199 Jesus Christ Unlock.png Unlocks with Heavenly Swing Set. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Yahweh.png Yahweh Donut250 Yahweh Unlock.png Unlocks with Jewish Walk of Fame.
God.png God Donut777 God Unlock.png Unlocks with The Ten Commandments.

Character skins

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Adam.png Adam Look away for a second — this fig leaf really itches and I need to scratch! Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 5.
Eve.png Eve Donut150 I most certainly did NOT eat anything I wasn't supposed to! Unlocks with Garden of Eden.
Angel Flanders.png Angel Flanders Hi-diddly-ho, sinner-eenos! Unlocks with Heavenly Water Slide.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB
Krusty the Christian.png Krusty the Christian Donut150 Krusty the Christian Unlock.png Unlocks with Evil Candy Cave.

Non-playable characters

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Gary the Unicorn.png Gary the Unicorn I'd prefer to stay in the Garden of Eden — your town is scary! Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 3.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
TSTO Barnacle Bay Church.png Barnacle Bay Church 4h Hosting Fishy Sermons Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 1.
TSTO Springfield Cathedral.png Springfield Cathedral Hosting Pretentious Sermons Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 4.
TSTO The Jesus Cube.png The Jesus Cube Hosting Holy Hangouts Unlocks after completing The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 2.
TSTO Heavenly Pedicure Hut.png Heavenly Pedicure Hut Making Toes Divinely Presentable Unlocks after completing Heaven on Earth Pt. 2.
TSTO Regular Heaven.png Regular Heaven Housing Boring Dead People Unlocks after completing Heaven on Earth Pt. 4.
TSTO Heaven Reception.png Heaven Reception Orienting the Newly Deceased Unlocks after completing Heaven on Earth Pt. 5.
TSTO Heavenly Showroom.png Heavenly Showroom Entertaining the Righteous Dead Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2.
TSTO Celebrity Heaven.png Celebrity Heaven Housing Celebrity Dead People Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4.
TSTO Hindu Heaven.png Hindu Heaven Confusing Theologians Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5.
TSTO Garden of Eden.png Garden of Eden Donut150 6s Sheltering Innocent Creatures Unlocks Eve.

Returning

Image Name Cost Task Notes Yearbook MB
Rockin' Ark.png Rockin' Ark Donut25 Getting People Sick in Pairs Also unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
TSTO Chocolate Chapel.png Chocolate Chapel Donut40 Worshipping a Higher Chocolate Power Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Tower of Babel.png Tower of Babel Donut45 The Original Stairway to Heaven Yearbook Mystery Box.png
TSTO Bethlehem Inn.png Bethlehem Inn Donut60 Rejecting Everyone Equally
Bob's Big Buddha.png Bob's Big Buddha Enlightening Tastebuds
Jewish Heaven.png Jewish Heaven Donut65 Even the Clouds are Kosher Yearbook Mystery Box.png
First Church of Lard Lad Tapped Out.png First Church of Lard Lad Donut70 Worshipping the Holy Donut
Old Cathedral.png Old Cathedral Donut80 Selling Piety for Pittance
Medieval Cathedral.png Medieval Cathedral Making Great Acoustics
St. Paul's Cathedral.png St. Paul's Cathedral Donut90 Surviving the Blitz
Baby Jesus' House.png Baby Jesus' House Donut150 Throwing a Rager Unlocks Baby Jesus.
St. Paul's Basilica.png St. Paul's Basilica Selling Sleeve and Sandal Covers Unlocks Pope. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Movementarian Compound.png Movementarian Compound Reshooting the Welcome Video Unlocks The Leader.
Herod's Citadel.png Herod's Citadel Murdering Dissenters Unlocks King Herod.
TSTO Jogyesa Temple.png Jogyesa Temple Polishing the Buddha Statue Unlocks The Dalai Lama.
Hellscape.png Hellscape Taxing the Damned for Eternity Unlocks The Devil.
TSTO Westminster Abbey.png Westminster Abbey Donut175 For Whom the Bell Doesn't Toll Unlocks Geoffrey Chaucer and Occar Wilde. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Solomon's Temple.png Solomon's Temple Donut185 Charging People to Look Directly At the Ark Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Heavenly Swing Set.png Heavenly Swing Set Donut199 Amusing Saviors Unlocks Jesus Christ. Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Jewish Walk of Fame.png Jewish Walk of Fame Donut250 Chiseling Orthodox Sidewalk Stars Unlocks Yahweh.

