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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 30 content update

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The twenty-third content update, known as the Level 30 content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on May 31, 2013. It added two characters, Herman and Jasper to the game, three buildings - one premium, and three decorations - one premium.

Level Up Message[edit]

Its level up is message is spoken by Cletus

Level Up Message
Level30.png

Characters[edit]

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Level required
Tapped Herman.png Herman Herman's Military Antiques 30
Tapped Jasper.png Jasper Community Center

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Herman's Military Antiques Tapped Out.png Herman's Military Antiques 24h Cash.png83,000 Mass-Producing Antiques Herman 30
Zesty's Tapped Out.png Zesty's 1d 12h Cash.png68,000 Serving Same Stuff As At Luigi's 30
Community Center Tapped Out.png Community Center 6 seconds Donut Tapped Out.png150 Not Being Used Jasper

Decorations[edit]

Level 30[edit]

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Training Dummy Tapped Out Training Dummy.png Cash.png4,500 Improves your Vanity rating
Bomb Shelter Tapped Out Bomb Shelter.png Cash.png5,600 Improves your Vanity rating
Miniature Nuclear Warhead Tapped Out Mininuclear Warhead.png Donut Tapped Out.png45 2.25% bonus money and XP to all jobs.

Gameplay[edit]

Level 30[edit]

Military Antiques Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa, I would never criticize your town-building skills, but I've been to all these stories a zillion times. A shopper needs variety!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I was thinking we could rebuild Herman's shop. But I don't think you'd shop there. It sells military antiques.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png A store's a store. Build it! Build it now!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 24 hours and costs Cash.png249,000. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward. New character is Herman.
Build Herman's Military Antiques Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Herman New Character.png

Military Antiques Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png They say when you go over to the other side, you come back changed.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Unfortunately, I remain exactly the same.
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 2" which is to "Make Herman Run the Antique Shop". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png At least, a new store! Herman, I'd like some military antiques please.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll take a box of musket balls, three "Potato masher" grenades, and a dozen bazookas.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png I didn't realize you were such a fan of antique firearms.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, I'm not. I just need to bring something to the register, and have you charge me for it. You know -- shopping!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 1" which is to "Make Marge Browse Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There's no better way to protect yourself.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png After all, it's scary getting old, isn't it?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You have no idea! My vision's gone, I'm always forgettin' who I am, I panic in stressful situations...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...my trigger finger itches something terrible, my aim ain't what it used be, I often mistake loved ones for dangerous intruders, I forget whether things are loaded...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...and above all, my time on Earth is short, and I'd love to take a few people with me when I go.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png You're the perfect gun owner! Step inside!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 2" which is to "Make Grampa Browse Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Milhouse, want to go check out the new gun shop in town?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Of course! After all, the NRA says it's the safest place for kids.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png They also say us kids should sleep under a blanket made of loaded guns. You know -- for safety.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I eat my cereal every morning with a gun instead of a spoon. Because more guns everywhere means safer kids. Thanks, NRA!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 3" which is to "Make Bart Browse Herman's Military Antiques" and "Make Milhouse Browse Herman's Military Antiques". The tasks takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png750 and XP.png160 in reward.

