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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 33 content update

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The The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 33 content update is an content update which added Arnie Pye, Lou, Eddie and a K9 Officer to the game, along with a building and several decorations. It was released on August 15, 2013.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Dr. Nick

Level Up Message
Level33.png

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Arnie Pye.png Arnie Pye Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png
Tapped Eddie.png Eddie Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png
Tapped Lou.png Lou Tapped Out Lou New Character.png
Tapped K9 Officer.png K9 Officer Tapped Out K9 Officer New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped out Springfield wax museum.png Springfield Wax Museum 24h Cash.png92,000 Listening to Pins Drops 33
Tapped Out The sunsphere.png The Sunsphere 3d Cash.png750,000 (none) 5

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Little lady of justice.png Little Lady Justice Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Swat Van.png S.W.A.T. Van Cash.png75,000 Eddie
Lou
33
Tapped Out Training wall.png Training Wall Cash.png270 33

Gameplay [1][2]

Level 33

Bad Cops Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I'm totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png But first, I'll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 1" which is to "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Bad Cops Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm not about the past, Apu. I'm all about what the future holds.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What kind of exposé?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Hard-hitting!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *gasp* No need for that! I'll round up the troops.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 2" which is to "Place the S.W.A.T. Van". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Place Tapped Out Swat Van.png
New Characters Tapped Out Eddie New Character.pngTapped Out Lou New Character.png

Bad Cops Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Everyone's been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png What, like “Avenue Q”?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now, I don't want to do a lot of patrolling because there's no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So I'm setting up a physical training exercise.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 3" which is to "Place Training Wall" and "Make Eddie Train for Action". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Place Tapped Out Training wall.png

Bad Cops Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Bad news. Quimby's jumped on this ridiculous “let's catch criminals” bandwagon.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let's see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Study Evidence", "Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger", and "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 and 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png250 and XP.png47 in reward.

Bad Cops Pt. 5

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Chief, I got a read -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They're rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletus don't, don't, doesn't sell them.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png He's orry, so we're not preshing chargesh.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png But Chief!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Help me get ‘em inside. I'm a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I'm… yesh! I'm starting to go blind.

Code Brown

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge! Flanders' wifi is out again, so I can't watch Netflix!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well I'm not asking him to turn his modem on and off again – it's embarrassing. Have you seen Bart?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I saw him with Milhouse. They were unsupervised, so I'm sure they're fine.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Go find him. I don't want him to get in trouble with the authorities again.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png He's already got two strikes against him... and God knows how many foul balls.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fine, I'll go look for him... as far as you know.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What was that?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nothing. Love you, sweetie.
The player receives "Code Brown" which is to "Make Homer Break Into The Brown House and Watch TV", "Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House", "Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House", and "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". Homer's task takes 3 minutes, Bart's task takes 2 hours, Wiggum's task takes 6 hours, Cletus's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png576 and XP.png129 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 1

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Mr. Simpson? We'd like to question you about a local “brown house” which seems to be the center of some minor felonies.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It certainly has!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's why I came over to investigate. The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the wifi was streaming real smooth.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I get cold when I watch TV drunk.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png File it under “boring,” Lou... just like your use of the word “locus.”
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We won't have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes. And that'll still placate Quimby.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You get to use “placate,” but I can't use “locus”?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I have the gravitas to pull it off. Now catch me a “Dexter” so we can “Shawshank” him!

Unusual Suspects Pt. 2

After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Everyone in Springfield is involved in some kind of petty crime.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Yeah, but Chief says we need to find something big -- some super-dangerous criminal.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Uh… my gun's been jammed for a couple of years.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png I don't even know where mine is. Let's go get a jaywalker or two.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lou Pursue Criminals", and "Make Eddie Track Down Criminals". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png There's no “dramatic surge,” Kent.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular. It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they're moving a lot faster.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Kent, you can't call any law meaningless! We don't rank laws. A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Actually, can I change that last thing I said?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png We're live.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Nuts. I'm very tired, Kent. I think my coffee high wore off.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash.png325 and XP.png65 in reward.