Building skins

Image Name Notes
TSTO Crushed Flanders' House.png Crushed Flanders' House Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 2.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tree of Knowledge.png Tree of Knowledge Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 2.
Rapture Bus.png Rapture Bus Unlocks after completing The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 3.
Heavenly Playscape.png Heavenly Playscape Unlocks after completing The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 4.
Heavenly Garage.png Heavenly Garage Donut20 Unlocks after completing Heaven on Earth Pt. 1.
Purchaseable after unlock.
St. Peter's Desk.png St. Peter's Desk Unlocks after completing Heaven on Earth Pt. 3.
Vacant Cloud.png Vacant Cloud Donut10 Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 1.
Purchaseable after unlock.
Gates of Heaven.png Gates of Heaven Unlocks with Gates of Heaven Bundle.
Heavenly Fence.png Heavenly Fence Donut2 Unlocks with Gates of Heaven Bundle.
Purchaseable after unlock.
Candy Heaven.png Candy Heaven Donut150 Unlocks Shakespeare.
Heavenly Water Slide.png Heavenly Water Slide Unlocks Angel Flanders.
Heavenly Golf Course.png Heavenly Golf Course Unlocks St. Peter.
Heavenly Deaf Jam.png Heavenly Deaf Jam Unlocks Beethoven.

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes Yearbook MB
Cult Flying Saucer.png Cult Flying Saucer Donut10
TSTO The Rappin' Rabbis.png The Rappin' Rabbis
Foo Temple Dog.png Foo Temple Dog
Dunk the Monk.png Dunk the Monk Donut20
Torii.png Torii
Rotating Religious Holo-Statue.png Rotating Religious Holo-Statue Donut30 Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Icegod.png Ice God
Praiseland Statue.png Praiseland Statue Donut40 Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Goat Head Statue.png Goat Head Statue
The Stable at the Inn.png The Stable at the Inn Donut45 Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Nativity Recycling.png Nativity Recycling Donut50
Pagan Hall.png Pagan Hall Donut60
Shinto Shrine.png Shinto Shrine Donut75
Flanders' Personal Hell.png Flanders' Personal Hell Donut130 Unlocks Old Scratch.
Nativity Scene.png Nativity Scene Donut150 Yearbook Mystery Box.png
Evil Candy Cave.png Evil Candy Cave Unlocks Krusty the Christian.
TSTO Heaven.png Heaven Donut175 Unlocks Andre.
Praiseland Gate.png Praiseland Gate Donut185 Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Praiseland Wall.png Praiseland Wall
Forbidden Tree.png Forbidden Tree
Ten Commandments.png The Ten Commandments Donut777 Unlocks God.

Bundles

Image Name Cost Notes Contents
Gates of Heaven.png Gates of Heaven Bundle Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3. Gates of Heaven and Heavenly Fence x14
Heavenly Fence Bundle.png Heavenly Fence Bundle Donut20 Heavenly Fence x20
Praiseland Promotion MB.png Praiseland Promotion Donut185 Rachel Jordan, Praiseland Wall x15, Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Forbidden Tree, Tree x4, Shrub x8, and Flowers x2
Temptation Serpent Bundle.png Temptation Serpent Bundle Tray of 132 Donuts Tray of 132 Donuts and Temptation Serpent.

Consumables

Image Name Content Cost Notes Screen
Heaven Won't Wait Mystery Box.png Heaven Won't Wait Mystery Box Mega Church w/ The Patriarch, Springfield Episcopal Church w/ Rumbleina, Temple Beth Springfield w/ Rabbi Krustofsky, Herod's Citadel w/ King Herod, Impulse Wedding Chapel, Cristo of Springfield, New God Mr. Burns Statue, The Parson, New God Mr. Burns, Cut-Glass Cathedral, Brother Faith Van w/ Brother Faith, Solomon's Temple, Jesus' Carpentry Shop, Manger w/ J. Rigellian Christ, Holy Forge, Angel Lisa, Seven Sisters, Burns Cult Headquarters, Shiva, Abu Simbel Temple, Gautama Buddha, Golden Buddha, Springfield Henge, Goat God Statue, Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin, Devil Flanders, Jesus Christ Super Car, Gospel for Less Mystery Box Token1
Shattered Dreams Mystery Box.png Shattered Dreams
Mystery Box
Complete list Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Token1 World Travel themed Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Screen.png