Customers Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Herman, I've grown tired of my gang's “look.” Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters -- it's so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Do you have any weapons that will create more “wow factor” for my associates?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png A good blunderbuss never goes out of style. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every thirty seconds.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png A small price to pay for fashion. I'll take a hundred.
The player receives "Customers Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fat Tony Buy Blunderbusses". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'd like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced -- even in the tiniest, most reasonable way -- when guns are involved.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png It's all part of “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013… sponsored by the NRA.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Read NRA Pamphlets". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Something experimental like Tony Stark wishes he had.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png We don't stock guns, you overweight imbecile.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You do realize it's now illegal to operate a store that doesn't sell firearms?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's all part of the “How Else May We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act. You're going to jail!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Serve Time". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why are all of Springfield's stores shutting down! There's nowhere to shop!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sorry Marge, that's the law. I have to defend the people's right to buy guns whenever the whim strikes them.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What about MY Constitutional rights to a decent downtown, fun window shopping, and jeans at a variety of price points?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Those aren't rights! Or are they? Who can say! That's the funny thing about the law -- you never have the slightest clue what it is.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, I'm taking my message to the people!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 5" which is to "Make Marge Protest... Something". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We need to organize to protest these terrible laws that our shutting down our God-given stores. Herman, are you in?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png That's affirmative. It's time we took our government back.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's what democracy is all about, right?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Right. Now let's mount an armed frontal assault on City Hall. Democracy-style.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Uh... come again?
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 6" which is to "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png The battle plans are ready, Marge. You say the word, and we take back City Hall!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Geez, I'm reading over these plans, and there's an awful lot of shooting and yelling and reconnoitering. It all sounds very violent.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png To the lay person, it probably does. But when you're staging a blood-drenched coup, violence really helps keep up morale.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png It's something the whole battalion can have fun doing together.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let's see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 7" which is to "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans" again. It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody --
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png and I mean EVERYBODY -- pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Much better. Let's prepare for “battle!”
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 8" which is to "Place a Training Dummy" and "Make Herman Train for Battle". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Attack City Hall! Storm the gates!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Wipe your feet on the mat before entering! Pause to admire the mural in the lobby -- it's from the 1920s!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And remember to be nice to the receptionists! They have a hard job!
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png We're doing it, Marge! We're taking back our government.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Shhh! No shouting inside City Hall. People are trying to work. Attack quietly or not at all!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 9" which is to "Make Herman Stage a Coup" and "Make Marge Stage a Coup". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total ,Donut Tapped Out.png3, Cash.png1,200 and XP.png210 in reward, finish the "Level 30" trigioly"
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png What is the meaning of this? Who is this rabble sitting patiently in my waiting area?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png It's a coup. We're tired of government walking all over the people, so we're taking back City Hall!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We're not going put up with limited shopping options, crazy pro-gun laws, a mob armed with blunderbusses, thinly-premised Wolfcastle films, and... and...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What exactly ARE we trying to accomplish?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Honestly, I've forgotten.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I guess this whole story didn't make much sense. You know, we never thought anyone would play long enough to get to level 30.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Guys, maybe this is a good thing. A real wake up call for everyone involved with this game.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I mean, come on. Herman? THAT'S the best character we have to add? No offense, Herm.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Even I know it's true.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's get back to the drawing board, and get to work on a level 31 that'll really knock everyone's socks off!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sorry about level 30, guys. If you promise not to gripe to EA too much, everybody can have three donuts.

Jasper[edit]

That's A Paddlin![edit]

After Built Community Center Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Jasper New Character.png
After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Jasper, how's it hanging?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png At my age, no matter what "it" is, it's hanging low.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Blech. Rhetorical question, dude.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png You sassing me, boy? You better believe that's a paddlin'!
The player receives "That's A Paddlin!" which is to "Make Jasper Go Paddling". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

Springfield's Got Talent![edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Ding! Medication time!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Now, was I supposed to take the red pill or the blue pill? Maybe the purple suppository?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Better safe than sorry. I'll just take 'em all.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Uh-oh...
The player receives "Springfield's Got Talent!" which is to "Make Jasper Practice Lollipop Song". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Prune Lagoon[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png I've never felt so alive!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Which, at my age, is a sure sign of imminent death.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png It's okay, Jasper, old fella, just got to get the right dose and you'll be back in the saddle again.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png The buildings are so... bright... and colorful...
The player receives "The Prune Lagoon" which is to "Make Jasper Take Incorrect Medication". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Back to the Freezer[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png When the only joy you got left is taking dangerous drug cocktails, it's time to end it all.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't do it, Jasper! Not before bequeathing your dangerous drug cocktails to me!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Too late! I'm going back in that nice Indian fellas' freezer.
The player receives "Back to the Freezer" which is to "Make Jasper Self-Freeze at the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,110 and XP.png235 in reward.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png *shiver*
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png I thawed out. Is this... the future?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Please stand away from the sale item rack. Pork rinds are on special today.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png It's just like I always imagine it would be.

Retirement[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jasper, you old buzzard, where do you think you're going?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Cram it, Abe! Cant you see I'm living in the far-distant future? You've been dead for years, idiot!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You keep acting this way, they'll lock you up! Now let's get back to the Retirement Castle. It's almost time for lock-up!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Don't get your knickers in a knot. If I'm going in a home, it'll be the one of my choosing!
The player receives "Retirement" which is to "Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Retirement Home" and "Make Jasper Relax in the Retirement Home". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

Gallery[edit]

See also[edit]