Moe Town

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png All right, ya bums, last call!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png But it's only ten o'clock, which means I can still read the clock, which means I've only begun to get drunk.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I got a date, if you must know.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Ooooh. Is it serious?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png No, she don't know nothin' about it. I'm scoping her out for when she does become available.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Then I'll be able to tell her that I spied on her for years. Love is best when done as a long con, Barn.
The player receives "Moe Town" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Hey, Chief, what's Moe doing there in the bushes? He looks pretty suspicious.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, he's just spying on Marge. That's his hobby. It's good for him – keeps him out of trouble.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now, when Eddie gets back from his date, I want you and him to look for big crime!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Who's Eddie on a date with?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not your ex-wife Amy! And even if it were, she definitely wouldn't be wearing that red dress you got her for Valentine's Day.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I feel like I'm going to be sick.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not on your uniform, please. We only get reimbursed for getting blood stains out.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well, well, well. If it isn't our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird. Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake? What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Dude, no. They're just blank insurance policies.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I'm a legitimate life insurance salesman now.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I've never been able pass a life insurance physical. I've got a touch of diabetes. And gout.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, and I'm a policeman who's been shot five times. All right, on your way!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Later, Dude.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Excuse me, old man… I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Just write, “Snake,” on that beneficiary line and I'll make sure your family gets the money.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 4" which is to "Make Snake Con Money from Old People". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I love quotas -- keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png If it's all the same, Chief, I'd like to follow up on some old witness reports. I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, don't you love when it hangs low? You don't have to get up on your tippy-toes, or raise your arms. God I hate raising my arms.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Interview Suspects". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 1

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thank you, Fat Tony.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now you don't have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, sure. Everybody's got important things to do. Me, I've gotta to mail back Sarah's Zappos shoes.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 1" which is to "Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Perform a Hit". Fat Tony's task takes 12 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,070 and XP.png250 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we're men?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I think they're less likely to because we're cops.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No really, I think I'm onto something here. Which is why I've decided that tonight, I'm going undercover as a woman!
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Actually, you've been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that…
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And they don't even have police there anymore.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png But Chief, who do we arrest? We've already nailed the people who've actually committed crimes.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let's change that.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 2" which is to "Make Criminals Serve Time (x20)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward for the quest.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children.
After sending Barney
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe's beer and I don't get beat up after I pass out.
After sending Mr. Burns
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?
After sending Cletus
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png An inside outhouse what's got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I's ever been in!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave Chester the money to fix my shed.
After sending Dr. Nick
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right?
After sending Duffman
Tapped Out Duffman Icon.png Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no!
After sending Prof. Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!
After sending Grampa
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Why? I didn't kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.
After sending Mrs. Krabappel
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school.
After sending Krusty
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I can't be in jail -- I'm a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?!
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Lord, I've been in your service for fifteen years. I've prayed to you every day.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin' stinkhole?!
After sending Luigi
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!
After sending Marge
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know that I didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car's transmission falls out when you do that.
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain't that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!
After sending Hans Moleman
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Just to be clear, roomie, you'd like me to point this soap that's been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!
After sending Otto
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?
After sending Quimby
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png My dear officers, when I get out, I'll double your salaries to come work for me, and we'll take over the world!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you'd like.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum!
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png So you can forget that strip search that you're about to… doooooooooooooooo!
After sending Smithers
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I'm one hundred and fifteen years old and I'm ready to serve my time.
After sending Snake
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!
After sending Wiggum
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.

  • Note: Herman can also be sent to prison, although he won't say anything.

Crackdown Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Great work, boys! We've made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png But, Chief, we haven't gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You know I'd like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So instead we're going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 3" which is to "Make Youth Serve Time (x6)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward for the quest.
After sending Bart
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this!
After sending Kearney
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png I keep telling you people, I'm not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead!
After sending Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?
After sending Martin
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me!
After sending Milhouse
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America's Top Runway Model!
After sending Nelson
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.
After sending Ralph
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png This camp smells hurty.
After sending Squeaky Voiced Teen
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Can I put this on my resume as an internship?