Shattered Dreams Mystery Box

Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Guide.png
Eiffel Tower, Resort Hotel, Himeji Castle, Egyptian Pyramid, Rio Days-Inn-Ero, Canadian Crossing, Sjoelbak Table, Tourist Information Center, César and Ugolín, Leaning Tower, Royal Tokyo, Maurice, Bazaar, Le Krusty Burger, $ Casino, Der Homerschnitzel, Sugarloaf Mountain, Bastille, Justice Agent and Crook, Sphinx, Capital City Convention Center, Britannia Casino, Chateau Maison, Colosseum, Buckingham Palace, La Belle Frottage, Pompeii Ruins, Fair Pavilion, Bonnie & Clyde Death Car, Scotland Yard w/ Jack the Ripper, Charmer's Market, Giant Ferris Wheel, Royal Tower, Grand Pyramid, The Boiled Potato, Paris Hotel, Bodhi Tree, Queen's Carriage, Pont du Gard, Old Ruins, Island Capitol Building, Red Dragon, White Dragon, Yellow Dragon, Wickerman, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Sandstone Statue, Havana Private Home, Americatown, Carnival Float w/ Xoxchitla, Venus De Milo, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Safari Casino, Barra, International Court of Justice, Fernando Vidal's Villa w/ Fernando Vidal, Great Wall Tower, Arc de Triomphe, The Nag & Weasel w/ Guy Incognito, Mount Fuji, Boulangerie Patisserie, Woodstock Casino, Year of the Rooster Statue, British Roundabout, Churrascarias, Globe, Egyptian Tent, Chinese Junk, Tree Steakhouse, Vigilant Town Square, Street Soccer Court, Beefeater, Salt Mandala, Da Vinci Aircraft, Mudbrick Hovel, First Prime Minister of Australia Statue, Hokora, Gondola, Grand Canal (1), Grand Canal (2), Grand Canal (3), Grand Canal (4), Grand Canal (5), Terraced House (1), Terraced House (2), Terraced House (3), Terraced House (4), Terraced House (5), Terraced House (6), Phone Booth (2), Japanese Cherry Tree, Police Call Box, Pagoda, French Fountain, Painted Home 1, Painted Home 2, Painted Home 3, Painted Home 4, Painted Home 5, Painted Home 6, Painted Home 7, Painted Home 8, Painted Home 9

Prizes

Children of an Angry God

Image Name Unlock
TSTO Barnacle Bay Church.png Barnacle Bay Church Children of an Angry God Pt. 1.
Tree of Knowledge.png Tree of Knowledge Children of an Angry God Pt. 2.
Gary the Unicorn.png Gary the Unicorn Children of an Angry God Pt. 3.
TSTO Springfield Cathedral.png Springfield Cathedral Children of an Angry God Pt. 4.
Adam.png Adam Children of an Angry God Pt. 5.

The Rapture-Tastic Express

Image Name Unlock
TSTO Crushed Flanders' House.png Crushed Flanders' House The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 1.
TSTO The Jesus Cube.png The Jesus Cube The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 2.
Rapture Bus.png Rapture Bus The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 3.
Heavenly Playscape.png Heavenly Playscape The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 4.
Angela (My Way or the Highway to Heaven).png Angela The Rapture-Tastic Express Pt. 5.

Heaven on Earth

Image Name Unlock
Heavenly Garage.png Heavenly Garage Heaven on Earth Pt. 1.
TSTO Heavenly Pedicure Hut.png Heavenly Pedicure Hut Heaven on Earth Pt. 2.
St. Peter's Desk.png St. Peter's Desk Heaven on Earth Pt. 3.
TSTO Regular Heaven.png Regular Heaven Heaven on Earth Pt. 4.
TSTO Heaven Reception.png Heaven Reception Heaven on Earth Pt. 5.

A Heavenly Chorus Line

Image Name Unlock
Vacant Cloud.png Vacant Cloud A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 1.
TSTO Heavenly Showroom.png Heavenly Showroom A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2.
Gates of Heaven.png Gates of Heaven Bundle A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3.
TSTO Celebrity Heaven.png Celebrity Heaven A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4.
TSTO Hindu Heaven.png Hindu Heaven A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5.

Dates

Date (All times
are 3pm GMT)
Event
4/12 - 5/17 Event, Children of an Angry God, Garden of Eden w/ Eve
4/21 - 5/17 The Rapture-Tastic Express, Candy Heaven w/ Shakespeare
4/30 - 5/17 Heaven on Earth, Heavenly Water Slide w/ Angel Flanders, Heavenly Golf Course w/ St. Peter
5/9 - 5/17 A Heavenly Chorus Line, Heavenly Deaf Jam w/ Beethoven, Jewish Walk of Fame w/ Yahweh

Conform-o-meter impact

Name Rating Points
Tree of Knowledge Gluttony 5
Barnacle Bay Church, Springfield Cathedral, Hindu Heaven, Rapture Bus, St. Peter's Desk, Heavenly Fence Righteousness 10
Regular Heaven, Haven Reception Socialism
Heaven Showroom, Heavenly Playscape, Vacany Cloud Indolence
Heavenly Garage, Gates of Heaven Vanity 100
The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Pedicure Hut, Celebrity Heaven 200
Garden of Eden Tree-hugging 400
Candy Heaven Gluttony
Bonus $ and XP
10
4%
Heavenly Golf Course, Heavenly Water Slide Indolence
Bonus $ and XP
20
4%
Heavenly Deaf Jam Righetousness
Bonus $ and XP

Sources

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information