Crackdown Pt. 4

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman reporting.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children…
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Our newsmen.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Exactly! Wait, what?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we're going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 4" which is to "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn't work out as well as I thought it would.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're right. Like missing their social studies unit at school.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I hear that it's about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I don't know if they're so great.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png They were happy, Lou! Isn't that more important than having a tile roof? Geez!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png625 and XP.png145 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren't having any trouble, er, conducting business.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I'll see to it that the police release anybody who's got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 2" which is to "Make Quimby Collect Bribes" and "Make Fat Tony Fix Races". Quimby's task takes 4 hours and Fat Tony's task takes 2 hours and the player receives total Cash.png385 and XP.png82 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 3

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Boys, we live in fortuitous times.
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png How's that, boss?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png But all the petty crimes have been keeping the polizia's attention away from us.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png It's refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Collect Tribute". Fat Tony's and Legs's task takes 8 hours and Louie's task takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,070 and XP.png250 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 4

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png We keep getting emails from the Mayor's office telling us to let gamblers and concrete union workers out of jail.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Clearly Quimby's got something going on with Fat Tony.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png We could stage a coup and make Chief Wiggum mayor.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png No, the Chief has said he'd never accept that job because he doesn't want to be named “America's Fattest Mayor.” Let's investigate Quimby.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Investigate Corruption" and "Make Eddie Investigate Corruption". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png940 and XP.png210 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 5

After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You are under arrest!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You, ah, you can't do this. I'll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well, it's a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I've been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Serve Time". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He's got such a symmetrical face!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah, now that Quimby's not protecting him anymore, let's show him who's the real boss around here.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png How are we going to play it? They've got a lot of guns.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We're going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I'm planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!

Springfield Confidential Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Is that so, officer?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupulous in every single one of my…
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Tax evasion!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Legs, have we been scrupulously paying our taxes?
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png We've never paid any taxes, boss.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png So I'm guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we're in for a little vacation, boys.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 6" which is to "Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison", "Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer", and "Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer". Fat Tony's task takes 24 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,050 and XP.png250 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't get carried away, Lisa. They're only going away for 24 hours. Why can't we send them away for longer, anyway?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Because it's more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It is?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week's homework!
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Arnie Pye

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1

New Character Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png
After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My thoughts exactly. Who's Arnie Pye?
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, right -- Duffman.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you'll have to get out of my helicopter – it's not rated to lift your load.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Hey, it's the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Let's go for a walk. Maybe we'll give Kent Brockman's house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png112 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png That's sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.
After the quest.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I'll use that time to do something productive.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N' Blow!
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Pye?! You're not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Oh, Kent, I'm so sorry – you didn't hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But that would mean… twenty-five thousand people?
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Try twenty-five million people. I'm a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who's played you on SNL, Kent?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Nobody yet. But I've always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Pfft, he's not even a regular! So there's no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream's as dead as your anchor job.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png When he's not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Besides, Arnie Pye's viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it's over. Dead.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png What?! I'm being replaced as anchor?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you're making an idiot out of yourself.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But the good news is… there's a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png (Sigh)
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield" and "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png260 in reward.

The Sunsphere

Here Comes The Sunsphere

After build The Sunsphere and tapped on Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Hey, look! It's the Sunsphere! I thought I knocked that over and broke it when we went to Knoxville, Tennessee.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Amazing to think that it was once part of the World's Fair of 1982... the most forgotten World's Fair in history!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let's break into it, climb to the top, and see if we can hear ghosts from 1982 talking about how boring the view was.
The player receives "Here Comes The Sunsphere" which is to "Make Bart Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Milhouse Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Martin Climb the Sunsphere", and "Make Nelson Climb the Sunsphere". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,780 and XP.png410 in reward.

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